Author's Note: Le reviews from peeps! :D
brittishlikepip: Yep, 200 bags just for you! Perhaps if you share those, it will help with the Le Cheesy Poof Resistance. There was no specific tune to the song, me and my friends just sang it like we were drunk people. I would, but I've already starting writing the story. HUGS AND COOKIES!
kylekennypiptweek: Same here. Which is why I purposely miss ten minutes of class. Can't wait for the day I finally get caught. Yeah, I made her the Wicked Bitch of the North for a reason, plus she also reminds me of my science teacher who I want to throw a brick at. I originally planned on calling her the Wicked Bitch, though I don't know why I didn't... too late! :/ HUGS AND COOKIES!
RESPECTMYATHORITAH: (I don't feel like calling you "Guest", that would be pointless) When I don't log in, I refer myself as "A random fat guy" (Even though I'm a girl and I'm not fat) Scarecrow was telling a random story that I told my friends, as well as the song Tin Man was singing. Inside jokes, you should know, you and MagicNinjaUnicorn do it all the time. Even though none of my friends use this website or have even heard of it. But still, it's fun to do. HUGS AND COOKIES!
Disclaimer: I don't own South Park or the Wizard of Oz. Trey Parker and Matt Stone own South Park, and I have no idea who own the Wizard of Oz.
The Wizard of Odd.
Chapter 8: Will to live.
"Wh-what? You're gonna kill me?" I ask.
"Yes! And you will die in a manner where you would suffer!" Said the Wicked Witch of the North.
Damn, this woman is nuts! And besides, maybe her sister deserved to die if she was anything like her! Why must I pay the price for doing something good? I mean, the Munchkins and Wendy were happy they no longer had to deal with the Wicked Witch of the West. Unless they're the ones who are evil. Then again, wouldn't that make Scarecrow, Tin Man and Cowardly Lion evil too? Obviously they're not. But what if they are? What if they were sent from Wendy to put on a big act, resulting me to die in the end. Wait a minute. Why am I thinking this? The Wicked Witch is trying to kill me!
As if tired of waiting for me to respond, the Wicked Witch pulled out an hourglass. "This here hourglass represents the amount of time you have to live." She explained. "Once the last little grain of sand hits the other side, you're dead, just like my sister." She set the hourglass on a table. "You have ten minutes of life left, which you will spend alone in this room. I hope you enjoyed living for the time being." She laughed her crazy laugh and left the room.
"Oh my god." I say quietly to myself. "I only have ten minutes to live." I slumped down to the side of the wall and cry. I don't care if anyone can see me, which they can't anyway, if you knew you only had ten minutes to live, you'd be pretty upset too.
"S-Stanley? Are you okay? How is the w-witch getting her revenge?" Asked a familiar voice. It took me a few seconds to realize it was her assistant, Butters.
I look up at him, he's standing there, rubbing his knuckles together nervously. "She gave me ten minutes to live." I reply, more to myself than him.
"Really? Gee, Stanley, that's awful... What if I tell you, there's a way you can s-stay alive and free thousands of people from misery?" The assistant asked.
"Why are you helping me? I thought you were on the Wicked Witch's side."
"Well, uh, I don't like her. At all, so I figure, only you can destroy her. Please!"
"How would this help me not die?"
"The hourglass," he said pointing to my cause of death. "It's ran by her magic, if she's dead, her magic wears off and so would the effect of the hourglass."
I get up to my feet. "Are you sure?"
"Yes sir! I don't like lyin' to people, when I do, I get grounded."
"okay. But, what do I do?"
"Your friends are in the main hallway being escorted by guards. I'll take you there."
Before I could ask any further questions, Butters grabbed my hand and pulled me out of the room. Walking me down a really long flight of stairs and into a room with people who are wearing the same outfit. "The guards escorting your friends" he had told me.
8 more minutes till death, this better work Butters!
