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Disclaimer: I don't own South Park or the Wizard of Oz. Trey Parker and Matt Stone own South Park, and I have no idea who own the Wizard of Oz.

The Wizard of Odd.

Chapter 6: The Wicked Witch of the North's Broomstick.

It was hilarious. Cowardly Lion was afraid to rip on us. He almost called me a "stupid hippie" but apologized immediately.

"And anyways. She told me, 'you're so cute. I hope we stay together for a long time.' And I just told her 'Um, I don't think this would work out.' Then she called me a jerk and ran out crying. Not like I really cared anyway." Tin Man was telling us a bunch of stories about chicks. Kenny did the same thing.

"Tin Man, I'm seriously. Shut up! No one cares about your stupid stories." Said an annoyed Cowardly Lion.

"Hey, I think your courage is getting a little better." Said Scarecrow.

"No. That took all the bravery I had to say that. I-I'm sorry Tin Man."

A sudden green light flashes in my eyes. I look to see where it was coming from. It was a big green palace far off in the distance.

"Guys is that... the Emerald Palace?" I ask pointing to the green palace.

"Yeah." Answered Scarecrow.

"What? We're finally here?" Exclaimed Tin Man.

"Yeah!" I answer. "We're finally here! Come on guys!" I ran towards the Emerald Palace. This was it! We finally found it! I finally get to go home!

Scarecrow, Tin Man and Cowardly Lion follow me. All four of us running like we found an exit to a cave we got trapped in or something.

"Yes you fools better run." Said the Wicked Witch of the North as she watched the four boys run towards the palace on a crystal ball. "Now I know where you are. BUTTERS HAND ME MY BROOM STICK! Now's the time for my revenge."

"Well, what are ya g-gonna do to them poor fellas?" Butters asked handing the witch her broom.

"Then plan is simple deary. But I don't trust you enough to go blabbing all my horrible plans."

"Please? I won't tell nobody! I swear on it."

"Okay. Well. First I disguise my self as a poor woman who seeks help from the Wizard. Then, I offer the Wizard a deal." The Wicked Witch smirked.

"Well uh, What kind of deal?"

"Blackmail stupid!"

"Isn't blackmail bad?"

The Wicked Witch slapped Butters. "YES YOU IDIOT!"

"I-I'm sorry." He apologized.

"Anyway, we blackmail the Wizard into bringing the boys here." The Witch began laughing.

Butters felt scared. And awkwardly began laughing with her.

The witch stopped.

"Now. I'm off you insufferable fool." The Wicked Witch got on her broom and flew off.

"Finally. We're at the Emerald Palace!" Cowardly Lion exclaimed.

I knock on the door. It had 3 circles on it. The circle in the middle opened revealing a tiny man.

"Hello. Welcome to the Emerald Palace. The Wizard is not seeing any clients today. So you wasted your time coming here. Sorry for the inconvenience, please come back tomorrow." Said the man.

"What? Come back tomorrow? But I need to be home now!" I whine.

"You can come back tomorrow." The man said again.

"And I need a brain." Said Scarecrow.

"Tomorrow. Yo can have one."

"I need a heart." Said tin Man.

"Tomorrow."

"And I need my courage!" Said the Cowardly Lion beginning to tear up.

"Look. Just come back tomorrow. And you'll get what you want from the Wizard!" The man tried to explain. This just made Cowardly Lion start sobbing.

"I... NEED MAH COURAGE!" The Cowardly Lion began sobbing harder.

This somehow made the man feel sorry for him. "Okay. You four can come in. But please don't be mad if he doesn't grant your wishes."

"Thank you sir!" I say.

The big door of the Emerald Palace opened. It was full of people.

"The Wizard is in the last room on the left." The man told us.

"Great, just what we need. Another long walk." Complained Tin Man.

"It's okay. It's not that long of a walk." Said Scarecrow.

It was. It took us 10 minutes to finally get to the Wizard's room.

"See Scarecrow, it was a long walk!"

"Guys be quiet." I whisper. "You don't want to annoy the Wizard."

We open the door and Cowardly Lion starts running away. He's stopped by me and Scarecrow.

"Dude what are you doing?" I ask.

"I-I'm too scare t-to go in." He answered.

"Why?"

"I d-don't know if I'm ready."

"Come on dude. The Wizard will give you your courage."

"Okay."

We walk into the room which has the Wizard in it.

"Who dares seek the Great Wizard in his day where he can finally get some rest?" Asked a gigantic head being held up by big, green emeralds.

I step forward. "My name is Stan. I'm sorry to disturb you, but I need to get back home to South Park."

"Stanley? You are Stanley?" The Wizard questioned.

"Um, yeah."

"Why hello Stanley. I see you brought your little friends with you too!" The Wizard looked angry and flames were shooting out of the emeralds.

"You, Scarecrow or whatever. You want a brain is that correct?" He asked Scarecrow.

"Yes sir." Scarecrow replied.

"And you, Tin Man. You want a heart?"

"Yeah." Tin Man Answered.

"And you, Cowardly Lion. You want some courage?"

Instead of answering Cowardly Lion screamed, turned around and ran. But the exit was blocked off by flames.

"I take that as a yes." Said the Wizard.

"Will you give us what we want?" I ask.

"Yes. But first, you gotta do me a favor."

The Wizard's voice. It sounded awfully familiar. I couldn't tell what his face looked like because of the flames. He sounded like Mr. Garrison?

"Okay." I answer.

"Go to the Wicked Witch of the North's Castle. Retrieve to me her broomstick. If that is done, then I'll grant your wishes."

I look at my three friends nervously. Scarecrow and Tin Man nod, but Cowardly Lion won't even look at anything.

"Okay. We'll get you the Wicked Witch of the North's broomstick."

"Perfect. Now off you go children." Said the Wizard. The flames blocking the exit disappear.

Cowardly Lion ran straight out. Me, Scarecrow and Tin Man follow him. Apparently Scarecrow knows the way to her castle and it would be another long journey.

I groaned. Another long journey. I can't wait to get home.

Author's Note: I go back to school tomorrow. So I can't guarantee when the next chapter will be out. Or if I can even get on the computer. Oh well, things will work themselves out.
We already have all the characters figured out: Stan is Dorothy, Sparky is Toto, Kyle is Scarecrow, Kenny is Tin Man, Cartman is Cowardly Lion, Mrs. Broflovski is the Wicked Witch of the North, Butters is her assistant, Wendy is Glenda the Good Witch, and Mr. Garrison is the Wizard. I think that's all. Tell me if it's not.