Long time no see guys, sorry for the long wait but school has made me spend lots of time.
By the way, as last time I have good news and bad news.
The bad news: I still don't have a Wii U.
The good news: The new game developed by MONOLITH SOFT, Super Mario 3D World, The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker HD, The Legend of Zelda: A Link Beetwen Worlds, Pokémon X and Y, Super Smash Bros. For Wii U/Nintendo 3DS, New Super Luigi U, Mario & Luigi: Dream Team, Mario Kart 8, Pikmin 3, Yoshi's New Island, Bayonetta 2, The Wonderful 101 and Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze look all great. I'm glad Nintendo made a good conference in E3, can't wait to play them and I have to admit that Sony did great too, I wish them good luck in this new generation. Microsoft, on the other hand… *sighs*.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Black Rock Shooter or Ao no Exorcist, they're huke and Kazue Kato's respetively; if I did, we would have a fighting game starring the characters from both series.
Anyway, let's get to the questions!
"Alright, when he enters, you ask him his name and write it on this notebook" Saya handed Konekomaru a black notebook with white letters on the cover. Konekomaru wasn't an expert in english, but he recognized the word "Death" being one of the two written.
"Wait, why me?" Konekomaru asked.
"Because from everyone here, you're by far the most pathetic person, it's logical he'll be pity on you" Konekomaru shocked at hearing Saya's words.
"JUST MAKE HIM LET GO OF US ALREADY!" shouted Shima trapped inside a deep hole filled with many kinds of bugs, courtesy of Chariot.
"Haw Haw!" Chariot pointed at Shima and repeatdly taunted.
"Seriously, you need to stop this" Kagari told Chariot.
"Why should I? Just look at his face, isn't it fun?" Chariot pointed at Shima's face who was experiencing the biggest trauma in his entire life.
"I can't believe I was like you" Kagari told her Other Self.
"You ARE me, I AM you; which means you're like this" Chariot remarked to her Real Self.
"Discussing would not help us right now" Black Rock Shooter said in a serious tone.
"But what shall we do? Somehow those doors seem to be undestructible" Strength told Black Rock Shooter while remembering all the times they tried to destroy it.
However, the talk was interrupted by me opening and quickly closing the door and holding a bag "Hey there".
"Let's talk about this later" Izumo mumbled to the group.
"How had you been people?" I asked, a big grin on my face.
"What's up with the bag?" Bon asked.
"Oh, this?" I threw the bag and opened it, revealing a red haired girl and her other self panting.
"Kohacchi-sempai!" the four main teens form Black Rock Shooter shouted at seeing Kohata and seeing Kohata and her Other Self.
"What's going on?" Kohata asked confused, her Other Self just trembled.
"Welcome to the Ask BRS and AnE characters cast!"
"You decided to include them?!" everyone shouted.
"Yeah, problem?" I asked.
"It's just that… she feels much like a filler character" Black Gold Saw said.
"Hey!" Kohata shouted.
"And her Other Self is not much relevant to the anime plot" Saya stated agreeing with her counterpart. Said Other Self shivered.
"Welcome people to another chapter of Ask BRS and AnE characters! Let's begin!" I opened an envelope then "from SuperShinigamiXD: Rin answered my question last time, but what about all the other guys, this time you can say their other selves."
"… Huh?" everyone went blank.
"DON'T REMIND US ABOUT THAT!" Rin and Mato shouted blushing.
"Can someone explain me what's going on?" Kohata was ignored.
"Honestly, I don't care for a relationship in that way" Bon said.
"I never thought about that" Konekomaru said.
"If I could, I would kiss all the girls here" Shima said, then he was instantly stabbed by Chariot and revived by a 1-Up Mushroom. Kagari couldn't help but double facepalm.
"Not interested" Amaimon said.
"Secret" Mephisto assured with a big grin.
"I'll don't tell" Yukio said blushing and looking away, suspiciously looking at Yomi for a second before that.
Then, Black Gold Saw and Mephisto's hands appeared again again from portals, pushing and making forced kisses on Yuu and Konekomaru; Yukio and Yomi; and Shima and Kagari. All of their faces turned in a so intense crimson it would make Crimson Chin's outfit jelous.
"First… Kiss…" Dead Master fainted.
"EEEEEHHH?!" Strength cried blushing.
