DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN PERCY JACKSON, OR ANY OF THE CHARCTERS APRT FROM AZURE. THIS IS ALL MY IMAGINATION-WOULD I REALLY BE RICK RIORDAN ON HERE?
Yeah, so there I was. Sat, as you do, in my kitchen and being, well, normal. Hearing a knock at the door, I got up to answer it-taking my dagger obviously.
Standing at the door was a young woman, with blonde dyed hair, green eyes and weird, almost green skin that was quite translucent. At least, that was how it looked to humans.
"Oh, hello there! I'm your new neighbour!"
"Neighbour? There aren't any houses for sale on this street!" Or the next for that matter, I thought. Are you sure you are in the right place?"
"Yes, the house next door has a for sale sign on it. Can't you see it? You can, can't you?"
For a fraction of a second, I could-a green misspelt sign. Then it disappeared.
FRO SAEL-OLDE HUSE
"Oh, I see it! I really must go to the opticians; I've been telling myself that for a long time. Do come in won't you? I'm Kezia by the way." Let her think that she had the wrong person
"Really-ok then! HI, I'm Kampe."
Kampe stepped in and sniffed the air. One. Obviously I knew that she was a monster by now, I could see naturally through the Mist. Unlike some heroes, I knew a monster when I saw one. Two.
"I like the perfume you have in here," Kampebegan. Three. "Is it a sort of fruit?" Four.
"Yes," I replied"My favourite type."
"And what sort is it?" asked Kampe.
"My favourite type-monster killer." Five. And right on time, Kampe keeled over. Holding onto a shank of her snaky hair; I leant down and nicked her with the dagger. She dissolved into dust, leaving me with some of it in my hands. I flicked open my diamond ring and sprinkled some of it in. Even the smallest amount would make a monster unable to reform due to the qualities the diamond possessed, a trick I had discovered from Aphrodite-the only one who remembered me.
I really was getting really annoyed with this, just when I wanted to go! Well, at least packing was done-the clothes on my back and emergency suitcase were all I would take.
Logging onto my laptop, I noted down the current IP address. That would have to be changed. I pulled up the American Airlines website and began booking my flight to John F Kennedy airport. Yeah, I know what everyone says about not going by air, but I was blessed by all the gods remember? It would probably give Zeus a good wakeup call anyway.