"No barney! Absolutely not"
"Oh come on Lilly you really think we could over look something like this"
"I love Marshall I'm not going to over look something like that just for you"
Then she'll say something cheesy like
"Although I know you are better for me, in every.. Sense.. Of.. the word"
Then she will lean in so our nose are touching and then I whisper
"Lilly, I love you"
And we have wild, frisky, monkey sex! And she does this thing were-
"Barney! I can't believe you dreamed about me las- was I any good?" Lilly said going slightly red.
Ted, Marshall, Lilly and robin were sat in there booth at McLaren's, listening to one of Barneys deranged dreams of making out of one of numerous girls. The bar as usual smelled of sweat, blood and vomit, the group never really knew why they went there except for the fact that it was a 16 second walk from Marshall, Lilly and teds place.
"so this..um dream of yours" Marshall said slightly choked up "hey, I'm sorry man, I cannot help what my sub concise does once the barnacle drifts of to his land of awesomeness".
Earlier that summer Lilly returned from san Francisco after leaving Marshall to try and discover herself, after being heartbroken he decided that he wants to see what life is like outside their relationship.
Lilly clearly marvelling in the moment of making her ex jealous "yeah barney was I good, ohhh how many times, was it dirty". "Great, 3 and the dirtiest" Barney replied with a wink. "Really dude!" Marshall said with a shrill voice, "I'm sorry! I'm sick I need help" Barney looked at the floor smirking. "ahh come on Marshall you can't be jealous over a dream it wasn't like he could control it" ted said although he swore he saw barney wink at him.
"look ill get you a drink if it helps you get over my dream or in your instant my night mare" barney smiled and walked off. Robin broke the awkward silence with "so ted where did you get too last night we didn't see you here". "I actually met a really great girl; she's a brunette, petite hot body. She watches star wars! And loves English literature and I read, we have so much in often"
"im going to help barney" Lilly said walking over to the bar. "Hey, chimp" barney said, "did you really dream of us last night? Or is it just one of your weird perverted ideas as a joke". "Hey! What on earth is that suppose to mean, I would never lie about friends having sex with friends!". "Barney… Iv been thinking since me and Marshall aren't going to get together any time soon..Maybe we could". "Lilly aldrin, are you flirting with me" Barney said smugly. "No I was testing you and you past..whoo" Lilly whooped in a very unconvincing tone and just as she was about to go back to the booth barney grabbed her arm. "Barney I was joking, just forget I said anything" and Lilly walked away.
As she walked away Barney felt something it wasn't anything serious it was just his drive to jump on her and do stuff that he wouldn't even think about with Lilly. It must have been that dream, and anyway Marshall was his best friend he couldn't do that to him. But Marshall had been on a few dates and Lilly, well she hasn't been on any and It wasn't like she and him were in love it was just gonna be for fun, meaningless, hot sex. "stupid dream"