"You…" Kagari and Shima turned around to see Chariot with a dark aura surrounding her and a psychotic smile, empty eyes included "Remember what I told about my first kiss?..." she hopped into her Mary Tank and her sword at him, macaron cannon ready "I'll make sure to kill slowly slowly and more painfully this time".
"… Run" Kagari told Shima as he started to flee, something useless as he was totally pulverized by the Mary Tank and Chariot slicing him in many pieces.
He was revived by a pink fairy again.
"Alright, now that we're over with that, let's go to next one!" I opened another envelope "from VOCALOID: I was wondering if you could lock Rin and BRS in a room and see what they do"
"What?!" the blue flamed warriors shouted "You think we'll let you do that?!" then I threwed a Pokéball and a Hypno got out, hypnotizing Rin and Black Rock Shooter making them lock themselves in a room. I grinned.
"All right, while they do that let's go for the next one" another envelope was open "from UJellyBro: I was wondering, can you force everyone to play 13 minutes in heaven?"
"What?!" everyone shouted.
"We don't have enough rooms for everyone, sorry" everyone sighed in relief "OK, let's see how those two are doing" I opened the door the door to reveal both strangling each other and falling to the ground while still having their hands in each other necks.
"My flames are better!"
"No, mine!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
Yomi, Yukio and Dead Master facepalmed. Everyone else wasn't surprised.
"OK… while we calm those two down, let's get to another sponsor" then I grabbed both "You two, we need to talk".
A white haired boy walked throug the streets, then he was suddenly interrupted by a spiky redhead boy.
"Hey Fate, can we be friends?" said Negi Springfield.
"No" Fate replied in a cold tone. Negi looked down dissapointed.
"Problems making friends?" a female child voice was heard.
BOOM!
A pink explosion crashed the wall in front of Negi and Fate, a little brunette girl in white clothes and a staff was revealed.
"Well, don't worry about them now, I have the solution!"
"W-who are you?!" Negi asked.
"I'm Takamachi Nanoha, and I can help you with your problems, just come with me to the Takamachi School of Befriending!" the camera shifted to Nanoha in a training like place with various blowing up, beating up and stabbing stuff "After years of researching, scientists discovered that the best way to befriend people is to beating the crap out of those who wants to be your friends! Here in Takamachi School of Befriending teach the best methods of befriending! But if you don't believe me, let's see the testimonies of some students!"
"I just came here to learn how to defend myself from youkais, but now I have lots of fiends thanks to it!" said Hakurei Reimu.
"It worked for me a lot in my series, go for it!" said Son Goku.
"Poyo!" said Kirby.
"Are you sure that this really works?" Negi asked Nanoha.
"You're already practicing actually, remember that vampire? You had been progressing since then! Just come here to make better your befriending skills!" Nanoha said cheerfully "If you want to contact us, call at 01101011011010010110110001101100 and we'll make sure to turn you into a befriending machine!"
"… Mind if I join?" Negi asked.
"THAT'S THE SPIRIT!"
"And that's why Stephanie Meyer and Justin Bieber deserves to die, oh, and Rebecca Black too; any other questions?" everyone was silent "Good, now that we have that issue solved, let's go for the next ask" next envelope opened "from Guest: Have BRS and Rin get to know each other, fall in love and have sex"
"… WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!" the blue flamed warriors and Mato cried.
(WARNING: the rest of this chapter is rated M until it says so, read it at your own risk; well not too much actually).
"I have no feeling of writing about emotions right now" the three sighed in relief "sex, on the other hand" I grinned, then the giant fan appeared again and ripped Black Rock Shooter, Mato and Rin's clothes again. Mato cried and tried to cover in shame, the other two looked at me with a dark aura, everyone had a nosebleed again, then my Hypno hypnotized them again and they were locked in the room.
"This is gonna take time…" everyone was silent "… Mario Kart Wii anyone?" then everyone followed me to play with my Wii. After hours of playing Mario Kart Wii and Super Smash Bros. Brawl, we got back to our positions.
"I have to admit that was fun" Shima said.
"For the first time I agree with you" Chariot said.
"Well people, let's get to see how those three were going" I opened the room.
Mato and Black Rock Shooter falled from the door, both were breathing heavily, blushing, with tears falling from their eyes and were totally covered in a sticky and white fluid that also dripped from their vaginas, mouths and anuses.
