Another chappy! ^-^

Joy to the world, I am awesome, I made another chaptteerrr~

I want you to read this, because when you do, i get money.

JUST KIDDING. I'm poor. ;-; *sob sob*

But either way, read it. :3

Disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail. Damn, could life get any worse? I mean, Hiro Mashima, you gotta get with the program. The people want smoochy scenes. ;3 You know you do too, we are all little Fairy Tail perverts...

ANYWAYS...Enjoy.

Chapter 5: What Goes Up, Must Come Down

Normal POV

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"Natsu! Don't stick that in there!"

"Why not Luce?"

"It won't fit properly."

"It's just a bit tight; it won't hurt, will it?"

"Of course it will you idiot!"

Lucy smacked Natsu upside the head, growling a bit.

He was currently trying to play her new game; apparently he had been squeezing the main character in the game between a wall and a bookshelf. Natsu was trying to place an explosive between the two "tight" spaces.

There was a buzzing sound, and the character exploded.

Across the screen the words GAME OVER were flashing, rubbing it in Natsu's face. Hmph, he started sulking on the couch and reluctantly handed Lucy the controller. Then the blonde followed the directions and easily passed the mission, already halfway through the game.

The pink-haired male was still pouting; peeved because a girl could beat him at something a boy should be winning at. Natsu is so sexist sometimes that Lucy likes to rub it in his face just to piss him off.

"Oh, come on! Don't be such an ass about this! Just because I beat you at a game that doesn't mean you can take the batteries out of my controller!" Lucy tried to reach for the batteries, but because Natsu was taller than her, he just swung his arm out of her reach, high above his head. Tauntingly, he dangled the batteries between his fingers, smirking at Lucy's reaction.

She was leaping, desperately trying to get to them, but then…that's right.

You guessed it.

She tripped and fell over Natsu, knocking them both to the ground with a thud. The batteries rolled across the floor out of Lucy's grasp.

The blonde was panting, and then she locked eyes with Natsu for a moment. She let out a screech and quickly reached for a pillow; stuffing it on his face. Once she fumbled off of Natsu, she made a mad dash for the batteries and placed them in the controller, until Natsu came from behind her and snatched the controller away, again.

"NATSU!"

He laughed and ran throughout the house, Lucy running after him. There was a coffee table between them and any time Lucy moved left or right, Natsu moved the opposite way.

"Ha ha, Luce, you can't catch me." He stuck his tongue out playfully and, without her being on guard, quickly ran into the bathroom, slamming the door behind him.

Lucy started yelling at the pink-haired idiot, and then she started pounding on the door.

That's when she remembered how to jimmy the lock.

She tip-toed to the kitchen, opened a drawer, and grabbed a bobby pin. Bending the pin, she quietly walked to the bathroom door. Carefully, she started to twist the pin inside the lock, hearing a small click; she did a short victory dance. She cautiously turned the knob so he wouldn't notice, and once the door was opened all the way, she pointed at him, "HA! Give me the controller punk."

Natsu's eyes widened what kind of a demon is she? Because of the shock, he ended up dropping the controller. And below the controller was an open whirlpool of toilet water. It splashed into the toilet and Lucy's jaw dropped.

"Nooo! My precious baby! How could you Natsu?!" He looked at her guiltily, and stepped back.

She stepped forward and grabbed him by the collar, "Natsu, I swear, if you don't get my controller out of that toilet in the next, oh, thirty seconds, I will personally stuff your face inside it and flush."

The teen gulped and turned his head away from the toilet, his hand dipping inside the water to fetch the damned controller. Why does she have to be so demanding? Silently, he gagged and washed the controller, pouring about, a ton of hand sanitizer on his palms, and then drying the controller.

Once he handed it to Lucy, she slightly smiled, "And to think, I didn't know you had the balls to do it. You must care about me. Hm?" She snickered.

Natsu started stuttering, "H-h-hell no! Now come on, let's get back to the game." He pulled on her wrist and tugged her towards the couch again.

Then, he pushed her on the couch, making her glare at him. "Play Luce." Natsu shoved the controller up to her face and she turned on the game system, every now and then sneaking a glance at him so she could give him a deadly stare.

When she began mumbling to herself, Natsu sitting beside her, he questioned, "What Luce?"

"Oh, nothing. Hmph." She averted her attention back to the game and muttered, "Asshole."

"I heard that, and that isn't very nice Luce."

"Fine, how 'bout I say it louder? ASSHOLE. Better?" She smiled coldly and he pat her back, "Oh, Luce, you're such a weirdo."

