STOP FLAMING! YES THIS SI MY SHIP! SERIOSLY, STOP IY!111! I WROKED REALY HARD ON THIS! SHUT UP!

"Thur is a crime hur!" Said sherloc screamd in his glorous southrn acent.
"Sherloc, whrts wrong?" Mcroft said in his engish acent.
"Jon DOENT LOVE ME!" Sherloc siad.
"OH NOOOOO!" Said the oter 2 men.
"Come her sherloc let me comfot you!" Sad mycfort.
The brothers hugged.
"Wait wat are you guys doin?" Said sherloc.
"NOTHING" said the oter 2 men.
"Okiedokie well wat can I do to mak Jon love me?" Sherloc.
Morarity and mycroft looked at eachother. They put there hands in th air and said in a singsony voice, "EHarmony!11!"
They tol sherloc wayt to do. And the game had begun.
SIDESTORY
why is mycroft a drag quuen.
A few moths ago, sherloc jumpd off a building (remmber?). Mycrotf flet lik he had flaled sherloc as a brother. He went to a bar to drink his feellings.
But he went to the worng bar. It was realy a gay bar for drag queens. He started talking to the guy next to hi m. They hit it of pretty ewll, and mycrotf starting thinkin about becomin a drag queen himslef.
So for the past moths he bacme a drag queen. He liked guys but had nevr hit it off like her had wiht morarity.
Thst is why he didnt now anything about sex with him!

pleese revow! BUT NO FLAMS!