well here is the next chapter for you all. You can all thank my new fanboy/hubby for this one being published now. Hope you enjoy the set up of what is to come :D


It has been weeks since Sasuke and I started dating and what seems like a million times that we had almost had sex. Or should I say times Sasuke tried to rape me in public. I don't know if these weird things are trying to tell us not to have sex yet or maybe we just have dumb luck. Not that I am going to complain, in fact it is funny seeing Sasuke get pissed at simple things.

Like earlier this week, I was about to eat some ramen when Sasuke jumped me. I was all for until he made me kick my ramen and it got all over my carpet.

Then there was the time when we were in the park and Sakura walked by and he STRADDLED me because I said hi to her. At this point it seems the only way to stop this is to solve the problem. So I had a genius plan.

I gathered all the people in the NaruSasu fan club (once the Sasuke Uchiha fan club) and set them to work. My plan is simple.

All I have to do is act like I am just popping up at Sasuke's house. The fan club has been divided to remove distraction. One group is to lock Kakashi in a room with Iruka. We have all known they were crazy about eachother, but they (by they I mean Iruka) were to scared to act. With them out of the way We just had to remove my friend Kiba.

If we didn't keep him busy he would interupt again, and Sasuke already said that if Kiba interupted one more time he was going to kill him (and his little dog too). So being the sweet girl that she is Hinata offered to take him shopping with her.

The rest of the fan club would be patroling the town for people looking for either Sasuke or myself. It was fool proof and as a part time fool I should know.