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The Wizard of Odd.
Chapter 4: The apple trees.
Me, Scarecrow and Tin Man seem to be getting along pretty well. Scarecrow and Tin Man remind me so much of Kyle and Kenny. It's really creepy.
"You guys, I'm starting to get hungry." Said Tin Man.
My stomach rumbled. "Me too."
"There's some apple trees up ahead. How about you two get an apple?" Scarecrow suggested.
"Okay."
I was really hungry. I haven't ate anything since I got here. And the last thing I ate was breakfast from back when I was in South Park. Apparently Tin Man hasn't ate anything in 5 days. Poor guy.
After about five minutes of walking I ask Scarecrow, "About how far are these apple trees?"
"Not much farther, we just gotta keep moving." He replied.
"It better not be that far. I'm starving." said Tin Man.
Finally, we see a big trail of apple trees.
"Wow dude! There's like a shitload of apples here!" Yells Tin Man running to the trees.
I go running as well. Then I picked a random apple from a tree.
"OW!" Something shouted.
"Um, hello? Is anyone there?" I yell.
"Yes. There's trees all around you." The voice responded.
"What?" I asked.
Suddenly the tree I picked the apple from turned around and faced me. It had a face! Creepy...
"Trees are living things too, ya know." It shouted. "We don't go around plucking hairs of your head, so why you go around plucking apples off our branches?"
"Uh..." I wasn't sure how to respond.
"Hmph just as I thought." The tree replied. "At least say you're sorry."
"I'm sorry. I had no idea!"
"You had no idea? Haven't you any heart kid?" The tree shouted.
"Of course I do! It's just, I'm not used to talking trees."
The tree sighed. "Of course you don't."
"OW!" Shouted a voice in the distance.
"Are there others with you?" The tree asked.
"Yeah."
"DON'T YOU KIDS KNOW ANYTHING? YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF HEARTLESS BASTARDS!" The tree smacked the apple out of my hand. "YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL ALIKE! SELFISH! SELFISH, SELFISH, SELFISH! TREES, ATTACK THE CHILDREN!"
Then trees began picking apples and pelting me with them. I started running from the trees. Then I heard barking behind me. It was Sparky! He was being pelted with apples as well. I ran to Sparky, picked him up, then ran straight away from the trail of apple trees.
"Dude, what the fuck is with those trees?" Tin Man asked when I finally got out of the trail of apple trees. It looks as if Tin Man and Scarecrow got pelted as well.
"One of them told me we were selfish." I replied.
"More like they were selfish! I didn't even get one apple!"
Me and Scarecrow both sighed.
"Tin Man, that was a selfish remark right there." Scarecrow said.
"Well I guess it's how I am when I'm hungry."
"Look, we're almost there. Let's just keep walking." Scarecrow replied.
And so we continue our journey to the Emerald Palace. But I'm still hungry.
Author's Note: HEHEHE! You peeps forgot that the apple tree part happened before the Cowardly Lion! XD Cowardly Lion will be in the next chapter, which i will start writing after I'm done with this note.
This chapter was supposed to be up yesterday, but we did some back to school shopping. Then when I got home, I got to play the best video game ever! We bought it while we were out yesterday! Anyone know what it is? Sonic Adventure. It is originally a Dreamcast game, but they remade it for Xbox. Anyone ever played it? Don't care for the missions, it's the Chao garden! You know, where you raised Chaos and stuff. I'm gonna work on the next chapter now.