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Falling
"You, Sakura, are going through what every girl will one day go through...Menstruation. It happens once every month for 7 days." Itachi flipped to the next page. "Now so that those belonging to the female won't be inconvenienced things such as pads, tampons, and chocolate were invented." Another page flip. "You will go through moods that I guess will pertain to:
A) anger and violence
B) sadness and wanting hugs
C) strange bursts of energy."
Itachi then flipped to a drawing of Sakura. "And knowing you it will most likely be:
D) All of the above" Itachi let you out a sing.
"Any questions?" He asked.
Sakura shook her head.
"Good, that is all." Itachi concluded.
Sakura stood and walked out of the room.
"Learn anything kid?" Kisame asked as Sakura walked by.
"Nope." Sakura said bluntly.
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Sakura's Period: Hour 12 Min. 7
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Sakura had just finished organizing the pantry and fridge, the dishes were put away, and the floor was spotless...when all the others burst in sweaty and dirty from training. They ransacked the kitchen and left in a whirl of man stench.
Sakura took inventory of the damage, "NYAAAAAAAAHH!"
"What's her problem?" Deidara asked.
"That time of month." Kisame said.
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Sakura's Period: Hour 17 Min. 13
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Itachi entered the living room fully expecting to get some reading in but instead saw Zetsu upside down in a flower pot, Kakuzu with money shoved into his mouth, Sasori screaming from where he was strung to the ceiling, Hidan laughing at the whole thing, and Sakura tying a stick of dynamite to Deidara's head. Head shake. Sigh.
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Sakura's Period: Day 1 Hour 2 Min. 6
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Zetsu had just finished his diary entry (Konan said he had to, to help with his split personality) when his stomach gave a loud growl. Zetsu placed his diary in it hiding spot (underneath the mattress) and headed out of his bedroom
*Crunch*
Zetsu looked to see what he stepped on to find a trail of M&M's, he then looked down the hall and saw that they rounded the corner and that they rounded the corner. Zetsu looked the other way to find Sakura on her hands and knees picking them up and eating them.
He watched as she rounded the corner and scratched his head and headed towards the kitchen.
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Sakura's Period: Day 1 Hour 2 Min. 8
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Deidara was heading to his bedroom when he stopped took two steps back and smiled eagerly awaiting for the events to unfold. Sakura continued to eat the trail of M&M's oblivious to Hidan who was right around the corner holding a net. Just as she reached for a green M&M Hidan threw the net around her and hefted her over his shoulder. She let out a feral hiss and struggled inside of the net.
Deidara laughed at her thrashing and continued down towards his room.
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Sakura's Period: Day 3 Hour 4 Min. 19
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Deidara, Tobi, Sasori, and Kisame were all eating when they suddenly heard. *Crash! Thump! Tumble! Bump! SLAM!*, followed by an angry "OOOOWWWW!"
They all burst out laughing except for Tobi who was concerned for the persons well being (don't be fooled he wanted to laugh at said persons face). They all got up and headed towards where they heard the racket. There they found Sakura who was sprawled out on the ground at the bottom of the stairs and Hidan howling with laughter at the top.
"Hidan! Did you push her!" Tobi demanded.
"HAHA! No but it was hilarious! One minute she's running away from taking a bath the next her face met the stairs!" Hidan then lost it all over again and doubled over in laughter.
"I hurt." Sakura stated.
Kisame snorted, but nonetheless helped her up. She groaned and rubbed her tailbone. She sighed, headed up the stairs, and held out her arms. Hidan scooped her up and headed towards the bathroom.
After they were out of earshot all the guys burst out laughing.
Even Tobi.
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Sakura's Period: Day 4 Hour 17 Min. 24
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Sakura was balancing on a stack of books that was on a chair reaching for a box of cereal that was placed on the top shelf. It was her favorite cereal so of course it was on the highest point in the kitchen so that the guys can smirk as she tried to reach for it. She let out a growl and went onto her tiptoes and stretched as for as she could. Deidara was about to start laughing at her when suddenly she started falling back, she reached to grab something but she was too far gone. A gasp escaped her mouth and she felt her feet leaving the precariously high stack of books. She braced herself for the hard impact.
Sakura peeked one eye at the groan that came from beneath her. She soon realized she was on the ground. More specifically Deidara.
She scrambled off him and shouted, "Dei! You is ok?"
"Oh yeah. I was just crushed by your bony butt." Deidara said sarcastically.
"Good! I thought I was hurt you!" Sakura said.
Another groan.
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Sakura's Period: Day 5 Hour 3 Min. 38
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"Hey, Itachi have you seen Sakura, she needs her bath." Hidan said approaching Itachi.
Itachi promptly turned around and revealed a small girl that was leeched onto his back. Hidan grabbed her and ripped her off of him taking two patches of his shirt with.
"Thanks Itachi."
"Yeah."
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Sakura's Period: Day 6 Hour 13 Min 47
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Everyone had gathered by the door to once again watch Sakura's training session. They were focusing on aim today. Itachi taught her the proper technique to throw a kunia and she set to work. After about three tries she had it down pat. And they moved onto moving targets. Itachi threw a piece of wood into the air, Sakura took aim and threw her kunia. It embedded itself firmly into the wood.
"Good. We'll work on more complex training tomorrow." Itachi dismissed.
Sakura nodded and followed after Itachi only to fall flat on her face.
"How could trip? There's nothing here. It's completely flat." Itachi stated smiling fondly at her. Sakura giggled as well and began to rise to her feet.
Pain ripped through her being and she fell to her hands and knees. A feral cry burst from her throat more animal than human. She fisted her hands and threw back her head with a roar.
"Sakura?" Itachi set his hand on her back. She looked to him for help and he was shocked by the slits of her pupils and her sharpened teeth. She reached out to him and her eyes widened at the sight of her razor sharp nails. Itachi too shocked by what was going on winced at them.
"What's going on?" Deidara shouted as he and the others ran towards them.
"I'm not sure." Itachi said. The concern that was etched into his features worried the others.
Sakura had dropped her hand and dug her nails into the ground. "No! NO! I don't want to! NOT ME!" she screamed. Her hands fisted once again, her nails digging into the palms of her hands. She shook her head wildly as memories slammed into her like waves against a cliff during a storm.
Running from Orochimaru and the white haired man...Kabuto. Fighting against him. Releasing the other prisoners. Clutching the bars of her cell. Her cage. The day when her friend wasn't returned to his cell across from her and instead a large animal who'd whimper in it's sleep and look at her, lonely. Day after day of relentless testing. The day when Kabuto announced proudly to his master, "she's stable". Being thrown into the back of a cart, her basket of herbs and remedies scattering on the wooden boards. A flash of blonde that contrasted against the black and the comfort they tried to give that day. A man scooping her into his arms and twirling her proudly and holding her against him after her first training session, "you're destined for great things". A woman with hair that matched hers, "I love you so much, Sakura Haruno. So very much."
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Well I should hopefully have another chapter coming soon. I have an intense idea which is...intense. I feel like I've grown in my my writing, don't you? Thanks for reading and please review! I'd be ecstatic to get a hundred reviews from DIFFERENT people. Might even make my update faster.