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IChangedMyNameAgain: What'd you change your name to? And yeah, Stan has to wear ruby slippers! HUGS AND COOKIES!

TweekingOut: LOVE YOUR NAME! I love Tweek too, but no... I already have all the characters figured out before I wrote this. But here's a hug and a plate of cookies!

CreekGrrl: REVIEW FROM ONE OF MY FAVES! You're right Stan is Dorothy. But that's cause Dorothy has Toto, and Stan has Sparky. I'm not gonna use any people from Craig's group. I would, but I already got all my characters figured out. HUGS AND COOKIES!

brittishlikepip: The Munchkins are scared of the witch. Stupid Wicked Bitch of the North. Oops, I meant witch! HUGS AND COOKIES!

The Wizard of Odd.

Chapter 2: The Scarecrow.

I've been walking for half an hour now! How far away is the Emerald Palace? I hope I get there soon, this whole place is fucked up.

"SHOO YOU STUPID CROWS!" I heard a voice yell from a nearby corn field.

Curiosity struck me so I went into the field and saw a familiar looking head in the distance. It looked kinda like, Kyle?

"KYLE?" I shout.

The figure that looked like Kyle flinched and turned around.

"My name isn't Kyle. I am the Scarecrow." He replied. Creepy, he looked like a scarecrow version of Kyle.

"Um, Okay. Do you know how far the Emerald Palace is?" I ask "Scarecrow".

"Yeah, It's rather far from here. Why?"

"I'm asking some wizard if he can get me home."

"Ah, You seeing the wizard? Mind if I come with? I want to see him too." The Scarecrow had hopeful eyes.

"Yeah, sure. Why do you need to see him?"

"Well, I don't have a brain."

"Um, If you don't have a brain, how are you moving, talking, LIVING?"

He sighed. "I'm nothing but a scarecrow."

"Moving? Talking? Living?" This place is just weird.

"Yeah, I don't know how. Just the way it is."

"Well, I don't know if getting a brain will do anything. The hay needles inside of you would just poke holes in it."

"OH YOU MUST UNDERSTAND!" He shouted.

"Okay, Explain it to me." I respond showing some sympathy.

"Well, I've got all this knowledge, enough to drive a man insane. But how will I ever get in college, if I don't have a brain?" He sang.

"PLEASE NO SINGING! Just come with me!" I shouted going back to the rainbow path.

"Okay!" He chased after me.

We walked for about 5 minutes until he links arms with me and starts skipping. "We're off to see the wizard! The wonderful Wizard of-"

I push him to the ground. "I said no singing! And please, no skipping either!"

"You're no fun!" He pouted.

"Because you're annoying!"

The Scarecrow got back to his feet. "Alright I'll stop skipping and singing."

"Good, now come on, the sooner we get there, the better!"

I was really starting to get annoyed with this place.

Author's Note: So far we know Stan is Dorothy, Sparky is Toto, Wendy is Glenda the good witch, Shelia Broflovski is the Wicked Witch of the North, and Kyle is the Scarecrow. Any guesses for who the Tin Man is?

(P.S. I'm sorry to those who want them part of the story, but nobody from Craig's group will be in this. Sorry for the inconvenience.)

(P.P.S. All my reviewers get hugs and cookies! :D )