Me: So here's to chapter two of Bleach Truth or Dare! Is everyone excited?
All: *Load groans and curses*
Me: First is a dare for Ichigo-
Ichigo: Oh god...
Me: -from NotascrasyasI
I dare Ichigo to sit on somebody's lap for five chapters.
Me: You heard the girl Ichi! Now go sit on Renji's lap!
Ichigo: Why Renji?!
Me: Why not~? You guys are gay sex pals right~
*Renji and Ichigo blush*
Both: NOO!
Me: Stop lying~ Now go on Renji's lap before I get angry~
*Ichigo shivers and sits on Renji's lap*
Renji: You're heavy!
Ichigo: Shut up... you were too when we-! *Blushes maroon*
Me: Such a cute gay couple~
Both: SHUT UP!
Me: *ignores them* Next is a truth from anonymous!
Are you ever jealous when you notice that someone might actually like Ichigo?
Rukia: No, he's too annoying.
Yuzu: Don't worry Nii-san! I'm sure someone will fall in love with you!
Ichigo: YUZU?! What are you doing here?Go home!
Me: Let's just usher her out...
*a few moments later*
So here's another by anonymous!
Grimmjow, which living person do you most despise?
Grimmjow: AIZEN!
Aizen: *Puts on a fake smile he makes when he's annoyed and brings Grimmy down to his knees with his spiritual power*
Grimmjow: *huffs* Aizen-sama... That bastard just won't die! And his stamina's way too developed! *blushes*
Aizen: I'm sorry you feel that way pet, I'll have to see you in my bedroom after this.
Grimmjow: *Whimpers*
That's all the time I have for today! See ya~
Preview: Ichigo, What is the quality you most like in a man?