Demigodbook Chapter 5: Guard Duty, Poking, and Sandwiches, a percy jackson and the olympians fanfic

Disclaimer: I don't own most of these quotes; I either found them on the Internet or I didn't. I know that what is shown here is not how poking works, but I had this written before I knew this fact. This will be my second to last update for this story!

LINE BREAK

Piper McLean Grace: I love how in horror movies the person yells out "Hello?" as if the bad guy is going to yell back "Yeah I'm in the kitchen! Do you want a sandwich?"

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Leo Valdez: Yeah, they are just trying to get themselves killed.

Nico DiAngelo: lol yeah right, Leo

Chiron: How many times do I have to tell you, Nico? No Facebook while on watch.

Percy Jackson: We need to put that on a shirt.

Nico DiAngelo: Yes, yes we do.

Chiron: NICO. NO. FACEBOOK. ON. GUARD. DUTY. It's not that hard.

Nico DiAngelo: Aww yeah 1 million high score on Temple Run.

Chiron: NICO. NO. ELECTRONICS. WHILE. ON. GUARD. 1 more time and I'm going to get you.

Nico DiAngelo: COME AT ME BRO!

Chiron: That's it!

(I am Mr. Line don't bother me)

Leo Valdez poked Annabeth Chase Jackson

Percy Jackson poked Reyna Williams Valdez

Travis Stoll poked Thalia Grace

Connor Stoll poked Katie Gardner Stoll

Leo Valdez poked Annabeth Chase Jackson (5x)

Percy Jackson poked Reyna Williams Valdez (5x)

Travis Stoll poked Thalia Grace (5x)

Connor Stoll poked Katie Gardener Stoll (5x)

Thalia Grace: Stoll, I swear to all the gods if you don't stop I will cause you horrible pain.

Comments

Annabeth Chase Jackson: VALDEZ! I need to study and I can't concentrate with all of the dinging and crap. If I get less than an A, I will come after you.

Reyna Williams Valdez: Jackson, do you want fewer appendages. If you do, I suggest you keep doing that then.

Katie Gardner Stoll: Connor, Knock it off or I will be coming to get you!

Leo Valdez poked Annabeth Chase Jackson

Percy Jackson poked Reyna Williams Valdez

Travis Stoll poked Thalia Grace

Connor Stoll poked Katie Gardner Stoll

Reyna Williams Valdez: JACKSON! You better start running if you want to have kids later on.

Comments

Katie Gardner Stoll: CONNOR, you better face this like a man.

Annabeth Chase Jackson: Valdez, you are a dead man.

Thalia Grace: STOLL! You are about to become a chicken strip.

BREAKAGE OF THE LINE!

Zeus: I am waiting for my sandwich.

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Hera: I'll tell you where to find your sandwich… in the kitchen where I won't be making you food anymore.

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Zeus: But you are my wife, so it is your job to cater to my every whim.

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Hera: If you want a sandwich so bad, go ask one of your many affairs because obviously I can't cater to EVERY whim of yours. You see a half way descent mortal and you can't keep it in your pants.

Jason Grace: Hey!

Thalia Grace: Hey!

Nadia Pond Stoll: Hey!

Hera: Oh shut up!

Piper McLean Grace: Why don't you finish this in real life?

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LLLLIIIINNNEEEE BBBBRRRREEEEAAAAKKKK!

So as I was saying above, this is the second to last update on this story. It doesn't follow the guidelines and I can't figure out a way to make it follow and still make sense. I am sorry and I really wanted to keep this going.

Love, Emmalou