Hello there everyone!... well, actually I don't think I have the right to say everyone as it looks like the fic still doesn't have enough popularity yet to get that much views and questions… but I can wait.
Anyway, it's time for the first set of questions!
Like two days passed since I left the room. In those two days, Rin was unleashing his flames constantly due to anger cursing at me; BRS like Rin had her flame on waiting for me to enter the room and kill me; Shura constantly went drunk and as always teased Yukio a lot, but Yomi became object of her teasings too; Kagari talked a lot to Izumo about how their voices sound too much alike, which Izumo always ignored; Bon made lots of comments on how stupid is all of this; Dead Master, Mato, Yuu and Konekomaru went to a corner acting like emos for the situation, with Shiemi trying to cheer them up constantly and failing; Amaimon was clueless about the whole situation; Kuro was constantly chased by Strength who thought it was cute and so tried to hug Kuro, something Kuro didn't wanted to for obvious reasons and fled each time; Saya was still standing in shock in the same spot where she was after I left the room; Chariot discovered about Shima's fear of bugs, so to get fun she summoned her Mary Tank to chase him most of the time, with him running as a chicken crying "DAMN YOU BUGS!" which made Chariot laugh like a maniac; Samus was still there firing missiles at the door trying to destroy so she could get out and go back to the Nintendo universe; Black Gold Saw and Mephisto (AKA: The sadists) got a table and tea out of nowhere, where they sitted to get a better look at the scenario and enjoy the suffering of others while drinking tea like sirs; finally Yukio and Yomi (AKA: The only sane ones) couldn't help but facepalm at the whole thing.
"Father, please get me out of this nightmare" Yukio said with a sigh "Takanashi-san, how many time has it been?".
"Like two days already and that guy still hasn't come".
"Mmh, I see. Still don't understand why he made all of this".
"Well, fanfiction about asking characters to do certain things have become very popular recently".
"Okay, now I get it, I understand the fact why lots of people make crossovers of our two series meeting too, I get that; but what I still don't get is why this guy had to put a female bounty hunter from a video game here".
"Don't forget about that pink fairy".
"Oh yeah, that".
Suddenly I bursted from the door "'Sup everybody" I said; Samus suddenly pushed me so she could get past the door.
"THANKS ARCEUS, DIN, NAYRU, FARORE, PALUTENA AND EVERYONE ELSE! I'M FREE!" Samus cried happily as she ran to her gunship and setted it to get off from here, getting back to the Nintendo universe.
"She was still here? Oh well, have a nice trip" I said and turned to see everyone, nobody happy at me.
"You…" BRS and Rin said to me, with killing expressions "are so screwed…" Rin sheathed the Kurikara and BRS summoned the Rock Cannon and the Black Blade and both began slowly walking towards me.
"Silly Rin and Rock, you can't kill me, I'm the author I control all of you"
"You should listen to him, Nii-san"
"Yukio?".
"Who knows, maybe if we do what he wants he would let us free"
"Okumura-kun is right, we don't want to have more problems that the ones we already have"
The words coming from Yomi calmed up BRS, she was Dead Master's human counterpart after all and so what makes her happy makes Dead Master happy.
""Uhm, can I ask what were you doing these whole two days?" asked Yomi to me.
"Must probably was preparing for all of this" Yukio remarked.
"Don't remind of those two days, they were a nightmare" I said.
"What? You were ill? Someone died?" Yomi seemed concerned.
"Worse; Sweet Sweet Galaxy is a pain in the ass to complete, I kept dying until I finally got the freaking star".
"… So you didn't come here just because you were playing a video game?" Yukio asked with an angry look on his face.
"Yeah, so?" everyone facepalmed.
"Eins, Zwei, Drei" Mephisto said, and suddenly a whole theater like scenario appeared and everyone was sitting on what seemed to be very expensive cushions. The whole thing came with an audience of people cheering and appealing along with lots of claps.
"Welcome readers, today we're here along my new slaves to respond your questions and so they can make your tasks".
"Exactly how many people asked us?" Black Gold Saw asked.
"… One" Black Gold Saw couldn't help but laugh "Hey, it's better than nothing! Anyway, the questions come from the user LenxKahokoForever, thanks girl! You're the first reviewer and person who follows and favorites this. First Question: Let the people vote if BRS's flame(s) is better then Rin's flames".
"Huh?" both blue flamed warriors said with curious looks on their faces.
"Well, it's obvious than mine's are better, I can control them at my will, be flammable or not and also they have the power of Gehenna" Rin remarked with a proud smile.
"So? My flames can turn me into Insane and Beast to make me even more powerful; do you have any alternate forms? I don't think so" BRS said with a cold look but with pride at the same time.
"You know, I can lose control of my flames too, so that would be the same as your Insane state and I can control them to make myself even more powerful than I already am so that would be the same as you being Beast" Rin angrily said.
"Guys, calm down, let the others decide" I said.
And so a votation took place. Mato, Strength, Yuu, Shima, Black Gold Saw and Saya voted for Black Rock Shooter's flames, while Yukio, Yomi, Dead Master, Konekomaru, Shima, Bon, Izumo, Kuro, Chariot, Kagari, Shiemi, Mephisto and Amaimon voted for Rin's flames.
"WHAT?! You guys too?" Mato cried.
"Sorry Mato, but Rock's flames can't do any damage while Rin-kun's does" Dead Master replied to Mato.
"The only way to know it's in actual fight, let's go BRS!" Mato and BRS then fused in a magical girl-esque sequence making BRS more powerful.
