Meet Aislen (Pronounced Ashlyn), my alter ego. The Hulk to my Banner, the Slim Shady to my Eminem, the Hichigo to to my Ichigo. A muse of sorts, the artistic side. The fearless, beautiful, show-stopping Aislen. My other, better half compared to me, the timid self-conscious, wanna-be genius who daydreams about being with fictional characters.
Oh cut the shit. I'm not gonna throw you a pity-party.
...
What? I didn't expect you to-
Well then grow up! If I'm all those things then that means you are too. I am you, stupid.
You're a figment of my imagination, I'm not going to argue with you about it. I wish to stay sane, thank you.
Alright Miss. Artist, just let me introduce myself...by myself.
*Holds within-mind hand out in gesture to continue*
I am the bestest, most boss part of our awkward friend, loves-
Wait-
She would sadly be just a pudgy, untalented sop with a pathetic life without me!
I'm stopping writing now
Love you too, ;)