Disclaimer: Here it is the thing that I dread the most… the bonus chapter of Demigodbook. It is going to be EXTREMELY LONG AND RANDOM with a few prompts that I don't own. I do not own One Direction, Little Mix, SuperWhoLock, any fanfiction sites, the BBC, Robert Pattinson, the Walking Dead, or any of the movies listed. You should know what I own and what I don't. Plus the record was fake; the real one is over 1 million.
Percy Jackson: Ever wonder if you were related to somebody famous?
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Hermes: Louis Tomlinson is my son.
Travis Stoll: Don't tell Miranda she'll flip.
Miranda Osbourne: WHAT!? THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
Connor Stoll: Thank you, Dad and Travis, now we will never hear the end of this.
Athena: Liam Payne is my son.
Malcolm Black: If anyone tells Alexys, I will murder you.
Alexys Reid: OH MY GODS! I am going to fangirl for the rest of my LIFE!
Annabeth Chase Jackson: Hats off to you Malcolm. So, how you going to shut her up.
Poseidon: Harry Styles is my son.
Percy Jackson: I'm related to WHO now!? Can somebody just shoot me…in the face?
Apollo: NIALL JAMES HORAN IS MY SON!
Artemis: Could you scream any louder, I don't think Gaea heard you *rolls eyes* sarcasm*
Apollo: Yes, yes I can.
Aphrodite: Zayn Malik is my son! 3
All of the Aphrodite Cabin: EEHHHHH! *girlish screaming and faint thuds*
Jason Grace: Now you have done it.
Leo Valdez: If that didn't wake Gaea, nothing will.
Gaea: Ahhh… world domination *snores*falls back asleep*
Nico DiAngelo: We came that close to the Giant War…AGAIN!?
Thalia Grace, Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase Jackson and the rest of the world like this
Zeus: Robert Pattinson is my son.
Thalia Grace: KILL…
Jason Grace: ME…
Nadia Pond Stoll: NOW!
Percy Jackson: Haha Stinks to be you!
Thalia Grace: Shut up, Mr. Harry-Styles-Brother.
Percy Jackson: At least I'm not related to a gay vampire.
Annabeth Chase Jackson: He was also Ceddric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
Nadia Pond Stoll: Bethie, I love you and all but I really think that nobody cares.
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Annabeth Chase Jackson: Just watch, somebody will.
Thalia Grace: This is me searching for a care to give. Well, there are none.
Annabeth Chase Jackson: Thalia Renee Grace, you don't have to be a jerk about it! I have feelings.
Leo Valdez: What's her problem? o.0
Nico DiAngelo: RENEE!? Your middle name is Renee? *laughing uncontrollably*
Percy Jackson: Nico, you do realize that your middle name is Nicole, right?
Travis Stoll: NICOLE!? That's a girl name.
Connor Stoll: You will NEVER hear the end of this now.
Nico DiAngelo: Thank you, Percy, for ruining my reputation.
Percy Jackson: You're welcome.
Malcolm Black: Annabeth's problem is that she was 1 point away from a perfect score. She will probably kill Leo now.
Leo Valdez: Running away now.
Jason Grace: Hey look at what I found: Zayn Malik has gone missing. He was last seen with about 30 teenage girls and boys. We don't know what they want with him.
Piper McLean Grace: Aww crap. Should I go wrangle them in or leave them?
Chiron: Just leave them.
Percy Jackson: Leo just texted me where he was. Do you want me to go stop her?
Reyna Williams Valdez: No, it's revenge for the poking.
Katie Gardner Stoll: What I don't get is how we go from famous sibling to the poking? It doesn't make sense.
Frank Zhang: It is amazing what happens on Facebook when you fall asleep for 10 minutes. You get long random comments.
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Travis Stoll: So, Hazel, you and Frank "fell asleep" at the same time. *wink face*suggestive eyebrows*
Frank Zhang: Go away Stoll or else.
Travis Stoll: Or else what?
Hazel Levesque: Well, by the looks of it he turned into a bear and is running in the general direction of your cabin. That's all I can see from Hades cabin.
