The following is a collection of humorous mini one-shots written by my sister and I. Our take on what life would be like if Kadaj, Yazoo, and Loz had survived, were living at 7th heaven, and making things very interesting for everyone.
Characters are OOC but they were purposely written that way because of the humor.
We don't own Final Fantasy VII but it we did Kadaj, Yazoo, and Loz would still be alive.
"The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable." ~ Lane Olinhouse
Chapter 2:
Tifa was sitting at the bar enjoying a few minutes of peace and quiet. The boys had been unnaturally quiet for a while now and she wasn't sure she wanted to know why. She had just about convinced herself to check on them when the silence was broken.
"Hey, Tifa," Kadaj yelled from the kitchen.
Tifa didn't like the way his voice sounded. It was just a little too cheerful, gleeful. The way it always sounded right before he told her something she wished she hadn't heard.
"What," She called. It wasn't a question. She was waiting for the punch line. It came.
"Does Clorox and whiskey take blood out of hard wood floors?"He asked innocently.
Her eyes narrowed. He was definitely gleeful.
"Who's bleeding on my floor?" She demanded.
"No one!" Was his immediate answer.
Tifa sat and seethed. That boy lived to annoy her.
"Dirty, no good, Liar," Was her answer as she reluctantly went to investigate. "Heavy on the no good part. And also on the suspiciously happy sounding voice!"
By that time however, Kadaj was already half way to Wutai.