The blonde rolled her eyes and ended up failing the mission. "Damn it Natsu, now look what you've done!"

"Don't overreact." He waved his hand as if to say it's-no-big-deal.

"I'm not; it's just simply your fault for pestering me with imbecilic questions."

"Imbel- what?"

"See, you really are an idiot."

"Am not."

"Are to."

"Am not."

"ARE TO!"

They fought like that for about ten minutes, before Natsu sighed in defeat and slumped his back against the couch, letting her play in peace.

After what seemed like the fiftieth time, Lucy snapped and started to yell at Natsu, "Shut up damn it! Just let me play without having to touch me inappropriately!"

"How am I touching you like that?" He looked confused, like a puppy dog.

She sighed deeply, "You're poking me, and I don't like that."

"Oh…How about this then?" He ran his finger up her arm, sending shivers throughout her body.

"That's even worse!" The blonde smacked him upside the head, which was probably the 20th time just that day.

She continues pounding the buttons on the controller, Natsu occasionally "bumping" into her arm, making her slip up.

Then out of the blue, Natsu just takes the controller from her, and oh my god that is disgusting, he licks the "a" button. He calmly hands it back to her.

Her eye begins to twitch, one, two, three, four, five times before she goes ballistic and hollers at him, "NATSU YOU DISGUSTING PERVERT! WHY WOULD YOU INFECT MY PROPERTY LIKE THAT! HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!"

The pink haired teen just shrugged, acting like everything was just peachy.

Natsu just loves teasing Lucy so much, he's never liked doing that with any girl before, but he loved seeing Lucy's reactions, no matter how much he was beaten or punished.

So, he picks up her hand and forcefully places it on the controller, making her touch it.

"KYA~!" She shrieks and pulls her hand away, running towards the kitchen sink to wash her hand.

When Natsu jumps behind her and screams in her ear, she jumps up and sprays him in the face with the faucet.

"Geez, you got me all wet Luce." Natsu takes off his shirt, and Lucy notices his abs. She begins drooling, but quickly whips the offending gunk from her lip, not noticing how Natsu saw her.

He smirks at her, "Like what you see Luce?"

"Hell no! Put some damn clothes on!"

Then she turns the TV off, and when she reaches for the controller again, Natsu snatches it away.

"Nope. You can't have this just yet. Not until you give me a kiss."

"In your dreams playboy." She grunts and crosses her arms over her chest.

"You're right I do dream about that, you and your sexy body, but not to mention my even hotter body pressed against yours."

Lucy gasps, "YOU MOLESTER! GET AWAY!" She starts to throw the couch pillows at his face and he just laughs at her.

"Oi, come on Luce. Just kiss me and you can play your game again."

A frown forms on her lips, and she begins to radiate a dark aura. "Give the controller Dragneel. I'm not going to ask for it again."

The hothead taps his finger on his chin, "Hmm…Nah. I like my idea better."

Twirling the controller between his fingers, he begins to debate on when he should run. Then almost immediately, he rushes to the front door, gripping the knob and swinging it open. He starts running down the stairs, being as careful as he can be so he doesn't trip.

He wouldn't want to kiss Lucy with a busted lip, or head, after all.

She's trailing behind him throwing curses and insults at him.

What does he care about whether or not his face is stuffed in a coffee machine?

I mean, free coffee is free coffee.

He keeps running, looking behind him to see how far away she is. Damn, she's fast.

Then a girl with short silver hair passes by, her blue eyes locking into his intense black ones. Right when she notices him, a smile appears on her already beautiful face, and then she begins to run.

Towards him.

This makes Lucy's heart clench and travel towards her throat, making her mouth dry.

Who is she?

Natsu is still frozen in place, hurt visible in his eyes.

How did the day go from insane to plain crazy?

The girl jumps in his arms, squeezing Natsu like he's a lifeline. Lucy involuntarily makes her hand ball up into a fist.

"L-l-lisanna." Natsu starts stuttering, not hugging the girl back.

"Natsu~! I missed you so much!" She grips him tighter, Lucy almost turns to run away, but what fun would that be?

Instead, the blonde just stands there, watching. It's like a movie and Lucy is the person watching, they don't even notice her anymore.

"I-I missed you too?" The boy is still at a loss for words…but he begins to hug her.

And when Lisanna says, "I love you." Lucy just starts running.

Running to get away from them.

Running to get away from everything.

Did she really start to have feelings for this idiot, who is so dense sometimes?

The controller was in her hand somehow, she was gripping it so tightly, she started cracking it.

How come this was so painful?

I am just so talented right? X3

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I hope not, i can't be sued for indirectly killing people.

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