Ship Names
In Orihime's aparment, the two love birds were watching fanwars in youtube and Tumblr every once in a while through Rukia's laptop. The laptop had bunc of chappy stickers and Orihime's favorite: P-Tan. They found something quite odd about fandom. Something like ship names. I mean, they already know fanwars over pointless things are a waste of time anyway and they'd prefer to use their time ridiculng such fanwar makers and occasionally, look at beautiful fanarts and original artworks alike. Rukia found ship names more odd compared to her auburn lover. She had a serious look. Eyes a bit down, a finger or two around her chin, as if she's having deep thought. "Kuchiki-san?"
"Eh?" Rukia said, completely changing her serious look to that of concern. "What's wrong, Inoue?"
"Why do they have to combine names? Wouldn't it form a new word with a combined definition?"
"What do you mean?"
"Think about it. You and Kurosaki-kun equals IchiRuki, right?"
"I suppose. What about it?"
"Your name means ray of light and Kurosaki-kun's name equals strawberry, to protect, and one-five, the ship name would translate into one light, to protect light, or strawberry light when you think about it, right?"
"Technically, 'one-light' would be the case since Ichi means 'one' and my name means 'ray of light'. When you throw off the -go, you can't say protector or strawberry."
"I guess. But, shouldn't the ship be called RukiIchi? I mean, girls shouldn't always have their names last in a ship name, right?"
"True. It also translates into 'light one' rather than 'one light'. Quite nonensical for girls to have their name last in a ship name all the time."
Orihime scrolled down forums, a sad look in her face after the day she saw manga edits of Rukia saying to kill her [Orihime]. "Something wrong, Inoue?"
"I...don't get it. I don't mind fans hating me. But..."
"Hm...?"
"Why must they make us enemies?"
"Huh?"
Orihime showed some pictures in slideshow format. Rukia couldn't believe it. Her words changed to hurt her lover's feelings. Those scumbag! They dare twist my words. 'Ichigo is mine?' 'Tell me how she won against an arrancar?' 'Kill Inoue?' What nonsense are these things? Why I'd-gah!
Using little photoshop skill she knew, she took a manga page of her kicking Ichigo and changed Ichigo's face to a standard tumblr icon saying Orihime hater at the side. She then uploaded it to the RukiHime tag, a smirk on her face. "There."
"Look, someone liked the post, Kuchiki-san!"
"Figures. The icon's self explanatory."
Orihime looked at her watch. "Wow! We spent two hours online, Kuchiki-san!"
"Eh? I gotta go back to doing paper work! Sorry, Inoue!" Rukia said, packing her laptop, leaving Orihime's bedroom through the window.
"See you next time, Kuchiki-san!" Orihime shouted as she waved to Rukia.
"Later, Inoue! Next time, my place when you got time!"
"Yeah! Bye, Kuchiki-san!"
The raven-haired shinigami left back to seretei. Orihime was on her bed. Wonder what we would look like if we were guys? We might become awesome than how Kubo-sama makes us to be.