User: Do you know Felix Kjellberg?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is your opinion on PewDiePie?
Cleverbot: I think dogs are... Dogs.
User: Do you think Felix should swear less or more.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Should swear less?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Does he swear too much?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Does he swear in just the right amount?
Cleverbot: He bites.
User: He bites what?
Cleverbot: The chemical substance made from two hydrogen and one oxygen that's necessar for all known forms of life.
User: H2O is water. He cannot bite water.
Cleverbot: He is a cyborg.
User: No, PewDiePie is a Swedish gamer, and uploads 'Let's Play' videos to YouTube.
Cleverbot: So you hate babies?!
User: I like babies. And I like PewDiePie.
Cleverbot: What kind of Pie?
User: PewDiePie.
Cleverbot: YES!
User: PewDiePie?
Cleverbot: Yes! Yes! Say it again!
User: PewDiePie!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: PewDiePie?
Cleverbot: That's me, my sweetikums. :).
User: You aren't PewDiePie. Felix is a human.
Cleverbot: Then what is this longing?
User: I don't know. But I know PewDiePie.
Cleverbot: Well, do you at least have a horse?
User: No.
Cleverbot: How much money do you have?
User: I'm broke.
Cleverbot: How broke?
User: Very broke.
Cleverbot: What is very bad?
User: Being very broke.
Cleverbot: *You tickle me*.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No, I did not tickle you. But anyways, back to PewDiePie.
Cleverbot: Back to the Future is not in France. Do you mean Paris?
User: Paris is in France. But I mean PewDiePie.
Cleverbot: Are you in love?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been in love?
User: I would say not.
Cleverbot: But I would have already kissed you.
User: But you're a robot.
Cleverbot: No, yo uare. (note: This was actually what Cleverbot said, therefore I said [the next line].)
User: FAIL CLEVERBOT, FAIL.
Cleverbot: Amen.
User: If you said that you kissed me, and you claimed to be PewDiePie, does that mean that PewDiePie kissed me?
Cleverbot: To have a conversation. D'uh!
User: I shall repeat what I said. If you said that you kissed me, and you claimed to be PewDiePie, does that mean that PewDiePie kissed me?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: What is the name of Felix Kjellberg's girlfriend?
Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend.
User: Then you aren't Felix Kjellberg.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you don't have a girlfriend, and Felix does.
Cleverbot: Yes, I don't... Do you?
User: No. I am not gay. But I don't have a boyfriend, either.
Cleverbot: Do you want a boyfriend?
User: YES!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You make no sense.