"Sasukeeeee!"
The shout of the black haired Uchiha's name was heard all through the city, as a certain pink haired woman fumed at the mess laid all around their shared apartment.
"Damnit." he hissed through his teeth.
"Eeeeehhh? Sasuke-teme, you forgot to clean your room?" Naruto said through some slurped up ramen noodles. "Into the doghouse you go!"
Kiba laughed beside him. "Hey, the doghouse isn't that bad. Hina-chan never sends me there... But what would you know, Naruto, you're still single."
"SHADDUP DOGBOY!"
Suddenly, Hinata walked by and Kiba snatched her into a kiss. "Ne, Hina, doggy style tonight?"
Hinata blushed as he did this in front of three other shinobi without caring. She replied steadily, "Missionary, and I've gotta go, hon."
She pecked his cheek and he shrugged. "Eh. Whatever. I still get my hot summer night, wet, sloppy, fuck-TASTIC sex."
"Neji!" Naruto greeted, "How's Bushy brow and Tenten?"
At the mention of his female companion, he blushed. "Fine, naruto."
Speaking of which, that same woman, in a halter top, out of all things, came and grabbed him, whisking him towards her apartment.
"Five bucks they're fucking." Kiba whispered.
Naruto smirked. "You're on."
...
"So Neji," Tenten started, "I was studying how to make wine because, come one, who doesn't wanna make wine?"
Neji 'hn'-ed and she continued.
As she turned the key to her apartment, and once the door was opened, the strong scent of grapes being fermented attacked his nostrils as she pulled open the window to remove it.
"So I decided to make some, and here's the first batch!" she smiled.
He smirked. "So you'll drink this all by yourself."
She stared at him in shock. "No. But you know, all those grapes, I squeezed and squeezed,"
His member twitched at the statement.
"It's pretty hard to get all the juice out,"
His member flowed some blood in.
"And I had to put so much pressure on the grapes, it was so damn hard!"
And he kept lifting.
"So so hard. But pleasurable."
Higher now.
"Fuck. Just, ya know, fuck. It's tiring."
Almost to the peak.
"And keep that penis of yours under control."
And back down again.
He blanched. What was he gonna do? There she was, standing there, sultry smirk on her features, pulling on the halter, raising it up to reveal her abundant, soft, amazing brea-
Wait. What?
She pulled him into her apartment and closed the door. She took off her top and her pants. She was going double commando.
Neji panicked when he got hard...er.
For some reason beyond himself, he made two Kage Bunshins. And they all started to strip. Tenten clapped her hands together. "Alrighty then. The stuff worked. Thanks Tsunade-sama!"
Neji, stepping out of his pants, let out a "What?"
"Simple. In order to make seduction easier on missions, Tsunade-sama made this drug. Sniff it, you're horny. She made me test it to see if it works. But," she smirked as Neji came closer, "she didn't say that I couldn't get laid while doing it."
Neji 1 and Neji 2 Kage Bunshin were both behind her. The real Neji captured her lips in his own. Neji 1 was licking up and down her thighs. Neji 2 was sucking on her neck. Tenten moaned, barely doing the hand signs to make two Kage Bunshins of herself to go down on Neji.
The second that Tenten 1 licked Neji's dick, Neji 1 licked the real Tenten's clit. The real tenten and Neji moaned very loudly into one another's mouths. Tenten 2 was teasing Neji 2 very roughly. While Neji 2 was on the real Tenten's breast, Tenten 2 was on his dick, sucking hard.
Almost everyone was moaning.
Real Neji picked up real Tenten and carried her into a bed. The rest followed close behind.
Real Tenten lay with her legs wide open on the bed. Tenten 1 was pressed against a wall by Neji 1. Tenten 2 was on the floor.
All of the Nejis thrusted in. And everyone was screaming in euphoria. When real Neji and Tenten had gotten to orgasm, so did the other two, and they poofed, making Neji and Tenten's orgasms that much more pleasurable.
They panted. Tenten exhaled, saying, "You realise we just had sex on the floor, wall, and in my bed, all at once, r-right?"
Neji closed his eyes and thrusted himself into her once more, extremely rough, just to feel. He hit her G-spot, and made her cum, which made him way Hornier than ever. He slid in and out, all the while rubbing her breasts.
And soon, they were once again at their limit, spent for the day.
...
"Yo, naruto." Kiba whispered as Neji helped Tenten walk.
"Hm?" He answered.
"They were probably fucking."
"We'll what makes you say that?"
"Tenten can't walk. Their neighbours are complaining."
"How do you know that?"
"I live next to Tenten."
"... So did you fuck hinata?"
"No. She was somewhere that I didn't know."
"She was on my dick."
"What?"
"She fucked me, bro. It was almost rape."
"Almost?"
"Yep."
"Gimme my five bucks."
"Here."
"Now run."
"What?"
"RUN UZUMAKI!"