This is all fucked up. I hated myself for writing this.

I'll update Chapter 6 soon. (God, this is taking too long. The main summary's content is just finally showing itself in the 6th chapter -.-)

I dunno how the fuck my mind got this idea. My aunt said she just wanted to know the opinions of the other guardians about Cherrie. I could just stop here and continue Chapter 6, but since I already started, I can't do anything but finish it.

The format in this chapter will be totally different from any of the other chapters and other stories I made. Anyway, this is a fail. I can just delete this extra half chapter after a week or so. There are waaaaaaaay too many OOC in this half chapter.

Chapter 5.5 – About her

Yume- Yo! Yume no Amai here, live at the Varia HQ for Xanxus' birthday! Powerful families from around the world are gathering, even the 9th and 10th boss of the famous Vongola Family. Jiiiiiii. My job for today is to get inside information about this new Varia Cloud guardian, Cherrie. Oi, Jeropi, you getting all this?

Jeropi- Hai, hai. Don't worry, I charged 3 batteries, so just do your thing and talk to the camera. I wanna go home already.

Yume- Jerk. *shrugs negative vibrations*

While at the party…

Yume- Jeropi! This way! *goes to Sawada Tsunayoshi*

Good evening, Tenth. We're here for a short interview.

Tsuna- Eh? An inter-view?

Yume- Hai, hai. Do you know anything about Varia's new member?

Tsuna- Varia's new… ah! You mean Cherrie, yes? Well, I heard from the Ninth that he adopted her and her sister Sharia years ago. He sent Cherrie to live with Xanxus because he's too old to take care of her.

Yume- Oh? What happened to her sister?

Tsuna- I heard that she left a long time ago and inherited her father's job. I don't know more anything than that.

Yume- Have you seen her yet?

Tsuna- We just got here ourselves, so I haven't seen her. I don't even know what she looks like.

Yume- Is that so? Hmmm. Thank you for giving us your time, Tenth.

Tsuna- Ehehehe. No problem.

Jeropi! Hayaku! Let's talk to the Ninth next!

Jeropi- Jeez, woman. Can't we stop first and eat?

Yume- Idiot, the food isn't served yet.

*after getting permission from the 9th's guardians to talk to Nono*

Yume- Sorry to disturb you, Kyuudaime, but we're a little interested in knowing more about your daughter. We heard you saved her and her sister from an assassination squad long ago.

Timoteo- Oh? You know that much? Did you also know she's a princess?

Yume- A princess? Really?

*at this point, Yume started squealing like hell and the 9th's guardians had no choice but to pull her away from him, including the cameraman, Jeropi*

Yume- Kyaaaaa! A princess! Who would have thought that she was a princess? Now I'm really excited to meet her. Jeropi! Can you spot her in the crowd?

Jeropi- Nope, it seems she hasn't made her appearance yet.

Oh, look, there are Varia's guardians.

*walking towards the assassination group*

Yume- Excuse me, but can we ask you guys some questions?

Mammon- You'll have to pay first.

Yume- Eh? Alright then.

Squalo- VOOIII! What is it?

Yume- I was just wondering if you could share your thoughts on your new guardian.

Fran- Eh? Cherrie-senpai?

Yume- Yep. We're interested on who she is, her capabilities, how she is treated, how she treats you, what is her fighting style, a~re? What are you doing?

Fran- I'm just writing down your questions just to make sure we don't miss answering any of them. Okay. So first, 'who is she?' Well, Cherrie-senpai is Boss' little sister.

Luss- She's a very beautiful apple blonde princess of the Nhite kingdom. Did you also know that she sleeps in Bel's room? In Bel's bed? Together? For 8 straight hours? *starts to go gay-ish*

Yume- Ah-ah, I…didn't know… *glares at Bel* Jiiiiii~

Bel- What are you staring at, pest?

Yume- …

How 'bout you Storm guardian, who is she to you?

Bel- She's … a maid. Ushishishi. She cleans my room without permission. Washes and dries my clothes too. She even threatens to burn my knives and wires if I don't keep them properly. Actually, she's just a pain in the ass. If Boss' rules were not mentioned, I would have stabbed her to death already. Ushishishi.

Fran- Demo, senpai, I thought she was your girl—

Bel- Shut up, froggy. *throws knives*

Fran- Senpai, stop throwing your knives. *gets a hold of Bel's knives from his frog hat and bends them* Boss' watching us you know. Disturbing the party will make him very angry. And we're running out of wines glasses too.

Bel- I told you to shut up. *pounds head*

Yume- what a violent pair…

Jeropi- Nee, Yume…

Yume- Huh? Yeah, right. How about you, Squa—

Squ- That girl is the best! VOOOIII! Look at my glossy, silky smooth silver hair! It's all thanks to her! VOOOOIII! HAHAHA!

Yume- Err, so you mean she lends you her … shampoo … and conditioner? O.O

Squ- More than that! VOOOIII!

Levi- Taichou, Boss is looking at you.

Squ- Shit. I guess I got too loud. Better apologize. *goes to Boss*

Levi- Such respect!

Yume- Okay, so Cherrie is lending the shark her shampoo and conditioner… weird people…

Mammon- Oi, you done yet, Ms. Interviewee?

Yume- Not yet. There's still tons of questions, right, Mr. Fran?

Fran- *nod*

Second question: What are her capabilities? … Capabilities? Well, like Bel-senpai said, she's like a maid. She has the initiative to clean the HQ and even cook our breakfasts, lunch and dinner. Hmmm… She's like Varia's Mother 2nd.

