CHAPTER 2! Had to do this after spending several hours watching JLR videos. Could not find the lyrics so I had to type them all by hand, so, this damn chapter better get some reviews! Do not own Avengers, JLR, or the song.
After a lengthy discussion, it was decided that Thor, and Bruce would be shown some leniency. Tony, Steve and Clint, however, would not be since they were the ringleaders. As an apology, they would have to put on a little show for the girls. Complete with costumes and music. Both of which were to be chosen by Pepper, Natasha, and Agent Hill who they had called to make sure that the humiliation was complete.
The girls had a quick, whispered conference and they all went their own ways. Natasha, and Maria chose the costumes while Pepper picked out the music. After taking a few minutes to find it, Pepper practically skipped down the hall to find the others.
Tony glanced over at Clint. "How mad do you think they are?"
He shrugged. "No idea, but if Nat comes out with a pair of backless chaps, I'm stealing your private jet."
"Only if I can come with."
"Deal."
Steve looked at them, confused. "It can't be that bad, can it?"
They both stared at him with pity in their eyes.
The women returned with matching Cheshire smiles, announcing that they could go change, and that they expected a good performance out of them. The boys walked back to their rooms, with the air of one heading to the guillotine.
"Tony?"
"Hmmm?"
Clint wordlessly held up a cowboy hat, his eyes full of terror.
"Oh God."
While they changed, Pepper and the girls rearranged the furniture again. "Do you think they can figure out what we want?"Nat asked over her shoulder.
"A genius, a master assassin, and a super soldier should be able to figure it out. If they can't, the world is in trouble."
"It already is."
They all laughed.
"Are we sure about this? There is still time to reach the jet."
"Yes, now just shut up."
"Shhhh!"
I'm too sexy for my love
too sexy for my love
loves going to leave me
The three came out dressed in their chosen outfits. Steve wore a suit and tie, Tony had on a simple shirt and jeans, while Clint was decked out in a black shirt, jeans, and cowboy hat. Natasha made a mental note to thank Pepper.
I'm to sexy for my shirt
too sexy for my shirt
so sexy it hurts
Tony stepped up first and easily pulling his shirt over his head. He threw it to Pepper, whose jaw was on the floor. None of them had been prepared for that. The best that they had hoped for was a few half-hearted dance moves and a little whining. This was so much better.
And I'm too sexy for Milan
To sexy for Milan, New York, and Japan
Steve moved to the front. He casually took off his suit jacket and hung it over his shoulder before dropping it to the floor. His tie soon ended up being draped around Maria's neck. She tried to play it cool, but it was clear that she was enjoying herself, as were the others. None of them were going to admit it, but they had hoped that he would take off his shirt also. All well...cant have everything.
And I'm to sexy for your body
too sexy for your body
the way I'm disco dancing
Clint gave them a dark smile. He removed his hat just long enough to pull his shirt off. Nat readied herself to catch it, but it sailed through the air to end up in Peppers lap. He replaced his hat, giving Nat a wink. Little tease. She thought grumpily.
I'm a model you know what I mean
and I do my little turn on the catwalk
yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk
yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk
All three guys started to dance. What was really amazing was how well Steve was doing. It was amazing that a man as well built as him and as old fashioned could be so graceful. well, a graceful as a man can be while dancing to stripper music. Maria smiled, especially appreciative.
I'm too sexy for my car
too sexy for my car
too sexy by far
Tony pulled a set of keys from hs pocket and dangled them enticingly in front of Pepper. They wen't to his beloved Porsche. She went to grab at them but missed and they went sailing in to Nat's lap. She quickly grabbed and tucked them down her shirt, Laughter in her eyes. Clint smiled, obviously planning on finding them later.
and I'm too sexy for my hat
too sexy for my hat
what you think about that
He took his hat off and placed it on Nat's head. She felt Pepper press something into her hand, and without thinking, Nat tucked the bill into the waistband of his jeans. That was when she noticed that it was a hundred-dollar bill. Natasha's pale cheeks flushed, which caused Pepper and Maria to laugh. they were so taking Nat to a strip club for her bachelorette party.
I'm a model you know what I mean
and I do my little turn on the catwalk
yeah on he catwalk on the catwalk
yeah I shake my little tush on the catwalk
Steve shouldered his way in front of Tony and started to unbutton his cuffs, catching the girls' interest. Their attention went from casual to rapt as his hands moved to the buttons that ran down the front. Maria's mouth started to water slightly as the material parted, revealing the pure sex that was Steve Rogers. That's when it started to get little violent in the room.
I'm too sexy for my hat
too sexy for my hat
too sexy for my hat
Clint shoved Steve out of the way, none to gently. Hs eyes burned into Natasha's, obviously unhappy with her drooling over Rogers. He illustrate this by taking his hat back and putting it on. Nat sat back with a huff. Its your own fault for leaving me here. She thought darkly. I can take care of myself without your help. Was doing it for years before you came along.
I'm a model you know what I mean
and I do my little turn on the catwalk
yeah on the catwalk yeah on the catwalk
yeah I shake my little tush on the catwalk
Steve retaliated by sending clint flying. The assassin twisted in mid-air and hit the ground, tucking and rolling himself to his feet. The look he gave the Cap was on that promised murder. Maria and Nat glanced back and forth. A whole silent conversation flew between them, culminating in a singe thought. Men were so immature.
I'm too sexy for my cat
too sexy for my cat
aw Pussy, puh pussy cat
While Clint and Roger went at it, Tony came to the front. He was smart and had been hanging out in the back, knowing that they would get into it eventually. He held up single finger and gestured for Pepper, who stood and wordlessly followed him out.
Im too sexy for my love
too sexy for my love
loves going to leave me
Steve detangled himself from Clint and grabbed Maria's hand. Any protest she started to say died on her lips she looked at a shirtless Steve. Any thoughts of rules and regulations went out the widow. Steve scooped her into his arms and carried her out, probably to his room, leaving Clint and Natasha alone.
and I'm too sexy for this song.
He reached down and yanked her to her feet so that she stood eye to eye level with him. He wa the perfect predator. Sexy enough to draw her in, and then dangerous enough to kill her. Just looking at him made her mouth go dry. It was the first time she had been afraid of him since Loki took control of his mind.
"Did you enjoy the show?"
Her mouth couldn't form the words so she just nodded. He wordlessly backed her against the wall. Before she could protest, his lips were against hers, kissing her with bruising force. It wasnt so much a kiss as it was a claiming. When he finally released her, he whispered roughly. "Don't you ever, ever, look at them like that again. You...are...mine."
Sh smiled at him. "Now you sound like you." she whispered. He smirked and led her to his room, slamming the door after them.
The next morning, the three women sat around the table, drinking coffee. None of them said anything about Maria, who was still wearing the same clothes.
It started out as a snicker, then, a giggle and then turned into full-blown laughter. It was a full five minutes before any of them could speak. Brushing tears from her eyes, Natasha gasp, "Pepper, I have to ask, please tell me why you chose the hat?"
"Oh, I heard Clint say something about backless chaps."
Maria snickered again. "No offense, Nat, But I would've loved to see him in set of those."
Give me more credit than that." Peppr said crossing her arms. "I'm saving those for their first anniversary."
For some reason, this story took forever to write. At least compared to my other stories. Probably because I was watching Jeremy Renner videos half the time. Am not really sure about this story. Hope you like it.