Song of Death

^.^ I'm hoping that everyone likes what Kirie looks like, because I myself didn't know how she was going to end up looking in my mind. Oh, and by the way, if you didn't know I've made it now in the stories that Kirie is speaking English when there are (parenthesis) around her words. Just a heads up! Oh and also, I'm changing the storyline after Kirie came to Feudal Japan, although that is a bit redundant, because Kirie wasn't in the story…:)

Remember: I do not own annnnyyyyyytttttthhhhhhhiiii nnnnng! Except Kirie ^.^

As I charge Bankotsu in my anger, I realize my faux pas. Luckily for me, I hit Bankotsu, unluckily for him, my knee was a bit too low for a gut shot… haha oops.

Bankotsu drops like a sack of potatoes, and I cringe internally. I try never to make nut shots, but I guess he really pissed my knee off this time. That's right, it's not my fault. All guilt goes to my traitor knee.

Bankotsu slowly gets up and he glares at me. "I really don't care how interesting you are, I'm going to kill you," he mumbles in pain. I try to muffle my giggles, and fail miserably.

"I- I am sooooo -sorry!" I say between fits of laughter. "I swear to Jesus I did not mean- to hit you that low, it's just I'm not used to guys being so- short, and I guess I completely- miscalculated!"

He growls softly at me. I do an internal face palm, short jokes… way to rub salt in his fresh wound. I'm insulting him after taking him down, well oops.

"Umm… I'm gonna leave now…" I say, and then sneak away like a ninja. Well, at least how I imagine a ninja would sneak off, cracking every twig in sight, sneaky.

I make it to the village as quickly as I can… I'm gonna level with you, it did take me about two hours for the fifteen minute walk, and to add to that pain, Kagome and Inuyasha had to make a small search party. Curse my sense of direction!

I sigh when we finally make it, I meet Kaede and then they show me a place to sleep and I decide to hit the sack… for a second time today. Ha- that wasn't funny, I actually feel really bad that I missed…

~The next morning~

I wake up, and realize that it's still dark outside. Which could mean one of two things, it's fucking early, or some evil villain stole the sun. Pick your favorite… all I can say is, that bastard is evil.

Yawn, I mentally state. I'm still quite tired, but if I fall asleep again, I'll probably not wake up for a long time, and I can't really afford that in this era. Right now, the early bird does get the worm, or maybe jewel shards… if you'd like to test it out.

Swimming, I think immediately, I really want to swim right now to wake me up and to get me clean. Although, am I really willing to try to find the way myself… yeah. Remember childrens [that s was on purpose] the first step of getting help is admitting you have a problem. Luckily, none of us are in denial, right?

I make it to the river quickly, I think I have an internal compass, but it points to water, and that's why I can never find my way around. When North is, in your mind, wherever there is water, you will not get very far in life. You will get lost and end up needing someone to drag you around as your personal GPS, since there are no GPS's in Feudal Japan.

I quickly change into my new bikini, which is black with flame details. I swim until the sun rises, which is a beautiful experience. Especially when the rising sun is reflected onto the water and you can see tiny, silver fish darting every which way. I sing some random songs my band wrote while floating on my back.

"Kirie! There you are!" Kagome yells at me. "You should really tell people where you're going. Knowing you, you'd get lost heading to the bathroom!"

"I resent that! (Though it is true…)" I say, indignantly. "Are we starting our quest today?"

"Yeah, after we eat breakfast, so hurry and get changed," she tells me. I change into black yoga pants, whoever created these should be exonerated a saint, and a cropped shirt that is bright purple with a pattern of smiling skulls, why they are so happy is up to you.

I braid my long hair and sigh, the shortest layers fell out and the longer layers stuck out of the braid like spikes. I shrug, oh well; if someone doesn't like it I don't really give a damn. Until the braid reminds me of that star man, Bankotsu. I quickly rip out the braid and put my hair into two low pigtails.

I walk back with Kagome to the village, and I'm greeted with a heavenly smell. "Oh my Jesus! Food!" I exclaim when Kaede hands me a bowl. "Thank you!"

We all eat quickly and then head out. We walk for a long time, there's some small talk, but it's not that exciting. Eventually, we get to Mount Hakurei, and we find out that not all monks are pure…. Imagine that.

We travel some more, and I've started singing to pass the time quicker, and soon we make it to a small village and the old man tells us , or really Inuyasha and Miroku, to hide. There's a small confrontation with some general but it's not that big of a deal.

Then, all of a sudden Kagome cries, "Jewel shard! That way!" She points and Inuyasha starts running that direction. Oho, this seems like a race. Well, Inuyasha, Challenge Accepted!

I take over peddling the bike and tell Kagome and Shippo to hold on, but Kagome opts to ride on Kirara instead of getting caught between this high speed race. I peddle as fast and hard as possible, and soon Shippo and I start catching up with Lassie. Soon, we pull ahead of him and I yell behind me, "Look who's winning now, Lassie!"

He makes a frustrated noise, and then I hear Shippo yell, "Umm, Kirie! Look in front of us!" In my moment of stupidity, I've almost rammed us into a wall. Luckily, with my cat like reflexes, we manage to go through a door and then crash. I lunge and catch Shippo and flip so my back hits the ground and Shippo is protected from being hurt due to my stupidity.

"Fuck," I murmur, "hey Shippo, are you okay?"

"Yeah, what about you?"

"Only my pride, Ship, only my pride."

"Hey! It's that girl!" I hear a femininely male voice exclaim and turn to see Jakotsu, Bankotsu, and five of their friends standing there.

"(Oh, fuck me!)" I exclaim.

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