'The Ring' movie is about a haunted video tape. If you watch this video tape, 7 days later, a girl will climb through your TV set and kill you. If you would like to watch this video tape and not have to worry about the consequences, we have come up with 3 simple ways to do so…
1. Get rid of your television
No TV, no problem. If you don't want to get rid of your television….
2. Turn your television set on it's front and sit on it
This is what we call 'check mate' in the 'flaws in horror movies' world. Also, If you are feeling brave, you could taunt her at the same time. If you don't like the sound of either of those you could wait until the 7th day and…
3. Invite all your friends round, tool up….and wait for her….
Stack the odds in your favor. Make sure the first thing that bitch sees, when she pokes the top of her head through your wide screen, is 15 strong, bat swinging bastards. More noise the better