SCORPIUS YOU PRAT!
How could you send me something like that?! I thought I was doing alright, I thought I could last another few days, but then I got your letter. I now have a hard, leaking cock and no gorgeous blond to help me with it. I swear Scor, the second I get over there; we're going to have the roughest sex we've ever had.
SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS IMMEDIATELY. I'm going to apparate in, so you better make sure that none of your family is in your room because your clothes are going to come off sooner than you can say Merlin.
-Al
