Chapter 4: It's A Shell Hole In Here

"Where am I?"

Spongebob looked around curiously. It wasn't everyday that he had butt sex with an old squid in the future and then mysteriously appeared in, what looks like the Stone Age. It was quiet, a bit scary to Spongebob actually. He yelled out to see if there were any signs of life.

"Hello! Is anybody here?"

He shrugged and chose a direction to walk in. He muttered to himself, a bit shaken.

"Get the STD, CRABS, from Stone Age Mr. Krabs? What is that supposed to mean?"

Then, he heard someone shout from a distance.

"Aye! Did someone say me name?"

And through the shadows, none other than Mr. Krabs, walked by Spongebob.

"Hey Mr. Krabs! What are you doing here?"

"What do you mean me lad? I've always lived here."

Spongebob sighed to himself. "Of course. I'm with one of his ancestors. Anyway, Mr. Krabs. I need to frick you in the booty."

"You've got a sailors mouth, boy! But, may I ask why?"

"Okay, so this is going to sound crazy. I'm traveling in time and to get back to my normal time, I have to complete these certain...quests. One of them requires me to make love to you and obtain the STD CRABS...I'm sorry to waste your time...I know I sound like a crazy person."

Mr. Krabs stared at the sponge in awe and gave him a look of love.

"No. Don't be ridiculous! For, it would be an honor."

Spongebob looked up in excitement. "It would?"

Mr. Krabs gave a sexy smile. "Aye, me lad. Plus, there is a reason they call me" He winked. "the Krusty Krab. But, it's gonna have to cost you! I don't go for cheap."

Spongebob checked his pockets. "Of course. Just like my Mr. Krabs...uh...I only have a dollar."

The crab jumped in excitement and laughed. "That'll do! Now, prepare your booty. There's about to be treasure in that chest."

Spongebob clutched the closest thing near him, which happened to be a plant, and gritted his teeth as the crab's thick penis dove into his treasure chest. He could feel the crustacean thrusting into his behind. Spongebob had to scream out in pleasure.

"Ah! My captain!"

Spongebob was about to cum as he screamed.

"Clean up on the poopdeck."

"Aye me lad!"

"Arg me hardies, Mr. Krabs!"

Then, as Mr. Krabs cummed into Spongebob's booty he screamed at the top of his lungs,

"Land ho!"

They both collapsed on top of each other in the deep dark forest. Once Spongebob got to his feet he started to panic.

"I-I-I don't understand. The-the shell should be here. I did what it told me to do. What have I done wrong?" Spongebob asked. He then began to feel an itch on his genitals. He began to scratch then. As he scratched them the golden shell appeared and the voice said, "The second quest has been completed, you have gotten the STD, CRABS, from an ancestor of Mr. Krabs. The third quest: Impregnate the current Sandy Cheeks."

Before Spongebob could argue he was transported to the current time to impregnate Sandy Cheeks.

To Be Continued