"That's how I like it" Rin sheathed the Kurikara; then both blue flamed started a super epic and badass fight that I'm too lazy to describe and destroyed most of the scenario.
"SHALL NOT YOU STOP THEM LIKE NOW?!" Strength shouted.
"Not yet, this is fun" Strength got one her arms near to me like punch, I sighed "fine, I'll stop them now" I reached my pocket and threw a Pokéball "Gyarados, use Surf!" eventually, my Gyarados made a giant water wave appear out of nowhere and it hitted BRS and Rin drowning them.
As soon as that happened, two 1-Up Mushrooms appeared from nowhere and touched BRS's and Rin's corpses, reviving them and Mato.
"Much better" Strength said.
"Yes, and while we repair the scenario, let's give some space for our sponsors to make an announcement".
"We have sponsors?" Shiemi asked.
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"I was already sad, then when I wanted advice and she said no one cares for me, no Kagari, no Mato and that Yuu made it even worse… why me?" Yomi said desperate.
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"Do it or else…" Black Gold Saw appeared and hitted the camera with the King Saw and everything went black.
Everything went back as from the start of the question, except for Rin and Mato (who defused from BRS's body) frowning at each other.
"Well, it's time for the next one. Second Question: Let Shima TRY to get one of the Other Selves".
"… WWHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTT?!" the other selves and their human counterparts screamed in unison.
"Girls, it's just for this task only"
Shima made a big grin and began to mentally talk to himself *Oh! This is great! Who should I get? I can't go near Cha–chan 'cuz she hates me a lot and would kill me again; so that leaves Rock-chan, Su-chan, Gold-chan and De-chan. Mmmhh… I know!*
Shima then got near to Strength "Hello Su-chan, you're really cute"
"Uhm, thanks?" Strength replied. Yuu was in shock, why he had to choose her counterpart?
"You know, there's a place I know where we can go and have a little fun" Shima said, the problem in fact was the words he chose; "little fun"; in a misunderstanding of the events Shima tried to made, Strength went furious and with her Ogre Arms, she punched Shima in the jaw, making his face explode. Yuu was happy.
A 1-Up Mushroom popped up from nowhere and Shima was revived, now knowing to neither get near to Chariot or Strength.
"Ha! You deserved it!" Chariot said laughing. Kagari sighed at her counterpart.
"Well, that one went quick" I said "Rin, come with me for a moment, it's about the next question" Rin then followed me backstage.
"So what's the question, ask or whatever it is?"
"Third Question: Make Rin steal the other selves weapons".
"WHAT?! Why should I do that? I don't want to die… again"
I sighed "I thought you were going to say something like that, so I was already prepared for this kind of situation" I reached my pocket and threw a Pokéball from which an Espeon appeared and began to hypnotize Rin "Now listen Rin, when I snap my finger you'll get back to the stage… and you'll undress to only wear underwear, we need to attract fangirls to the audience somehow (I'll think on a way to attract fanboys too, later) and you'll go and steal the other selves weapons, got it?" as soon as I snapped my fingers, Rin ran to the stage and there he took out his school uniform leaving him in underwear, much to make every female in the audience to nosebleed while causing laughs and facepalms from the males and making Yukio feel shame; he then grabbed the Rock Cannon, the Black Blade, the Death Scythe, the King Saw, the Ogre Arms, Chariot's Shield and Sword and then he hopped into the Mary Tank turning it on and then making it walk while being chased by the Other Selves in an almost insane state and their human counterparts also angry (specially Mato). At some point of the chase, the humans and their Other Selves fused with each other again in magical girl-esque sequences, making their powers and skill increase, giving them enough speed to get to Rin. When they got to him, they recovered their weapons and began killing Rin. Dead Master, Black Gold Saw and Chariot slicing him in many pieces, Strength using the Ogre Arms to smash and squish his body a lot, and Black Rock Shooter making the final blow by disintegrating Rin with the Rainbow Cannon.
And so, The Holy Grail appeared in front of me, and I as the Master of the BRS, DM, CRT, STR and BGS Servants, means I'm the Winner of the Holy Grail War, I had to make a wish.
"When did we became Servants?!" the Other Selves shouted.
"OMG! What should I wish?!... Mmmhhhhh *Brain working* I know! I'd always wanted a Wii U Deluxe Edi-…"
"Revive Nii-san" Yukio told me, sounding like an order.
""Huh? Why would I-…?" Yukio suddenly pointed at me with one of his handguns.
"Revive Nii-san…"
"… Fine, just get Rin revived" Rin's ashes suddenly got back to form his body and revived and The Holy Grail disappeared; I sighed "There goes my chance to get a Wii U. Anyway, I guess that's all for today, see you next time guys".
Then I left the room… and everything went back as how it was before I entered, but with Samus left and with a Mato and Rin fighting over whose flame is better added to the mix.
"Okumura-kun… how many time do you think will pass before we lose our sanity?" Yomi asked Yukio.
"I can't tell anymore" Yukio replied.
"… I freaking hate my life" both said in unison.
I freaking love Super Mario Galaxy, but I really hate Sweet Sweet Galaxy, I lost the count of how many times I died there.
Anyway, this was long, but I hope you all enjoyed it, if you want to ask more stuff please sent me a PM.
DISCLAIMER:
Black Rock Shooter is © huke.
Ao no Exorcist is © Kazue Kato.
Fate/stay night is © TYPE-MOON.
Super Mario Bros., The Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Kid Icarus and Pokémon are © Nintendo.