Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia!
Dera: Hello Everybody!
Angelene: Cheri, why do you you sound so happy?
Hungary: Yah what is going on?
Dera: OMG! We got another review.
Hungary/Dera/Angelene:(Fangirl squeel as Dera pulls out Review)
Dera: Okay, before we get start I want to say that COME ON PEOPLE please, please, please bloody review!
So this review is from ChocoVanille
Hey
I have a couple of dares *grins*
But first a question: Can I be a host in your story? If not it's totally fine
On to the dares!
America: No hamburgers for the rest of the chapter.
Punishment: Every time you eat one you have to admit you're not the hero and eat Iggy's scones
England: Make out with America
Punishment: Make out with America. (Ha ha! You must do it!)
France: No perviness for a chapter!
Punishment: Hungary gets to beat you
Romano: C-Can I have a hug...? *opens arms*
Punishment: Give France a hug.
Everyone: Kiss the person of your choice.
Punishment: Become one with Russia
That's all! Bye!
Dera, keep doing your story! I'll try to send in dares every chapter
Dera: I would love another Co-host and was actually going to bring it up this chapter. I do not actually know how it works so just PM me and we can work it out okay!
Angelene: Please don't replace me!
Dera: Why would I do that?
Angelene: Nevermind so onto the dares!
Hungary: Can I say the first one to the others since you two skipped me on the last chapter.
Dera: Sure, oh and sorry about that.
Hungary: Okay so America, ChocoVanille said:
America: No hamburgers for the rest of the chapter.
Punishment: Every time you eat one you have to admit you're not the hero and eat Iggy's scones
America: What?! Do you guys hate me or something?!
Angelene/Dera: We are American Citizens what do you think!
America: (not getting at all that the girls had just said that they don't actually like him) I'll go along with the dare, but only because I am the Hero and the Hero does not let the ladies down!
Dera: Okay onto the next one:
England: Make out with America
Punishment: Make out with America. (Ha ha! You must do it!)
Dera: (Walks over to emo corner and starts beating head on wall while muttering) why me?
England: What the bloody hell why do I have to do this again, and with that wanker?
America: Well you cant really get out of it so...(Grabs the smaller nation by the wrist and drags him into the closet.)
England: What the bloody hell...mmmmmmmh(Several more moans begin to erupt from the closet)
Dera: (covering ears so as not to hear all the noise)Lalalalalalalala, what the heck they where just supposed to kiss!(has to yell over all the noise coming from the closet.)
Angelene: Okay, while those two are busy:
France: No perviness for a chapter!
Punishment: Hungary gets to beat you
Angelene: Noooooooooooo(glomps France)
France:(Pedo Face) Onhonhonhonhonhon...(is hit over the head by Hungary and her Pan)
Hungary: Moving on from that idiot Pedo Bear:
Romano: C-Can I have a hug...? *opens arms*
Punishment: Give France a hug.
Romano: Wait do I have to realy hug ChocoVanille?
Dera:(pops in ChocoVanille) Yes.
Romano: (mumbles something about bastards and Spain being mad before hugging ChocoVanille and ChocoVanille pops back out)
Dera: Well that was cute. (England and America walk out of the closet at this moment) great you two are back for the next part:
Everyone: Kiss the person of your choice.
Punishment: Become one with Russia
*from this point out I'm just going to give you the list of who kissed who, with the person who started the kiss being listed first*
Germany and Italy
Romano and Spain
Russia and China
Hungary and Austria
Prussia and Hungary (that got Prussia a Pan to the head)
Sealand and Wy (yes Wy is a real micronation look it up people)
Sweden and Finland
Denmark and Norway
Iceland and Hong Kong
Angelene and France
France and Canada (uh oh Angelene is jealous)
Belarus and Russia
Japan and England
America and England (I'm starting to get mad)
Greece and Japan
Turkey and Japan (poor Japan)
Turkey and Greece
The Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus and Turkey (I heard about this pairing from a friend)
Cuba and Canada
Mexico and America
Landonia and Seborga (again yes they are micro-nations google it people)
Seychelles and France (By now Angelene is down right homicidal)
Molasia and Nikko Nikko Rep (micro-nations)
Kugelmugel and Hutt River (micro-nations)
England and Dera (OMG I cant stop blushing)
Holy Roman Empire and Chibitalia (I couldn't resist)
Roman Empire and Germania
Roman Empire and Ancient Greece (heard this one from a friend too)
*Sorry if I forgot any*
Dera: So that's it for this Chapter!
Hungary: Bye people
Angelene: R&R people!