CHAATTER TU: THEY STORK A BANK ROBERY!
Cypress, Gabe newell, and Avitus wet to panel earth in las vegas Witch was new captial city of the earth and they were there. "We need to spill up to lock for clues." Cyrus dead, so they went in tree directions. Tarkus went to rhe cassino, but burglers were stealing the money and stuff. "FREZA OR WILL SHOOT MOTHERFUKAS!" AND the burglars shat a guardman and ten of them died. "Oh no." Tarkus said so she cased the burglars out of the caseino and they runed acriss the street into a french restroom. The waters screamed "Haaaaa!" When the burglars holded their waiteres as sausages! "StOP RO WILL SHOOT TO KILL!" The burglar lacked evilly. "Stoop he is serious!" The manajerk told Tarkus, so he is frustrated at he canot safe the hostager!
Then the hotdog killed the burglar with a shurkien. "OWWW! FUCK YOU KILLED ME YOU WHORE!" The burgl; cried when he died.
Tarkus looked like the girl and she wat an elf farserr! "Dammit! Why elf?" Tarkus asked. "Because I need to warm you about the bag guys who will atack the earth." The farfseer told him. "Mommy who is this guy?" Asked a litle girl wo the farsser because she looks like an elf BHUT SHE HAS WITE HAIR AND EYES LIKE GABE! "Is thqat?! NOOOOOO!" Tarkus runned away loking for Gabriel for an explantation. "Wait I didn't danger yet!" Macha who was the soreseer said but tark lift.
Gabiel was in a stripe club wanking for clues, but TARkus runned in. "Gabe I saw an elf girl who looks tou and Macha?" "Yes." Gaber replied, "In DOW1 I have fucksex with the fatseer and she go preagnent but I we broke up before we won." "YOU BASTORD!" Tarkis cried, "How cold you!" Then Macha and her dauter named Merisa Angelos named after Talos Angil's sitster I stil love you why did you left me? They came the room and sand "The Squash art attacking!" Ten short beard guys tarted blowing the city with a bunck of tanks and fellatiocopters. "Spice Marines we must not allow permision!" Angel yells so they suit up for batle and drove the bloodmobile to batle.