Author's Note: Review from peeps! :D
kylekennypiptweek: Don't worry. Shelia earned all of Butters' grounding time. Of course I made him annoying because he annoyed me in the movie. HUGS AND COOKIES!
IChangedMyNameAgain: Yep. So far I know that 7th grade sucks. I only have classes with 3 of my friends (Not counting band) And don't worry, Shelia earns all of Butters' grounding time. HUGS AND COOKIES!
brittishlikepip: WOOP! By the way, if we ever meet somehow, I'm bringing 2,000 dollars worth of Cheesy Poofs. HUGS AND COOKIES!
Creek Grrl: Eh, at least your excuse is bad sense of direction. I was 10 minutes late for every class because I felt like goofing off in the hallway instead. Mainly because, I don't like the peeps in my classes. And thanks! HUGS AND COOKIES!
Disclaimer: I don't own South Park or Le Wizard Of Oz.
The Wizard of Odd.
Chapter 7: The Creepy Castle.
The walk to the Wicked Witch of the North's castle was quicker than I'd thought it'd be. It only took half an hour long, but seemed like ten minutes since we were goofing around the entire walk.
"What if I told you something in a manner where you and only you would understand. If you could have one thing and one thing only and some fat hobo-" This was a random story coming from Scarecrow but he stopped dead in his tracks and pointed to a black creepy looking castle up ahead. "That's it." He said. "That's the Wicked Witch's castle!"
"Oh no!" Said Cowardly Lion. "We're not actually going in their are we?"
"That's the witch's castle. You're going in their fatass." Said Tin Man.
This made CL gulp. "Oh, Jesus. I'm not doing this..."
"Come on dude. We made it this far, we aren't turning around." I say annoyed. As if Cartman weren't annoying enough, this place's version of him was even worse.
"Look, just close your eyes if you need to." Said Scarecrow.
We began walking down the trail that leads to the castle. It was foggy and dead, rotted trees surrounded the trail. The only sounds you can hear are crickets and crows. It's kinda like walking through the haunted trail when you go to a place with a bunch of haunted houses. The only difference, no one would randomly pop out. I myself was a little scared. I wonder how CL is doing. I look over at him, he's shaking like crazy hiding his eyes behind his hands.
"I'm gonna eat a penny a day, and tell you Olay Olay! Got a shark in my room, gonna marry her with her groom." Sang Tin Man, playing with the tin strings of his parka.
"What are you singing?" I asked him.
He looked at me and smirked. "I'm a doll, I'm appalled. Look at that creep, he's cuttin' in deep. Firing away, I've got to say. That Mr. Man, he's got a plan."
"Will you stop?"
"She's a rose, puts on quite a show. Look out for her, before she may prefer. Thy blew skies, with the sun in her eyes. She is gone, many reasons but one."
"STOP SINGING!"
"Me is bored, stuck doing this chore. Looking around, from all this town. Gotta see the truth, full of ruth. Please stay away, It's all I gotta say."
I punch him in the mouth. "Dude. Seriously, shut the fuck up!"
He rubbed his mouth and looked at me. "Come on, I was just playing around."
"Maybe so, but it's annoying."
Instead of saying anything else, Tin Man began to hum.
"G-guys. Can we pl-please turn around?" Asked CL.
"No. We're halfway there. Just think about something else." Says Scarecrow.
Taking his advice, CL began to hum along with Tin Man.
"That's no what I meant."
"Shut up."
More silence. I think I'm beginning to hear whispering. Might be in my head since this place is scary. Then I seen shadows in the trees. 'Calm down. It's just an optical illusion.'
Then two people jump out and grab Scarecrow. They took his arms and ran him into the woods.
"AHHH! GUYS HELP!" We heard him scream. My reflexes ran straight after him, following his screams.
I find him alone in the middle of the creepy woods and his hay needles are out of him and scattered everywhere.
"SCARECROW! What happened?" I asked.
He looked at me with sad eyes, "They took out my arms and threw them over there." He says pointing to the left. "They took out my legs and threw them over there." This time he pointed to he right.
I pick up the hay needles and restuff him. "That's horrible."
Fully stuffed, he stands up. "I know." We head out of the woods and to the others.
"Hey, what'd they do to you?" Cowardly Lion asked.
"They took out my needles and scattered them everywhere!" Scarecrow replied.
"Are you alright?" Tin Man asked.
"Yeah."
"HE HA HA HA HEEEE!" We heard crazy laughing from above. I looked up. The Wicked Witch on her broom! "Hello boys. You've come a long way if you're here. But I must tell you, your long journey must come to an end." She swoops down and grabs me. I tried getting her off me, but she flew up as high as she could, meaning I either die from falling or come with her. I was afraid to look down, we were up so high! We finally landed inside the room in the highest tower of the palace.
"BUTTERS! We have Stanley! There's three others on the trail of the castle. Send out the guards." Said the Wicked Witch of the North.
"Okay." Replied her assistant, sadness in his voice.
"YOU!" She turned to me. "I've been waiting for you for a long time!"
"Why?" I asked confused.
"YOU KNOW WHY! You killed my sister! Now. I will have my revenge. By killing YOU!" She began to laugh hysterically.
Author's Note: I'm aware. This chapter was really short. So 7th grade so far... Meh, the people annoy me, so I purposely miss ten minutes of class. And it's sweet the teachers never notice! :D The song I had Tin Man sing is a song me and my friends made up at lunch because we were bored. And the random story that was inturupted at the beginning will be used in a lot of my stories. Only in one would the full story be told. Want to know it? Just ask.
:O I got the AWESOMEST homework to do! I get to write a story for English! And it can be about whatever I want! Yea-uhh!
Well later peeps! Those in school or going to school, Good Luck! And try to learn what stuff you can and can't get away with! Then the day will be funner!