MagicNinjaUnicorn- So we wrote this in November...

RESPECTMYATHORTAH- Based on my Black Friday experience...

MagicNinjaUnicorn- And couldn't type/update it until now...so...Black Friday chapter in January.

RESPECTMYATHORITAH- Enjooooooooooooooy!

"I can't believe you dragged me out here at midnight!" Craig grumbled, shoving his hands in his pockets.

"But they'll have really cheap waffle makers!" Clyde said, smiling.

"I'M WEARING FOOTIE PAJAMAS!" He yelled, pointing to his Superman pajamas (With a cape).

"We all are." Token pointed out.

Suddenly, Tweek ran back to them screaming "I CAN'T FIND TH-THE COFFEE!"

"It's right behind you." Token said.

Tweek turned around and saw a coffee stand a few feet away, that either randomly appeared by magic or they were too tired and stupid to notice it before.

"COFFEE!" Tweek screamed, running towards it like a crazy maniac. "I NEED MONEY!" he called back to them when he reached it, so Craig, being the best boyfriend ever, went over to him.

"Okay, I have a one dollar bill, and a five dollar bill." Craig announced, pulling out his money.

"Can I eat the five?" The coffee guy asked in a completely serious tone.

Craig and Tweek gave the guy a long look before Craig slowly handed it to him saying "Ooookay, then."

"Awesome!" The coffee guy exclaimed, putting the bill on the counter. "CHOCOLATE!" he said with a Spanish accent, doing a weird dance. Then, before their very eyes, the money turned into a chocolate bar.

"What the fuck?" Craig wondered to himself.

Coffee Guy raised the chocolate up to his lips, ready to eat, and then looked down and screeched "NO! THIS IS POSSESSED BY SLENDER LIZARD!" and threw it into the parking lot.

The boys backed away slowly, neither of them saying a word.

"I never got my coffee," Tweek said glumly. Then he grinned and said "Wait! I k-keep emergency coffee in my bra!" He reached into his coffee-patterned footie pajamas and pulled out a thermos.

There was a long pause until Token said "You wear a bra?"

"So that's why he looked fatter than usual!" Clyde exclaimed.

Craig smiled like a creepy pervert.

"Get your mind out of the gutter!" Clyde scolded.

Finally the doors opened and a mob of people tried to kill each other to get inside.

"OKAY!" Clyde yelled over the noise. "The waffle makers should be over-OMG GOURMET LOLLIPOPS!" then he ran excitedly towards the checkout to admire the lollipops. "They're on sale for two cents!"

"Too bad you don't have that," Craig smirked as the other three walked past him.

"What?" Clyde paused for a moment, before he understood. "Hey!" he protested, running after them.

He finally caught up with them at the pastry shop. "C-can I have a mocha toffee bar?" Tweek asked them.

"Why are you asking?" Token wondered.

"Cause I don't have any money," Tweek admitted, lowering his head in shame.

"Don't look at me," Craig said. "Creepy coffee guy ate all the money I had."

"Don't you have emergency money in your bra?" Clyde smirked.

Tweek glared at him while Craig smiled like a creepy pervert again.

"Wait weren't we just in WalMart?" Token asked. Nobody answered, so he just said "Here, go buy us all a mocha whatever bar." he said, handing Tweek money.

"Okay!" he responded happily, skipping off to the shop.

Five minutes later he returned to the group with four mocha toffee bars in hand, and handed them out.

When Tweek bit in to his, some clear goopy stuff oozed out. "I think it has a cold. Can I have a tissue?"

Token, Craig, and Clyde gave their toffee bars a disgusted look and tossed them in the trash.

"Lets go find the waffle makers." Clyde said. He turned to go searching for them and then exclaimed "OMG ONE DIRECTION!" he then ran towards 5 cutouts of Harry, Liam, Zayn, Niall, and Louis.

"Did you really just say OMG?" Craig raised an eyebrow, following him.

"MOVE!" A random girl screamed, pushing them away from the Harry cutout they were in front of, and trying to steal it.

It was basically a mob of teenage girl all trying to steal the cutouts except for Niall.

"Why doesn't anybody love Niall?" Clyde asked, giving the cutout a small hug.

"Y-yeah." Tweek agreed, joining him.

"Whatever." Token shrugged, also hugging the cutout.

"You guys are morons." Craig rolled his eyes.

"Take a picture of us!" Clyde exclaimed.

"No." Craig denied, flipping them off and walking away.

When they finally reached the isle with the waffle makers, there was only one left, and it was in the arms of a little boy.

"Hey! That kid has the last one!" Clyde exclaimed. He stomped over to the kid and said "Give it to me!"

"No!" the kid yelled, pulling the waffle maker towards him.

"Give it!" Clyde repeated, grabbing the box and yanking it towards himself.

"NO!

"GIVE IT!"

"NO!"

GIVE IT TO ME, DAMMIT!"

"Why do I hang out with you guys?" Token wondered, facepalming as he watched Clyde have a waffle maker tug of war with a seven year old, and Tweek and Craig pumping their fists and chanting "Go, go, go!", then they stopped and made out.

Eventually, Clyde got bored of the tug of war, and punched the kid in the face. "MOMMY!" the kid cried, giving up the waffle maker to Clyde and running away.

Clyde turned and saw Token still facepalming, and Tweek and Craig still rolling on the floor making out.

Shrugging, he raised the box over his head and exclaimed "VICTORY!"

Then the kid ran back, kicked Clyde in the leg, and ran away again, causing Clyde to drop to the floor and cry "Why? Why does everything want to hurt Clyde?"

MagicNinjaUnicorn- So uh, in our defense, we wrote this at 9:00 at night, after a LONG day for both of us, and then edited at 2:00 am...

RESPECTMYATHORITAH- Yeah, we edit things when we're so oblivious to the world, and so tired.

MagicNinjaUnicorn- But don't worry about slow updates because we have like 20 ideas.

RESPECTMYATHORITAH- So the next chapter is about...well lets say that there's roller skating and Swedish moments.

MagicNinjaUnicorn- She means sweetish.

RESPECTMYATHORITAH- We'll see.

MagicNinjaUnicorn- I have no idea what she's talking about. Anyways, please don't question anything, because we can't answer. Seriously, we have no idea what's going on.

RESPECTMYATHORITAH- I'm tired and drinking apple juice. Bye.

MagicNinjaUnicorn- BYEEEEEEE! :D