hello. I think it's been a couple weeks (or less) since I've updated. well this idea came to me, less than an hour ago. It's in Cartman's pov and in a journal typish way. Enjoy!

Bonus Chapter!

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*C lick*

May 23, 2015

Dear Diary,

Hello this is Eric Cartman, again. So far, Kahl has not admitted his feelings for me. Well by the looks of it. I'm not sure. I think I like him too, but let's not get too carried away. Right?

I'm thinking of asking him out, but he might call ME a fag. I'm not the fag, he is! Ugh, but what if he rejects me, just like Red. I don't want to be hurt anymore. Maybe Kahl will see past the fact that both of us are guys. But being his boyfriend is my dream! I know it sounds faggy (it is), but it is my love for Kahl! Nobody else!

HERE IS A POEM FOR KAHL BROFLOVSKII

AHHH KAHL! Your sweet, curly hair, makes me blush as deep as a rose.

Your creamy, pale skin makes me dream of you.

Your green emerald eyes makes me want to propose

As soon as I can, but your sweet smile makes me think again!

Oh Kahl, why would you have a mind of a Devil, but the body of an Angel?

I curse your name in shout of pleasure, but yell it in fear!

My dear Kahl, we can all see your true self, but never your secrets.

My ginger- joo- jersey Kahl, why have you forsaken me?

My dear Kahl, don't forgive my love, as it was a gift.

Bye Kahl, for you are my life.

Sincerely, Eric Cartman

p.S. Anyone who reads this and shares it with the public, I'll fucking slit your neck!

June 12, 2015

Dear Diary,

Kahl slept over! I have no idea why! I was just making coffee, and the joo just knocked on the door! I didn't know what to do?! I think he's asleep or taking a shower. And, I think he's going to wear my shirt. I think I'll take a picture of him in it, when he's knocked out. Or something like that.

It's like he wanted to come over. I think it was raining or something, but for some reason, he chose my place!

Sincerely, Eric Cartman

June 13, 2015

Dear Diary,

Kahl just came in my room around midnight! That sneaky bastard! Good thing I wasn't writing in my Diary!

Well the most important thing is…

HE SAID HE LOVES ME!

But he denied it. I'm still pretty sure that he does ,in fact, love me. Kahl, you cant fool me!

Sincerely, Eric Cartman

P.S. I did take that picture of Kahl in my shirt! He looked so cute! :3

I hope you enjoyed it! ahh, now you know what's in Cartman's mind!

shalom!

-KymanFanFic

p.s. if this gets 5 more reviews, I'll post the chapter tonight!