Connor Stoll: HOLY HEPHAESTUS! THERE IS A HUGE BEAR ATTACKING OUR CABIN!
Hazel Levesque: I tried to warn you.
Frank Zhang: I am not responsible for the wreckage, Travis is.
All of Hermes Cabin: TRAVIS!
Travis Stoll: Running now.
Piper McLean Grace: Has anyone found Zayn, my cabin, Annabeth, or Leo yet? They've been gone for 30 minutes now.
Travis Stoll: I passed your cabin and some strange man when I was running away. They should be at camp.
Percy Jackson: Annabeth just showed up at my cabin, so you should probably start the search for Leo.
Reyna Williams Valdez: I'll start looking at Camp Jupiter.
Jason Grace: No need, I found him at the bottom of the hill in a pile. He's only bleeding a little, that I can see. I'm taking him to the infirmary.
Will Solace: What the Hades did you do to him, Annabeth? He sitting here mumbling about not letting the shiny polar bear near him. Whenever someone approaches him, he starts screaming bloody murder.
Annabeth Chase Jackson: I may have beaten him up a little then given him to the Amazons. *mischievous face* sorry not sorry.
Nico DiAngelo: HOLY CRAP! Annabeth that was devious and also torture. I should recommend that to my father.
Hylla Williams: Thank you, Annabeth for giving us that boy. It was fun to use him as a punching bag.
Leo Valdez: Why are the unicorns harassing me? I told them where the kitty was! They are scary!
Connor Stoll: Okayyyyy? o.0
Leo Valdez: The pretty butterfly is attacking me! Get it off! Get it off!
Will Solace: We finally got the tranquilizer in him.
Annabeth Chase Jackson: I gave him one warning and he didn't listen. It's his fault.
Percy Jackson: Welp, I should probably go lock Annabeth in a closet for a little while so that she doesn't end up killing someone.
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Zayn Malik: Can somebody pleas help me? I don't know where I am or who these people are.
Piper McLean Grace: I'll be right over. Just lock yourself in an empty room.
Zayn Malik: Okay?
Piper McLean Grace: Just do it. It will keep you safe.
Chris Rodriguez: Has anyone seen my Travis…or my cabin?
Frank Zhang: Travis basically destroyed your cabin and they chased him over the hill.
Chris Rodriguez: What did he do?
Hazel Levesque: He made Frank mad, so he turned into a bear and destroyed the cabin.
Clarisse LaRue: Yep, that sounds like usual Stoll #1, make someone mad, they retaliate, and run away.
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Reyna Williams Valdez: Well, I better take Leo home and lock him in the house.
Nico DiAngelo: Hey, I found the Hermes cabin and Travis is with them. But he is limping.
Katie Gardner Stoll: I better lock him in the house too. Isn't it a little sad that we have to lock our spouse in a room to keep them under control?
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Reyna Williams Valdez: Yeah it is.
Percy Jackson: But it is the truth, so we must deal with it.
Thalia Grace: We have the weirdest conversations on here. I go and swordfight for an hour and there a 100+ comments on 1 post and they don't really make sense.
Chiron: The camp looks deserted, there are only 6 people out and that's just to go back into the cabins. Where's the rest of camp?
Nadia Pond Stoll: Sitting in their cabins on Facebook with the curtains shut and the lights off.
Connor Stoll: * curtains open* It burns! IT BURNS! SHUT IT OFF! *writhes on the ground*
Nadia Pond Stoll: Knock it off Connor, you're not a vampire.
Percy Jackson: Speaking of vampires. How is it being related to one of the people you detest, Thalia?
Thalia Grace: I would be talking Mr. Boyband.
Katie Gardner Stoll: Isn't everyone listed around our age? So technically, Poseidon broke the oath twice and Zeus broke it 4 times.
Hades: POSEIDOOONNNNN! ZEUUUSSSSS! I can't believe you. Wait I can.
Athena: And they're at it again. I think I'll take Artemis and Ares to help lock them in separate rooms.
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Artemis: Wow, it really is bad that we have to do that.
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Piper McLean Grace: We have to be legitly A.D.D. right now, just hopping from subject to subject.
Jason Grace: There has got to be a record for the longest comments after a post.
