Hey! I'm so sowwy for not updating sooner. I had… complications. Agh! Don't kill me! Here! The next chapter! Put that gun away! *runs to corner and hides* Maybe now might not be the time to mention that you should read Riks Valentine and Aguilita Cruz's stories?

Oh, no, everybody thought. It's Clarisse's turn. Subconsciously, Max checked around for ways to escape, even though they were outside.

Clarisse looked at the necklace, staring at it, thinking of the perfect payback. Searching for ideas, inspiration. She wanted something as funny as what Hera did, sending flatulent cows at Annabeth-

And then she had it.

"I wish that Percy was a gassy cow!"

A bloody red shone in the faces of everyone, even Percy's, right before it got deformed and furry. Then- shaaa! A cow stood between Annabeth and Thalia. Thalia shrieked in a way that only she could, and instinctively kicked Percy the cow and tipped it over.

"MOOOOOOOOOOO!" Percy the Cow said, Fang and Max helping Annabeth get the cow- er, Percy up. In gratitude, Percy farted. Nudge couldn't help but feel pity for Annabeth, having to see her boyfriend in this condition.

Dylan removed the necklace from Clarisse's grasp, and said, "If I had two wishes, I'd turn him back to normal immediately, Annabeth. But, well, you understand, don't you?"

She nodded. Percy farted yet again. Clarisse had a great big grin on her face. She wished she could post this on YouTube, but, well, the whole demigod/computer problem….yeah.

Dylan had already thought about his wish earlier, and since killing Fang was out of the question (thanks to dumb Annabeth), he wished the next best thing. Something for him, something for flatulent Percy. Two birds with one stone, bwahaha.

"I wish that Clarisse had whipped cream on her boobs and Fang had to lick it all off!" A golden light flashed, and shot into two directions: Clarisse's boobs, and Fang's mouth.

Nice, creamy white whipped cream appeared on Clarisse's chest. She gasped, and tried to wipe it off before Fang's tongue reacted. But it seemed like there was a force field around her own chest, a weird golden one, so she just clenched her teeth and took it.

Finally, Fang's tongue reacted. It was like his tongue was attracted to Clarisse, because it practically pulled him to her. Finally, the licking began. Apparently, the necklace was being thorough in its wish-completing, because Fang licked ALL over. He was struggling to get off her, but it was impossible.

Dylan's face looked very, very satisfied, while Max's face was very, very shocked. Gazzy was just looking like as if he didn't get the joke, and Iggy was watching like he never wanted to forget this. And he probably didn't. Angel and Nudge were giggling hysterically, and so was everyone else.

The first to recover from the hysteria was Nico. Nothing was going to stop him from making this wish. AFTER a few more giggles. Once he got himself pulled together, he picked up the necklace that Dylan had dropped.

"SHUT UP!" he said, with a voice that seemed like it should belong to his father, Hades. Immediately, everybody shut up. Gassy Percy farted.

"All right," he said. He had to say this fast, before someone objected.

"I wish that Annabeth and I starred in a hospital drama!" He said all of this really quickly. He hoped that the necklace knew what he meant by his wish.

A black color, dark as death, strangely illuminated the spot where the group met, then- POOF! Everyone else was on bleachers, except for Nico and Annabeth. They were wearing scrubs, and there was a dying patient on the table next to them.

"Oh, Dr. di Angelo! The patient will die if we don't remove the nail through his heart quickly!"

"No, Dr. Chase. With our love, we can do anything, even save this patient from reaching the gates of Asphodel." He said the last because that's where the patient would be headed if they failed. But they wouldn't.

"Dr. di Angelo."

"Dr. Chase." They were getting closer to each other…..

"Dr. di Angelo.."

"Dr. Chase.."

Yes, they were about to kiss, but all of a sudden, Percy the Cow got in the middle of them before their lips touched. That brought Annabeth back down to Earth.

She walked (like a zombie) back to Thalia, who had a smirk on her face.

"I was just getting into character," Annabeth said.

"Yeah, whatever. You were about to kiss a little kid."

Fang took the necklace from the hands of Nico. He had whipped cream all over his mouth, and he was furious. No, he was very much past furious. He was rabid. He took his wings out, and with the expression on his face, he looked like The Angel of Death.

He shot a look at Dylan, and if you asked him about it today, Dylan would tell you that something inside him died at the moment.

"Now," Fang said, "it's my turn. And you, Dylan, are going to die."

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