Bel- The 2nd?

Fran- Because Luss-nee is the 1st.

Bel- Stop talking nonsense, froggy.

Mammon- Fran's right. Since she is a woman, she has that aura of a mother.

Fran- You're only saying that because she holds you like a baby whenever we train, Mammon-senpai.

Mammon- That's none of your business.

Yume- On to the next question: How does she treat you? How do you treat her?

Bel- Ushishishi. Does that need to be asked? Of course we'll treat her nicely or else Boss will punish us.

Fran- Fake Prince-senpai is right. But his way of treating her is just forced 'cause Boss is watching him. The rest of us treat her like family since she treats us the same way. I guess Cherrie-senpai follows the golden rule.

Luss- Except for Bel though. I always hear these two shout at the top of their lungs whenever they talk to each other~ It seems both of them hate each other.

Fran- No kidding. Cherrie-senpai did say that Bel-senpai tried to rape her. I saw it with my own eyes.

Bel- … on to the next question please.

Fran- Last question: What is her fighting style…? A~re? I don't know. I haven't seen her fight before.

Levi- Boss never let her go on missions because he's too overprotective. He doesn't want her to be exposed to the hungry wolves of the mafia.

Yume- Oooh. I never thought of Xanxus having that side in him. Kinda cute.

Jeropi- Gomen. The battery's dying. Give me a sec to change it.

*after a minute*

Okay. All set.

Yume- If you say so, then, you don't know how strong she is? Is she even capable of possessing this 'Varia Quality' within her?

Mammon- I've seen her illusions. They're good enough to pass my qualifications. Although I really want to see her fight too.

Fran- Yea. I wonder what Cherrie-senpai's weapon is. Her attribute is Cloud and Mist, so, hmmm.

Bel- Same here. I haven't seen any weapons in her suitcase.

Yume- You looked at a girl's suitcase? Pervert.

Bel- Ushishishi. You have no right to say that to a prince, commoner.

Yume- Awwe. And I was really curious how she fights too.

Timoteo- I can answer that for you.

Yume- Kyuudaime! Sah-sorry for squealing so much earlier…ehehe..

Timoteo- It's alright.

Levi- Ninth, do you know Cherrie-san's abilities?

Mammon- Of course he does, idiot! He's the one who trained her in the first place!

Timoteo- What a lively bunch. Hohoho. My darling Cherrie has 4 flame attributes and she uses them well.

Yume- Four?

Timoteo- That's right, 4: Cloud, Mist, Lightning and Sky. Her main attribute is the Cloud, obviously. And she masters her skills to continuously use them in battles.

Yume- Continuously?

Timoteo- *nod* Using her Mist flames, she creates a bow and uses her Lightning attribute to harden the bow. Her arrows are created the same way. When she attacks, she infuses Cloud flames behind the flames of the Mist and when launched, the arrows doubles as the attribute of the Cloud is propagation. With her Sky element, she can control where the arrows will hit and, well, how does it feel when an arrow infused with three flames scratch your skin?

Yume- Whoa. That's awesome.

Bel- Not bad for a princess.

Fran- Is that even possible?

Timoteo- Why don't you ask her on a battle? *smirks*

Suddenly, Xanxus makes his announcement…

Xanxus- All of you! Pay attention! The main celebrant has finally arrived.

The crowd gasps.

Yume- Jeropi! The camera!

Jeropi- Right, right! Uhm, where should I focus it on?

Yume- Cherrie, obviously! Quick!

Xanxus- Let me introduce to you Varia's new Cloud Guardian, Princess Cherrie de Calligenia, my sister.

*Cherrie is revealed*

Yume- Jeropi, you getting all this? *eyes Cherrie's appearance*

Jeropi- Yeah. Damn she's gorgeous.

Yume- Oi!

Jeropi- What?

Yume- FOCUS!

Jeropi- Whatever.

Xanxus- I would like to ask Prince Belphegor to dance with Princess Cherrie. *grins at Bel*

Bel- Tcch. Another punishment, eh? Whatever.

Yume- The Prince and the Princess. OH GAWD! Kyaaaaaaa~ Jeropi! Quick, quick! Film this!

Jeropi- Right, right. Don't rush me.

Minutes later…

Yume- awe. Those two are so cute! They make a good item, no?

Jeropi- Yeah. And I thought those two are always fighting. Look how happy he is dancing with her.

Yume- Isn't this so romantic? KYAAAA~! Look at Bel's blushing face when Cherrie wrapped her hands around his neck!

Jeropi- girls and their fantasies.

Oh. Yume, the memory card's full.

Yume- What? BUT!

Jeropi- Gomen. But there's nothing we could do. Besides, we already gathered enough information about her.

Yume- Hn~

Jeropi- If you need me, I'll be at the balcony.

Yume- Wait up!

*goes to the balcony*

*sat themselves on the stairs, suddenly, they heard Bel's voice above them*

Bel- Damn. I think I'm in love with her.

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Violent reactions are most welcomed. I hated this too.

Gonna delete this anyway.

Fuyuki-chan, I know. Laugh, cry, and punch me, anything. This is a hell of a half chapter and yes, you know who Jeropi is.

Fuck this shit. I don't even know why I uploaded this.

Anyways, review if you got irritated at me for writing this piece of crap.

I was not in the mood these past few hours.