"I'll… kill you…" Black Rock Shooter said still panting.
"All my first times… taken..." Mato said sobbing.
"What have I done?" Rin said.
"… You're a sick dick, you know?" Izumo told me.
"Thanks" I replied to her. After all of them took a long bath and put their clothes back on, they returned to their positions. M rating ends here by the way. "We have three envelopes more" another one got opened "from Analyn Rockwand: 1- Are Mato and Yomi really lesbian from each other?"
"Not really" Mato said "we're just close friends, right Yomi?"
"Yeah" she agreed; the cries of many yuri fans could now be heard from all around the world.
"2-Same question, only with BRS and DM".
"I killed her in nearly all my incarnations, sure we're friends now but why people keeps thinking I'm attracted to her in that way?" Black Rock Shooter said.
"Yuri fanboys, maybe there are not so much as yaoi fangirls but they're still the same as annoying" Dead Master remarked.
"We know that feeling" Rin and Yukio said sobbing, remembering all the yaoi incest stuff fangirls always make starring them.
"3-Is it true that Stregth is the best blacksmith in the Other World and that she is the one who made all weapons?"
"I don't know what you're talking about, when we Other Selves are born we have our weapons with us already" Stregth said.
"4-Mato: If you were forced to fuse with BRS and live in the Other World for more that a year, what would be the first thing to do when it starts?".
"Be completely confused and try to get help to discover what's going on" Mato said.
"5-Rock: What's your favorite color? Get this color and drench everyone in it."
"Blue" Black Rock Shooter said; then Kirby appeared from the pipe were Wario came from last chapter and used the Paint Ability to drench everything and everyone in blue paint; before the angry crowd would got to him he quickly went inside the pipe again getting back to the Nintendo universe.
After that, I made my Gyarados use Surf to clean up everything, everyone drowned and was revived after I collected all the Dragon Balls and wished for it.
"Let's get to the next one" the second to last envelope opened "from Epic Gamer: 1-Any of you meet other people in ff? … Can't tell if he's refering to or Final Fantasy; if it is , I don't know anyone here actually".
"If it's Final Fantasy, Cloud Strife lend me his motorcycle for my game" Black Rock Shooter said.
"2-If you a gamer, what game you play and fav? This is obviously directed to me; I mostly play Nintendo stuff like Mario, Zelda, Pokémon, Kirby, Metroid, etc. But I also play other stuff like Sonic, Crash Bandicoot, Mega Man, Touhou, Yume Nikki, etc. Oh, and my favorite games as of now are Super Mario Galaxy for the Nintendo Wii and Kid Icarus Uprising for the Nintendo 3DS… and before someone calls me Nintendo fanboy, I had also played Sony and Microsoft stuff and find console wars pointless.
3-To Rin, did you meet Natsu (Fairy Tail)?"
"Of course, he always assists to the Shounen protagonists yearly festival; he's a nice guy but I still don't get how is that eating fire stuff he does" Rin said.
"4-BRS, what you think of your first game on PSP and would you want the next game on PSVita?
"It's a very good game, and I'm happy it got released also in America. It would actually be a good idea, PSVita is a console that seriously needs support if it wants to sale" Black Rock Shooter said.
"Final envelope" the last envelope was open "from gabby the murderer: Rin, who do you think is better, BRS or Mato?"
"WHY EVERYONE KEEPS ASKING ME STUFF ABOUT HER?!" Rin said and sighed "Well, they're the same person so telling the truth I can't really tell".
"Well people, that's all for today people, thanks for asking!"
I left the room and everyone stared at Konekomaru, wondering why he suddenly realized "CRAP I FORGOT TO ASK HIM HIS NAME!" he started to mourn and and sob like a pathetic loser. Yuu and Shiemi trying to confort him.
"Now, now, we'll be free from here son, right?" Shiemi said.
"… Shiemi-san, please don't give everyone false hopes" Yuu told Shiemi.
"Can someone explain what's going on?!" Kohata said.
"Why I didn't got a mention in this chapter?" Shura asked "Hey, now I have one :D"
I dare you to decifer the whole 0s and 1s thing.
I don't hate Konekomaru, but I find him as the most pathetic of all AnE characters here.
Now a question I should give myself is how long I'll be able to keep the T rating.
Anyway, hope you enjoyed, smell ya later next chapter!.