The sequel to StBFB: Easter Surprise! Hope ya enjoy! Bamon 5evar, ya'll! Hahaha

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Who would've thought coming up with a prank for them would be so hard? I mean I've got all day, but I'd like to do something clever, but romantic at the same time. This is supposed to push them together. Yeah, they may get a little upset with me, but the end justifies the means dammit! I've talked to Care Bear(I find the name cute, she doesn't mind that I call her that) and she can't seem to think of anything either. Of course she's not the brightest crayon in the box(shh don't tell her I said that). Whatever, I'm sure I'll think of som-

That's when he hears it-a sigh. His head snaps up at the faint sound; if he wasn't a vampire he wouldn't have heard it.

"Hmph." He shakes his head and continues to write.

-something. Anyway, I had a pretty good feeding session this morning. I found this cuddly little white rabbit. I tell you, journal, it looked just like my costume from yesterday. Crazy! You remember yesterday, journal. I told you all about it. I just don't know what else I can do to get my OTP sexing each other up! OMFG JOURNAL I'M SO FRUSTRATED! WHY CAN'T THEY JUST GET NAKED ALREADY?!... I'm sorry journal, I didn't mean to word-scream at you; I'm just so stre-

This time it's a moan. Not just any moan; a sweaty, hot sex moan. The sound is so familiar to Stef-like he's heard the voice before. He shakes his head again, disappointed that his big brother has brought home yet another slutty bimbo to have fun with. 'Makes me want to cry... No, Stefan, no crying! Remember Caroline said I need to get a hold on the tears.' He takes a deep breath, blinks the tears away and gets back to writing and ignoring the sex sounds coming from down the hall.

-stressed. I'm just hoping one day they see the light and realize how canon they are. I can picture it now. Getting the smooches on, making hot, passionate, OTP love. Then one day they go and get a couple of milshakes. Then when the milkshakes come there's a ring on Bonnie's straw, and Damon gets on his knees. Then! Oh lord then he makes the best proposal of his undead life and she says yes and they let all of us know! And I'll plan the wedding with Caroline-I can see it now. Then they get married and end up having little vampire/witch babies who are the most badass kids in all the land! And OMG journal, I could be the fucking MAID OF HONOR-I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS. I can't even, journal buddy. I just can't.

He let's out an irritated grunt at the sound of the moan again. 'Geez, calm it the fuck down, brother! What would Bonnie think?!' He slams his hand on the desk, but not hard enough to drown out the sound of his brothers named being breathlessly moaned.

"Uhn, right there, Damon." The girl whimpers. 'Hold the fuck up! Is that?..."

"OH YES, DAMON! YES YES YES!"

'THAT'S BONNIE FUCKING BENNETT! ASKASHKAGDK!' Stefan's eyes bug out of his head, he begins to sweat and have an OTP Attack. He continues to listen in on the glorious sounds of love coming from his brothers room. He can hardly believe what he's hearing at the moment. How? Why? When did this happen?! He's been trying to get those two bitches together for months now. So how the hell did this just randomly happen? 'Cool it, Stefan. Cool it! This is a great thing! Don't be angry at how it happened; just be thankful that it did happen. Omfg... IT'S HAPPENED. MY OTP HAVE FINALLY REALIZED THEY'RE MEANT TO BE AND ARE SEXING IT UP RIGHT NOW. Holy shit holy shit holy shit. Just wait til Care hear's about this perfect new development.'

He continues to listen in on his brother and friend in the throws of passion with a grin on his face. Looks like Saint-Bamon-Shipping Stefan won't need a prank after all. In fact, this is more like Christmas x100 for him. He moves closer, being as quiet as he can. Getting right up to the door, leaning in he can't stop the slight squeal that leaves his lips. Apparently they don't seem to hear because they continue with their romp.

"Uhn Bonnie-yes. You're so beautiful, little bird." Damon is panting and Stefan can hardly contain his own excitement at the sound, as weird as that is. 'He called her beautiful! He called her little bird! Lawd if I die now, I'll die damn happy. YASSSSSSSSSSSS.' The vampire is so caught up in his joyous thoughts that he doesn't realize the door is giving way. Before he knows it, he's lying on the hardwood floor of his brother's room. What happens next is not what he expects.

Bonnie throws a bucket of water on Stefan and Damon tosses a bucket of feathers on his baby brothers body. The two can't stop themselves from hysterically laughing and yelling to him:

"APRIL FOOLS!"

They keep laughing out loud and pointing while Stefan just stands dumbfounded. He's speechless, confused, and a little...happy?

They see his face and tune down the laughing a little bit. Damon's the first to speak, at the same time cackling away. "We knew how much you enjoyed being a Mr. Easter Bunny yesterday."

Bonnie chimes in next, tears in her eyes from the sight in front of her. "So we thought you'd enjoy being a chicken even more! Now we know your diet, Stefan, so don't get confused and try to eat yourself!"

They begin hysterically laughing again and clucking like a chicken. Stefan still stands there, shocked that he actually fell for something so simple. He should be pissed-livid even! He got excited only to find out the OTP loving was fake, his new Tommy Hilfiger shirt is ruined, and he's got feathers in his hair that took an hour to fix this morning. But none of it seems to matter because even though they both lied, are mocking him, and pointing their fingers-they're doing it...TOGETHER.

'Oh my god, I'm getting closer. Dammit, I'm almost there. I just can't find it in me to be angry because MY OTP ARE LAUGHING TOGETHER. TOGETHER. FUCKING TOGETHER. I want to cry right now. I need to cry right now, because of the happiness. I can't even. Uhhh just wait til I tell journal!'

Stefan smiles and joins in on the laughter, but his a little more like an insane type of laughter. He claps, nods his head, and just keeps staring at his perfect OTP. Still in his amusement he turns around, does a heel kick and speeds off to his room to clean himself up, call Caroline to squeal his fanboy heart out, and reflect on the days perfect turn of events.

'April Fools' day turned out to be OTP's day instead.' Stefan happily sighs and begins thinking of wedding colors that will best fit his Bonnie and his Damon...

His Bamon!

So thank you guys for reading! Most of this was, again, off the top of my head. I'm not great with humor, but I really wanted to try! This has also been posted on Tumblr for those who follow me! Happy April Fools' Day, everyone! (=

-T