Author's Note: MORE REVIEWS! I NEED MORE COOKIE DOUGH!
YeMerryHippogriffs: GRR! CURSE YOU PHINEAS AND FERB! And no. Cartman's not the Tin Man. HUGS AND COOKIES!
kylekennypiptweek: YEAH! Your first guess was right! :D HUGS AND COOKIES!
brittishlikepip: Yeah! It's Kenny. Cartman will be a coward! HUGS AND COOKIES!
TweekingOut: That's right, Imma ninja! YAY! HUGS AND COOKIES!
The wizard of odd.
Chapter 3: The Tin Man.
At first I thought the Scarecrow was annoying with all the skipping and singing, but once I actually talked to him he seemed pretty cool. He told lots of jokes, told me about "Them damn crows", and some things about where I am.
"Yeah, that Wicked Witch is really annoying. She's the one who keeps sending them damn crows!" Says the Scarecrow.
"I never knew witchcraft even existed." I answered.
"Around here it does. Weird stuff happens here all the time."
"Yeah, just like where I'm from." From what Scarecrow has told me, this place is a lot like South Park. And he's a lot like Kyle. It's strange.
"So where is South Park anyway?" he asks.
"Colorado." I answer.
"Where's Colorado?"
"America."
"Where's America?"
"North America."
"Where's that?"
"Western Hemisphere."
"Where's that?"
"The west side of Earth?"
"Where's Earth?"
I give him a strange look. "Um, We're on Earth. Right?"
Before he could answer we heard muffled screams in the woods.
"Come on Stan! Someone's in trouble!" Yelled Scarecrow as he ran into the woods.
I chase after him, the screams getting louder and louder as we got closer. Finally, we find the screams belong to someone who is in a parka made out of tin. Let me guess, this was this place's version of Kenny, right?
"MMMMM! MMM!" The tin parka boy screamed.
I pull his hood down. Sure enough, it looks exactly like Kenny, except he's made of tin.
"HELP ME!" The tin Kenny shouted. "I can't move! There's magazines in my coat! Pull one out and show me a page of it!"
Scarecrow reaches into the tin parka and pulls out a magazine and shows the tin person a random page.
The tin Kenny, (who was completely paralyzed when me and scarecrow came over) began to move.
"THANK YOU!" He shouted giving us a hug.
I looked at the magazine Scarecrow showed him.
"DON'T LOOK AT THAT!" The tin Kenny shouted. "Those are mine, and you probably won't like it." He answered awkwardly shoving the magazine back into his parka.
"Why?" I asked.
"Because..." He answered. "Well, um..."
"It's okay Kenny, you can tell me anything."
The tin Kenny gave me a weird look. "My name isn't Kenny. It's Tin Man."
"Really? Oh, sorry."
"Um, yeah."
"Well, Stan and I were just off to go see the Wizard. You wanna come along?" Asked Scarecrow.
'Tin Man' grinned. "Yeah! I've always wanted a heart."
"You don't have a heart?" I asked.
"Mm hmm. What I would give to have something warm inside me. Something that beats when I'm happy. Something to make me more, human." The Tin Man sighed and put the hood of his parka back on.
"You're not gonna start singing are you?" I asked.
"No. Not in the mood." The Tin Man replied.
"Oh, GOOD!"
"Let's just go."
"Yeah, we need to get the Emerald Palace as soon as we can!" Scarecrow agreed.
And so we began our long journey to the Emerald Palace.
Author's Note: Another chapter down. And IDK how many more to go. Anyone guess what happens next? If you pay attention to the movie you know the answer. :D
Bye for now! Imma go eat cookies and tell my friend Tori to quit bitching at me! :D