Author's Note: REVIEWS!

RESPECTMYATHORITHAH: Yeah, I think you should leave it as that. XD I think there is this chapter, then the next one is the last. I may be wrong, depends on what my brain lets me write. HUGS AND COOKIES!

kylekennypiptweek: I have yet to learn what platonically means and I'm too lazy to look it up. Yep, bitch is dead. Porn killed her. I've thought of that being the way she died since I started writing this. HUGS AND COOKIES!

Cheetah: Your review? Was it about the story or yourself? I've seen the overly attached girlfriend video on YouTube. Damn girl is scary. And I'm amazed a cheetah can breakdance. Actually, I'm amazed a cheetah used a computer, read a story, and wrote in perfect complete sentences a review. hugs and cookies.

brittishlikepip: No, we're only bastards if we kill Kenny. I seen what you did to spread La Cheesy Poof Resistance awareness. HUGS AND COOKIES!

Disclaimer: I don't own South Park or The Wizard Of Oz. Trey and Matt own SP I don't know who own Wizard of Oz.

The Wizard of Odd.

Chapter 9: You killed the Wicked Witch!

"You! You killed the Wicked Witch!" Said a guard.

Did he sound angry? "I'm sorry I didn't mean to I just-"

The guard cut me off. "No need to apologize. I just want you to realize what you've done."

"Look, I'm really sorry."

"Why are you sorry?" Another guard asked.

"Yeah, you've just freed us from the Wicked Witch of the North!" Said another.

"We are free at long last!" Another guard cried.

"Praise the boys who have freed us. Praise the Tin one's magazines!" All the guards were cheering us on, exclaiming how happy they were the Wicked Witch was finally dead.

Tin Man walks over to the melted witch and takes his magazines.

"Dude, you look at that?" I asked him.

He nodded awkwardly as he put the magazines in his parka.

"Fellas! You did it!" I heard Butters shout in the crowd of guards. He comes running out of the crowd and gives us each a hug. "I knew you could do it!"

"Um, thanks Butters. Can we please go back to the Emerald Palace? I want to go home now." I say.

"Oh, sure. I just wanted to thank ya is all."

"Wow, I can't believe it. I'm so close to getting courage." Said Cowardly Lion. Hmph, typical. Even as a coward he's selfish.

"Well, there's a shortcut to leaving this place. Instead of taking the trail in front of the castle, go through the backdoor and walk through the cornfield. You should be right at the palace."

"Right thanks."

"Stan! Don't forget we need the Wicked Witch's broomstick!" Scarecrow reminded.

"Oh yeah, go get it, I'm just gonna start walking." I say walking to where the back door was supposed to be. Tin Man and Cowardly Lion followed. Scarecrow grabbed the broomstick from the melted witch and ran after us.

"So we're going to walk through a cornfield. You okay with that?" Tin Man asked Cowardly Lion. More teasing him than asking.

"Yeah, Yeah, sure. Let's just, get this over with." CL replied.

We reach the backdoor of the castle, open it, see the cornfield, and begin walking through it.

"How many long journeys have we had so far?" Scarecrow asked.

"Well, there was the journey to the palace, the journey to the Wizard's room, the journey to the Wicked Witch's castle and now this one. So... 4?" I say.

Scarecrow nodded. "After I get my brain, I'm going to take a long nap."

"Me too."

Author's Note: This chapter was EXTREMELY short and pointless. But, I just want to get a couple things out before you move along.

1: PLEASE READ THIS! Me and brittishlikepip have started a campaign called "La Cheesy Poof Resistance." It is a group that only has four members so far. Basically the point of it is that we want Cheese Puffs to be known as Cheesy Poofs.

2: REALLY IMPORTANT TO READERS! I'm wondering what you peeps would want me to do for my next story, I'm either going to do another parody, where Tweek is the main character, OR an original story of mine that will be a Creek story.

That is all. Bye peeps! Love you all so very dearly! :D