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Gale was bored. He laid there sprawled on his bed, waiting for something exciting to happen. He remembered that in school, Catnip told him to go on an addictive game called minecraft. She was playing it every day and was probably on right now. He jumped off his bed, logged on to his computer, and downloaded minecraft for the first time. He decided to make his username CatnipLover. He watched in anticipation as it started to load. He couldn't bear to wait any longer! 10%. 20%. 25%...75%...90%.95%.100%! It started up. He wanted to play with Catnip, so he went on a server that she was always talking about. He pressed the tab button and saw her name! Her username was GirlOnFire which suited her since she WAS the girl on fire. He decided to start a conversation with everyone on the server.
CatnipLover: Hey guys! I'm new to this game and server! Can someone teach my how to play? *Stares at GirlOnFire*
GirlOnFire: O.o I never expected you to be here Gale. You actually bought minecraft for 30 bucks just because you wanted to play with me and were bored?
Admin: Hello CatnipLover! Since this is your first time playing minecraft, you will have to learn how to survive. First gather wood and make a crafting table.
CatnipLover: Um…what's a crafting table and how do you get wood?
GirlOnFire: *Facepalm*
Admin: Ok! Tpa to me and I'll show you.
A message was sent to Gale. It says, Admin requests to you to tpa to them. Do /tpaccept or /tpdeny. Gale did /tpaccept and found himself sinking in a pit of lava. He died, and respawned. He started to type furiously on the computer again.
CatnipLover: WTH! What was that for! I died in lava because of you!
Admin: Oh sorry, it was by accident. Here, tpa to me again. I promise I won't kill you.
GirlOnFire: LAWL! Do it again please! :D
CatnipLover: -_-. Fine, but don't kill me again.
Another tpa request was sent and he accepted it. This time, he was in a dark hole.
CatnipLover: Am I supposed to be in the dark? It's really scary and lonely here. I can't move either.
Admin: Probably a glitch. *shrugs* will go away in a bit.
Gale waited and waited. Nothing was happening. He heard sound of breaking and placing but he never saw anything. Then he heard a hissing noise…..HISSSSSS. The darkness fell, and he saw that he was stuck in a contraption. Oh god. There was a water current pushing him backwards into lava if he didn't keep going and to make things worse, there were green blobby creatures behind him exploding, replacing each other.
Admin: Tehee. What are you doing in my brilliant contraption?
Gale kept running until he heard doors open! That was his way out. He swam over and started running. Then he looked in the chat box again. It said, May death rain upon them. Wait…what did that mean? He looked up in the sky and saw barrels of exploding TNT launched at him. OMFG. Gale screamed in terror and his minecraft crashed. He rebooted it immediately and saw that he had died.
GirlOnFire: Haha that was soo funny. Gale is such a noob at minecraft
Admin: He sure isn't the brightest light bulb around *smirk*
CatnipLover: Catnip! I thought you were better than this! Why must you do this to me? *sob sob*
Apparantly, Catnip didn't know what to reply back for 10 minutes. Finally, she replied back.
GirlOnFire: Hey Gale! I made a song about you!
CatnipLover: For me? :D why thank you! Let's hear it!
GirlOnFire: Ahem. It's funny because it always seems to happen to you!
Hides under a bridge,
Where he can't be seen.
Huddled under a bankside,
Staring into a stream.
Wanna cross this bridge,
Well better be aware.
There is a brown hairy troll,
Gonna give you a scare.
Yea, I'm the troll,
This is my bridge,
Go turn around,
Back through the ridge.
Yea, I 'm the troll,
Don t you even dare,
Yea, I'm the troll,
Gonna get you there,
Monster from beneath.
Badass of grief,
Such a sad sigh,
Does he wanna die?
In a mind of fear,
The troll lives in my mind.
I must forget this fear of regret.
The Troll
The Troll
The Troll
The Troll will charge a toll,
That's, your life,
So this is it,
You better think Twice,
Don't cross the bridge,
Where he lives.
But, it's too late
Cause here he is,
:P
O.o. All Gale could do was stare at the screen. For 20 minutes he did that, until he shut down minecraft and laid back on to his bed. What a stupid game. Tommorow at school, he would talk to Catnip again.
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