The following is a collection of humorous mini one-shots written by my sister and I. Our take on what life would be like if Kadaj, Yazoo, and Loz had survived, were living at 7th heaven, and making things very interesting for everyone.
Characters are OOC but they were purposely written that way because of the humor.
We don't own Final Fantasy VII but it we did Kadaj, Yazoo, and Loz would still be alive.
"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth." – Unknown
Chapter 3:
Cloud was sitting at the kitchen table eating his lunch and taking a break. He had been hard at work for several hours making some adjustments to Fenrir. He was half way through his sandwich and had just taken a large gulp of water when Loz's voice called from the garage.
"Hey, Cloud. Lighter fuel and gasoline both work the same for starting fires, right?"
Cloud swallowed, and then frowned. Sometimes Loz wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
"Yes," He answered, wondering what on earth the boy was up to this time.
The next question however made him choke on his sandwich.
"Well, does that mean that they both work the same if you put them in say, a motorcycle?"
Sandwich forgotten Cloud leapt up from his chair and ran for the garage.
"Let me tell you how dead you're going to be if there is one drop of lighter fuel in my motorcycle!" He
yelled.