Author's Note: REVIEW TIME!
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Disclaimer: (I keep forgetting to put this) I don't own South Park or the Wizard of Oz. Trey Parker and Matt Stone own South Park, and I have no idea who own the Wizard of Oz.
The Wizard of Odd.
Chapter 5: The Cowardly Lion.
Eventually, Tin Man and I found some fruits from trees that weren't evil. Scarecrow was being unusually quiet.
"Hey, Scarecrow?" I asked.
He flinched. "What? Oh sorry."
"You okay?"
"I'm fine. Just deep in thought."
"Okay."
The silence is really awkward. We're just walking and not saying a word to each other. The only sounds you actually hear is Sparky's occasional barking and Tin Man eating.
Then suddenly, Sparky runs off into the woods barking repeatedly.
"Come on guys! We gotta get Sparky!" I yell running into the woods after Sparky. Tin Man and Scarecrow follow.
Damn that dog runs fast! I was just barely able to see him when suddenly, I see Sparky get trampled to the ground by a lion. A fat lion.
"Yes I got you!" The lion exclaimed.
"HEY! LEAVE MY DOG ALONE!" I yell.
The lion turned to me and laughed. Only holding Sparky tighter.
The lion, he looks like... Cartman?
"Cartman?" I asked. Even though I know it's not him. It's just this place's version of him.
"The name is not Cartman. It's the Great, Super Awesome, and Sexy Lion!" He replied.
"Yeah... Um, Great Lion or whatever, can I please have my dog back?" I asked.
"No. This dog heah is mine! I found him, so he's mine!" He yelled.
Finally Scarecrow and Tin Man caught up to me.
"Are... these... your friends?" He asked timidly.
"Yeah." I replied.
"Oh..." He released Sparky. "Please, don't hurt me I-I'm sorry."
We all looked confused.
"Um, dude. I thought you were like the Great, Super Awesome and Sexy Lion or something." I say.
"The only thing 'Great' about him is his weight." Said Tin Man. Me and Scarecrow laughed.
"EY! You're just jealous of how kewl I am!" Said the Lion.
"Dude. You're not cool." Said Scarecrow.
"Yes I am! You guys I'm seriously!" The Lion shouted.
The way he talks reminds me so much of Cartman.
"So why did you cowar when you seen three people instead of one?" Asked Scarecrow.
The lion sighed. "Okay, so I'm not the Great, Super Awesome and Sexy Lion. I'm actually the Cowardly Lion. You know why? Because I'm a fucking coward! I have so many evil plans I can do. But I'm too scared to do anything!"
"Oh, um really?" I ask.
"Yeah. I'm a stupid coward."
"Well we're going to see the Wizard. Maybe you can ask him for some courage." Said Scarecrow.
"Really?" Asked the Cowardly Lion.
"Sure. Now come on! We have to get going." We made our way out of the woods and continued our journey to the Emerald Palace.
Author's Note: YAY! Now I'm not sure exactly what happens next. But I'll remember eventually. Who should the Wizard be? That's the only character I'm not sure about.
We have open houses today. We go back to school on Wednesday. Please wish me luck that I don't get the advanced classes like I'm supposed to. None of my friends will be in them and the kids who usually get those classes are assholes. (Not that any of you advance class people out there are, but the advance peeps in my school) Well no more boring rambles over nothing. BYE!