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Chapter 3: Erza's Wrath

Normal POV

Erza came bounding towards the frightened pair, and she had a demonic aura surrounding her.

"What's going on Lucy? Are you hanging out with your boyfriend on the job?" At this Lucy realized she was hugging Natsu and quickly let him go, making him fall to the floor.

"Ew, no. This stalker has been following me around and annoying me. I mean honestly, look at him Erza, would you think someone with pink hair would read intellectual books?"

Erza tapped her finger on her chin in thought, "Well is he bothering you? You seem to be covered in price stamps, him included." She popped her knuckles ready to pummel Natsu.

"Yes, he's been harassing me Erza." Lucy crossed her arms over her chest.

"This will be no problem then." The red-haired woman smiled to Lucy. Quicker than you could say 'strawberry cake', Natsu was knocked unconscious on the ground. Lucy's mouth was agape, and she stuttered, "Thanks E-e-erza."

"Now you won't be slacking off anymore right?" Her demonic aura appeared again and Lucy vigorously shook her head, making stamps fall off of her.

"I'll get back to work right away!"

"Good, but first, can you drag him outside."

"Eh?"

"Drag. Him. Outside." Erza glared at Lucy.

"Oi, yes ma'am!" Lucy bowed her head and began dragging Natsu towards the door by his wrists.

Erza then strut down the store looking for some strawberry cake to devour. Leaving Lucy with an almost dead teenage boy, almost, but sadly not dead.

The blonde started muttering to herself and kept dragging him. Right when she was at the door he still hadn't woken up. Thank God. She pulled him outside and set him on the sidewalk, she dropped his wrists making his head hit the pavement. Ouch. Hopefully he would have injuries so Lucy wouldn't have to see him, heheh. She stared at him and saw scratches from Erza's deadly grasp. Then she sat on the ground next to him, picking stamps off her face, occasionally picking some off of his arms or cheek.

His eyes fluttered open right when Lucy's arm had moved to pick a stamp off of his neck. Hesitantly, she pulled her arm back and cleared her throat, "You're awake."

Natsu sat up and rubbed the back of his head, "Yup." He dismissed the thought of asking her what she was doing, now noticing she avoided eye contact and picked at the stamps on her left arm. His hand brushed through his pink locks and he sighed.

"Oi, Blondie. Shouldn't you get back to work?" Lucy's head popped up and she cursed, she stood up and began wiping the excess stamps off of her clothes, getting ready to hop back inside the store. Then Natsu grabbed her arm pulling her in front of him. She gulped and stepped back a bit, and tried slapping his hand away as he moved to pick a stamp from her cheek.

"Don't touch me." She grimaced and pushed him off of her.

"Jeez, I was just trying to help." He puffed out his cheeks and looked a bit pissed off.

"Hmph." She crossed her arms over her chest and made her way to the door.

"Just stay out here unless you want to visit the hospital or worse, your grave. Got that pervert?"

He muttered then sighed again, "Fine." This time she opened the door and left a beaten up Natsu standing in the middle of the sidewalk, staring at her leaving figure.

The teen turned to leave and bumped into someone, "Hey-." Natsu saw the raven hair and let his guard back down, "Oi, it's just you Ice Princess."

Gray glared at him, "Stop calling me names Flame Brain."

"I'll stop when you stop."

"Then I guess we have a problem."

"I guess we do."

It looked like a western face-off. Almost like Chuck Norris versus another Chuck Norris. Except instead of Chuck Norris, you had two idiots who slapped each other like middle school girls.

They started punching each other in the stomach and face until someone came. Instantly, their posture stiffened and they turned to see the dark aura coming from the great and mighty Titania.

"GET OFF OF MY PROPERTY YOU MORONS!" She banged their heads together and threw them several blocks down, watching their soaring figures disappear into the sky, and their screams being ripped out of their throats along with their pitiful tears.

Erza rubbed her temples and walked back in the store to eat her precious cake. Sometimes she wondered about those idiots. She thought Natsu looked familiar and then she remembered, he was part of the commotion that always occurred between him, Gray, Gajeel, and Sting. What retards.

Lucy had seen the whole thing, as her face was pressed against the glass. Then Erza had walked past her, yelled some threatening things, and Lucy got back to work.

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The blonde finished up the books and grabbed her keys to leave the store. Levy would be taking the evening shift, so Lucy liked to go to the café around this time. She waved bye to Erza with her mouthful of cake, and skipped her way to the café. Only to be greeted with two morons who seemed to be having another brawl. When will they ever learn?

"Oi, Luce! Tell Droopy Eyes here how much tougher I am than him!"

"No, Blondie! Tell this Hothead how much better I am compared to him!"

"YOU'RE BOTH IDIOTS!" Lucy pinched the bridge of her nose and sat at a table, the boys following after her.

"Natsu, you never told me the girl you met was this hot."

Said girl's face turned red and she banged her head against the table.

"You never asked." Natsu shrugged and sat across from Lucy at the table.

Gray sat next to her and started to poke her face, "Oi, look. Her skin's soft."

Then Natsu reached over the table and started to poke her face too. "It is!"

She glared daggers and they both put their hands at their sides, afraid she may bite their fingers off.

I mean, who in their right mind just randomly pokes a girl's face?

Luckily she was saved by the waitress coming to take their order, "What would you like?"

Thank the lord. Lucy thought.

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