Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia.
Dera: OMG, guess what Hungary!
Hungary: What?
Dera: We have our first review! (Both fangirl squel as I hold up paper)
England: Why are you so bloody excided it is only one review.
Dera: Because it means I get to torture you. Bwahahahahaha!
All: (besides Hungary and Me step back)
Hungary: So are first review is from Shades
Oh yay! Truth or dare! Let's gets this thing started with sum Spamano!
1) Romano tell your true feelings to Spain!
Punishment if he fails- you have to be nice to Germany for the rest of the day!
2) Spain every time Romano cusses you have to kiss him senseless!
Punishment- if you fail you have to eat Arties scones
3) Prussia everytime you say awesome you have to kiss Canada!
Punishment- if you fail Hungary can hit you wit her frying pan to her hearts content!
That's all for now bye-bye!
Dera: thank you for being my first reviewer.
Hungary: I LOVE YOU SHADES! (pulls out frying pan and glares at Prussia evily)
Dera: So, Romano what are your true feelings for Spain, and remember if you do not tell us you have to be nice to Germany for the rest of the day, (since there is no time in the demension they are in, insteadof the day it will be for the rest of the chapter).
Romano: m...vvvv...mmm
Spain: What was that Lovi.
Romano: I...vvvv...him
Dera: What?
Romano: I love the damn tomatoe bastard okay!
Spain: Ah, I love you to Lovi!
Hungary: Wow we should have told Spain his dare before Romano said that.
Spain: What is it?
Dera: Well you have to kiss Romano sensless every time he cusses and if you fail you have to eat one of Arties scones.
Spain: Do the last two times he cussed count?
Hungary: Sure!
Romano: Stay away from me you tomatoe bastard! (runs into one of the doors, wich turns out to be a closet)
Spain: But Lovi, you don't want me to eat Englands nasty scones now do you? (walks into closet and closses door. Romano yells something in italian. A series of moans begin to eminate from the closet.)
England: Um...Girls(hands Hungary and I tissues for our massive nose bleeds.)
Hungary: Hey Japan are you getting all of this.
Japan: (Holding camera nods at Hungary)
Dera: England are your scones realy that bad?
England: Hold on I'll go make you some! (walks through another door to what appears to be a kitchen)
America: Yo dude, do you have a death wish?
Dera: One do not call me dude, and two his cooking can't be that bad.
Hungary: (holds up frying pan), aren't we forgetting something?
Dera: Oh yah! Prussia every time you say the word awsome you have to kiss Canada, and if you don't Hungary gets to hit you with her frying pan to her hearts content!
Prussia: The awsome me vould be fine with that if I knew who Canada vas.
Canada: Maple.
Hungary: (Begins to chase Prussia with her pan.)
Prussia: Vest help! The awsome me does not deserve this!
Germany: Excuse mine brudr.
England: (Holding plate of scones, walks over to me.) Here try one.
Dera: Oh, thanks.
All(except England): No, (I take a bite of the scone as a few nations begin to freak out.)
Dera: What is the problem with you guys, these are good.
America: Are you okay dude, you should be vomitting or knocked out by now.
England: What the bloody hell America!
Dera: Well I am one fourth british.
America: Well that explains a lot.
Germany: Vat are the other three fourths?
Italy: Are you Italian? Ve.
Dera: I am one fourth british, swedish, native american, and american, but I am from the USA.
America: I'm the hero!
Dera: Hell no!
Hungary: (out of breath from chasing Prussia, who is knocked out in the far corner of the room) Well,anything else for today.
Dera: Nope thats it!
Hunary: Bye, (passes out on floor from exhaustion)
Dera: Readers remember to R&R!