Annabeth Chase Jackson: There is. Do you want the world or national?
Leo Valdez: Why do you get your phone when you're in the closet? All I get is a piece of string.
Reyna Williams Valdez: Well, you seemed very content with it before.
Annabeth Chase Jackson: Only because I smuggled it in here.
Athena: The world record is 150 and the national is surprise surprise 150.
Frank Zhang: WE should make a new record!
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Leo Valdez: Random Game! I'll start cat.
Percy Jackson: 74
Nico DiAngelo: I had a worm named Dr. Wormy.
Travis Stoll: Okkkkkkkaaaaaayyyyyy? 0.o
Annabeth Chase Jackson: If we're being random, here is a list of things you should stay away from if you want to be sane: Dr. Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, any fanfictions sites, BBC, and the Walking Dead.
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Nadia Pond Stoll: Superwholock just smashes the feels until they look like pile of hurt on the floor. Fanfictions just toy with your emotions until you burst out crying a single thought. BBC just hates us along with Moffat. The Walking Dead makes us look like crazy people, yelling at the T.V. and pacing the floor waiting for another season.
Athena: You don't even know how accurate that is.
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Thalia Grace: As much as I would love to hear about you all's nonexistent social lives, we have a record to win and we need to fill the page.
Nadia Pond Stoll: This is probably why you don't have very many friends, Thai. You aren't exactly one with emotions or feelings.
Thalia Grace: You wanna go, Nads? I'll prove to you that I can understand people! PERCY GET OVER HERE!
Percy Jackson: Crap, she picked me.
Thalia Grace: What's the wager on this Nadia?
Nadia Pond Stoll: Loser has to go have a conversation with our wonderful half-brother.
Thalia Grace: You mean Vampire Boy, don't you? -_-
Nadia Pond Stoll: The very same. :D
Percy Jackson: When do I come into play here?
Thalia Grace: Why don't you tell me about…
Percy Jackson: About what?
Thalia Grace: About… Do I really have to?
Nadia Pond Stoll: Not unless you want to talk to You-Know-Who.
Annabeth Chase Jackson: Why's Thalia talking to Voldemort?
Nadia Pond Stoll: Wrong person, Annabeth.
Percy Jackson: What do you want to ask me?
Thalia Grace: I can't believe I'm doing this but tell me about … Annabeth.
Percy Jackson: I love Annabeth. I love her princess curls, how smart she is, and how she can figure out how to take a monster down as fast as possible. We didn't like each other at first and I thought she liked Luke but then she didn't and we were best friends. Then we were boyfriend and girlfriend and we fell into--
Thalia Grace: ALRIGHT, ENOUGH! I CAN'T HANDLE THE LOVE. I LOST, THERE. I'LL TALK TO VAMPIRE BOY!
Nadia Pond Stoll: I'll get that set up.
Connor Stoll: BORING! Random game again!
Hazel Levesque: Why is it always the random game? Why not the unrandom game? Or the Name Game?
Travis Stoll: We're doing the name game.
Connor Stoll: But I don't wanna -
Travis Stoll: We're doing the name game. It's decided.
Connor Stoll: Who made you supreme ruler?
Travis Stoll: Mom did when she had me!
Piper McLean Grace: Boys, boys, you're both beautiful. But if you haven't realized we beat the record so you don't need to keep commenting.
Katie Gardener Stoll: Yay, it's over!
Reyna Williams Valdez: We just spent all day on Facebook. -_-
So this is it, the end. I'm gonna miss writing what ever stupid thing I thought of. :''''( But at least now it's fall, where every fandom in the world gets a thing. House of Hades, 50th and a Christmas special for Doctor Who, Season 4 of The Walking Dead, Midnight Memories for One Direction, Catching Fire for the Hunger Games, Alliegant for the readers of Divergent, and other things that are escaping my mind right now. But not Sherlock, you don't get that yet, sorry I really am. Yeah I am emotionally attached to everything listed here, so yeah Fall is more like the season of FEELS. But seriously, I really will miss this and I hope that this is the best one yet. Please review! :{D
Love, Mama'sBrokenHeart99