To My Brother, With Whom I've Slept
Notes: :D
III.
Dear Dean,
Can you tell me a story?
Sam
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Sammy,
Once upon a time…
Dean
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Dear Dean,
I've heard this one before.
It's Sam,
Sam
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Sam-
I haven't even told you the story yet, how do you know you've heard it before?
Dean
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Dear Dean,
You always tell the same story.
Sam
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Sam,
I do not.
Dean
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Dear Dean,
Yes, you do.
Sam
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Sam,
Fine. What's the story then?
Dean
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Dear Dean,
Once upon a time there was a guy. He was really handsome and all the girls wanted him. He had some shiny guns. He killed some monster -usually a werewolf- and made out with the prettiest girl. Not the homely one.
The end.
Sam
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Sam,
Well, what's wrong with that story?
Dean
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Dear Dean,
Everything.
Most of all the kissing.
Yuck.
Sam
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Sammy,
If you don't like my stories, don't ask me for one then!
Hrumph.
Dean
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Dearest Dean,
I'm sorry.
Sammy
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Sam,
It's ok. It's a bad story anyway.
Way too old for your baby ears.
Dean
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Dean-
Please tell me the story?
I promise I won't complain.
Sam
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Dear Sammy,
Once upon a time…
Dean