Author's Note: This is where things might start seeming familiar to most of you.

The Wizard of Odd.

Chapter 1: Where the fuck am I?

I woke up in my room. It was a mess! I look out the window to see the damage. But I see is just the center of the tornado! I got sucked in! I notice other houses got sucked in too. Then a cat came by, then an old guy in a bathtub, then Mrs. Broflovski on her bike. She looked at me with evil eyes and turned into a witch on a broom and started laughing maniacally.

I walk away from the window. I get back on my bed and start hugging Sparky.

Then suddenly, THUD! We were no longer in the tornado. So me and Sparky walk outside.

It was weird. We were in some weird place that was really colorful. I could hear whispering in the bushes.

"Um, hello? Can anyone tell where the fuck I am?" I ask.

No one answered they kept whispering to each other.

"HELLO?" I screamed.

Still whispers.

Suddenly a big pink bubble comes from the sky and lands right in front of me. It pops and reveals a girl with black hair and a big pink dress.

"It's okay to come out now munchkins." She yelled to the people in the bushes.

A lot of little people come out from the bushes. They looked scared of me.

"Why hello there." Greets the girl from the pink bubble. "My name is Wendy."

"I'm Stan."

"Well, thank you Stan you have freed us from the Wicked Witch of the West."

"I did?"

She nods and points to my house. There is someone under it. But 5 seconds later the person's legs curled up to the knees and then the person turned to dust.

I cringed. The leg curling was freaky!

"Now Stan, are you a good witch or a bad witch?" Asked Wendy.

"Um, I'm not a witch." I replied.

"Yes you are. If you aren't a witch then how are you wearing the Wicked Witch of the West's ruby slippers?" She asked.

I looked down to see me wearing ruby slippers instead of boots.

"Um, I don't know. I'm taking these off."

"DON'T!"

"Why?"

She looked around. "You'll need them later on."

"O-k. Where am I?"

"Why you're in the great land of lollipops!" She replied happily.

"Um, cool. How do I get to South Park, Colorado?" I asked.

"Oh, you'll need to speak with the Wizard. He lives in the Emerald Palace." Said Wendy.

"How do I get there?"

"Oh you need to follow the rainbow road."

"Where's that?"

Suddenly Wendy and the little people she called 'Munchkins' broke out in song and dance leading me to this road that was multi-colored.

"Thanks, but could you mind not singing?" I asked.

"YES PLEASE IT'S REALLY ANNOYING!" Called an unfamiliar voice.

Everyone turned towards the voice and gasped. It belonged to a woman with a black robe who was on a broom. She kinda looked like, Mrs. Broflovski?

"I am the Wicked Witch of the North. Which one of you twerps killed my sister?"

The Munchkins all pointed at me.

"How dare you! Nobody kills my sister and gets away with it! I will have my revenge!" Then she disappears in black smoke.

"It's okay Stan, I'll keep you safe." Said Wendy. "Just remember to keep those ruby slippers on." Then she forms back into a pink bubble and disappears.

This place is so weird. I decide to just walk to this 'Emerald Palace' so I can get home as soon as possible.

Author's Note: IDK When next chap will be out. But whateves.