"Stop! What are you doing with this man?" A guard asked Butters.
"Oh, uh, The witch asked me to bring him to her, along with all his friends." Butters lied. I guess he's gonna be grounded.
"Really? We were given word that these three go to the castle prison." Castle prison? You mean a dungeon sir?
"The witch changed her mind and wants to deal with them personally first."
"You're lying."
"No I'm not, I get grounded when I lie."
"Fine, but if you're lying, good luck buddy." The guard gave a simple command of releasing my friends, which was done. My friends ran straight towards me.
"STAN!" Screamed Scarecrow giving me a hug.
"DUDE!" Said tin Man.
Cowardly Lion just stayed quiet, GOOD!
"You fellas need to get out of here, Stanley will kill off the Wicked Witch. Now go! He's only got 8 minutes to live." Said Butters to my friends.
"Seven minutes." I corrected him.
"HURRY!"
"No." Said Scarecrow. "I'm going with him."
"Me too!" Said Tin Man.
"Me four" Said CL.
"Alright. But you fellas be careful before-"
"HA HEHEHE HA!" The Wicked Witch's laughing was heard behind us. We all turn around and see her.
"Butters, now what do you think you're doing helping the bad guys out?" She asked.
"They aren't bad! They're nice! Unlike you! You enjoy watching everyone suffer and you're proud to be the Wicked Bitch of the North!" Butters replied.
The witch frowned. "Sweetie are you okay? Do you need timeout?"
"Maybe i do. Better than staring at your ugly face!" This comment resulted in the witch smacking him.
"I'll show you ugly faced you little smartass! GUARDS! PUT THE ASSISTANT IN THE PRISON!" A couple guards grab his arms.
"Now, you!" The Wicked Witch turned to us. "Looks like you no longer have any allies. And Stanley you now only have 6 minutes to live. No, let's shorten it to one." Another hourglass came from her black robe. One with very little gains of sand in it. "And as for you three, GUARDS ESCORT THESE THREE TO THE PRISON!" My friends had their arms grabbed by different guards.
"Please, Mrs. Wicked Witch, let my friends go, it's me you want. And you almost have your revenge in 30 seconds. Please let them go." I beg. The last thing I want is for the only friends I have made in this place to suffer the consequences of knowing me.
"Fine." Said the witch. "BUT THEIR BELONGINGS SHALL BE TAKEN AWAY FROM THEM!" She sent a signal to the guards to check my friends' clothing for any sentimental value within them.
"Ten seconds Stanley." I gulped.
"Goodbye you guys. I'll miss you all very dearly. I promise, I'll be looking down on you in Heaven. Or up in Hell." I say to my three friends.
"Goodbye Stan." Said Scarecrow.
"Bye dude. I'll miss you." Said TM.
CL didn't say anything he just broke out in tears.
"5...4...3...2..." I counted down.
"UGH! WHAT IS THIS FILTH? THIS CAME FROM ONE OF THE BOYS? THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE! IT... IT... KILLS!" The witch screamed.
I look at her, she's holding a pile of Playboy magazines in hand. The most disgusted look on her face, then she begins melting. I'm being totally cereal! The bitch is melting!
"I'm melting! I'm melting! NOOO!" She was screaming. When she fully melted the screams stopped, and I realized something.
I'm still alive. Butters was right, when she died, her magic wore off.
Author's Note: Instead of water melting the witch and saving everyone, it was Kenny's porno magazines that were taken away from him. I've had the idea of this being how she dies since I started writing the story. And it works perfectly because Shelia really is a strict person who would do anything to keep children away from bad things. Remember, she started a war with Canada over a movie!
Next chapter will be updated when I next use a computer. Which would probably be a while, or tomorrow. It's easier for me to have access to reading stories than writing stories, because you can read and review peeps stories on a DSi, but you can't write stories, if you could then I'd be updating everyday instead of every other day.
Well, bye peeps! I love you all dearly! :D