Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia.
Dera: Welcome back people.
Hungary: So did we get any reviews. Come on I want to see some yaoi.
All males in the room: (take a few steps back and mutter cuss words under their breath.)
Dera: (sweatdrop) Sorry not yet Hungary, (gigles evily), That just means we have to make some up.
Hungary: Yay, (pulls out camera).
Dera: First up, France.
France: Why me mon cher.
Dera: Because you creap me out.
England: Maybe you aren't so wankers after all.
Dera: Thank you England. France is it true you can see Canada, but just act like you don't to be mean. If you don't answer you must become one with Russia for an hour.
Russia: I like this host, da. (evil aura appears and everyone steps back.)
France: Onhonhonhonhon I gues you have figured me out.
Hungary: Well that was a boring truth. Can I say one?
Dera: Sure!
Hungary: Yay, Prussia I dare you to say you are not awsome, If you don't I get to hit you with my frying pan.
Prussia: Hell No! I am to awsome to say such a thing!
Hungary: (pulls out frying pan and grins evily).
Prussia: Vest help!
Germany: Just say it brudr.
Prussia: (mumbles something)
Dera/Hungary: What?
Prussia: The awsome me is not awsome okay!
Hungary: I wanted to hit him with the pan, (walks over to emo corner).
Dera: Okay next! China I dare you to have a make out sesion with Russia.
China: Ar...(Russia smashes his lips into Chinas. China trys to pull away, but after a few minutes relaxes into the kiss and alows Russia's tongue to rome his mouth. After a few moans escape the two they brake the kiss. China blushes madly as Russia wraps his arm around Chinas waste.)
Hungary: Um...wow!
Dera: Hungary do you have any tissues. (Hungary hands over a tissue for her Co-Host with a bloody nose.)
Hungary: So is that it for this chapter.
Dera: I guess. Readers remember to R&R.
England: Why is this Chapter so bloody short.
Dera: Oh don't worry the next will be way longer, shorty. (giggles evily)
England: Who are you calling bloody short!
Hungary: Yay Bye Bye
Italy: PAAASTAAAA!