Sorry, guys, but the song won't be included in the story.
Nudge cried when the song ended. The voice- her voice- was much more beautiful than she had ever imagined. She had thought her voice was going to be like Rihanna's, who she adored, but it came out like Beyoncé's, perfect in every way. She silently wept, nobody really understanding why, but staying silent anyway.
Even Hugh Jackman stopped his Travis-Worship long enough to whisper kind words to her. For some reason, Hugh's words calmed Nudge down, enough for her to hand someone else the necklace, before she started to bawl again.
Angel desperately reached for the necklace, but stupid Gazzy snatched it from Nudge before Angel could.
"Bullpoop!" Angel screamed, frustrated that she, once again, didn't get to wish.
Oh man, the next sound everyone heard was Max's jaw hit the table.
"Angel, that wasn't a cussword, but still, watch your language," she said.
Angel gave Max a glare that made even Clarisse want to pee herself.
If I freeze the evil look on her face, Nico thought, I could sell it to the black market and make millions!
To end the awkward silence, Percy spoke up. "Ahem… ok, Gaz, um, your wish?" This (sort of) broke the tension. Gazzy nodded, took a big breath, and before anyone could interrupt him, he screamed: "I wish I had the world record for loudest and smelliest fart!"
A brown light (or cloud?) drifted from the necklace to Gazzy's behind.
Everyone heard it before they smelled it. It sounded like bullets were being shot from a machine gun, or like a school bus' engine back-firing.
Then, the smell hit. It was like Gazzy had spent all of his life rolling in burnt hair, rotting corpses, old cheese, cheap perfume, onions, elephant and rhino dung, dead birds, mud, rotten eggs, and armpits.
Everyone passed out at the slightest whiff of the fart, except for Iggy. He stayed awake long enough for him to high-five Gazzy and say "Awesome, dude!"
I know, I know, another crappy chapter. But I didn't have anything for Gazzy except this, and well..