Me: Come one, come all! It's time for chapter three of the infamous Bleach Truth or Dare!
Everyone: Infamous?
Me: So this one is the preview I sent out, never before heard by Ichigo's ears~
Ichigo: Kill me now...
Me: Let's go anonymous!
Ichigo, What is the quality you most like in a man?
Ichigo: I like in a... MAN?!
Me: Yup~ Answer the question my very gay friend~!
Ichigo: I'm not gay for crying out loud!
Aizen & Gin: *laughter* That's not what we saw-
Renji: You two just shut up!
Me: Yeah, don't go messing with Renji's boyfriend~
Renji: You too, jerk!
Byakuya: *disapproving look*
Renji: I-It's... Captain...
Me: Let's not hurt Renji's feelings any more than we already have...
Here's a good one! From the very kind Anonymous
Aizen! Dare!
Say to Ichigo that you love him! :D
Aizen: *Clears his throat* That wouldn't be very cool of-
Me: Do what our precious audience wants or I'll prove your immortality wrong.
Aizen: *sighs*
(Aizen grabs Ichigo by the chest and pulls him into his arms.)
I would never admit it directly before this, but... Ichigo, whenever I see you, my heart skips a beat. And that beautiful ass of yours is always pulling at me, it makes me want to whisper dirty things in your ear. I love you... Ichigo Kurosaki.
Me: *Nosebleed* That was so beautiful...
(Fangirls screaming in the background.)
Grimmjow: SHUT UP!
(Aizen lets go and steps away.)
Aizen: How did you like that? *winks*
Grimmjow: DAMMIT AIZEN! You cocky bastard...
Aizen: That's Aizen-sama to you, my little kitten~
Me: Okay! Now here's another *cough*Interesting*cough* question by ZeroIsMoreThan100!
"Ne, Rukia, would you rather fuck Ichi or Renji~?"
Rukia: *Face goes red* W-Well... Baka! Why would I have sex with either of them! They're both annoying turds! Besides, they can fuck each other for all I care!
Ichigo & Renji: WE'RE NOT GAY!
Me: *giggles* you keep telling yourselves that~
Kon: Nee-san Rukia~ If you won't fuck them then how about m-
(Rukia stomps on the poor perverted mod soul.)
Me: Here's a question from anonymous~
Will ichigo ever get with any girls?
Me: 'Course not! He's gay after all!
Ichigo: *blushes* I will get a girlfriend in the future! I just haven't found the right girl yet...
Orihime: *runs away crying*
Ichigo: Orihime?!
Me: Back on topic! Does anybody think that Ichigo will ever top a girl?
All the guys: *Shakes their heads*
Ichigo: Oi!
That's it for this chapter~ I'm sorry everybody! I just don't have enough truths and dares to keep writing! So send some in p-l-e-a-s-e!
Just to let you know! All the pairings in this story are my own thinking! These are not in the formal manga!
I do not own Bleach, no matter how much I pray for it.