Chapter 2: Don't F*** with Mountain Folks
A couple of hours later which it was early evening….cut to the three-story brown brick stone building that was the police station inside the large break room where Sgt. Yates and half of his squad were sitting there which they are having pizza and talking about Denver Football along with hot chicks even though some of them are married that is when BarBrady came walking in with he was hatless actually his cap was tucked under his left arm and holding his stainless steel travel mug with his right hand which he craves the taste of hot coffee right now after being on the road for a while and sounded a little sick . As he was pouring the recently made hot coffee into his travel cup that is when he heard something that they were talking about that had gained his full attention at that moment.
"Well you guys that I'll admit this to you guys even though I think that the mayor is a bitch, well that she does have a very "niiiccceeee" Body along with the other hot chicks in this town." Yates said as he looks at his men which Harris sits next to him on the left while the officers nodded in agreement.
"Yeah….. She does have a "niiiccceeee' body for a bitchy cougar with such authority." Harris replied as he continues to read a porn magazine.
"I'm super jealous of whoever is banging her because he is a very lucky bastard that he is so awesome in my book." Officer Green said which he is daywalker officer who is wearing a handle bar mustache… unknown to them that lucky bastard is standing there with them right now that is when BarBrady turned around to look at them which their eyes widen with shocked when he saw him standing there.
"Oh shit the chief is here, better change the subject right now like football talk, you guys!" Yates mumbled under his breath but all sudden BarBrady sat down at the table.
"So sir do you know, who is dating the mayor, which because you know her very well over the years?" Officer Burton asked which BarBrady is trying his best to keep his secret from spilling out.
"How the hell I should know that the mayor is a very private person?" BarBrady replied which he looks white as a ghost right now, But all sudden they can hear a very familiar voice calling BarBrady out at that moment. That is when they looks over their shoulder and saw Mayor McDaniels standing there which she was wearing her long black heavy wool overcoat and plum purple shawl scarf that hung down from her shoulders and her aides stands by.
"Officer BarBrady, I'm needs to speak with you about something important alone in your office now!" McDaniels said that is when he got up from the chair and he walk out.
"Yes madam I'm coming right now." BarBrady replied as he had step out of the door and put his cap back on his head at that moment. That is when you can hear someone is making whipping sounds and laughing in the background as they walks away.
"Man, he is pussy whipped by her big time." Harris said while looking at Yates and the other officers for a quick second. While on the elevator McDaniels was talking to BarBrady which he knows something is bothering her right now which he can see it in her eyes.
"Martha, there is something is bothering you right now which I can tell?" BarBrady questioned her which she did give in at that moment.
"Well George? Why ….don't you take a guess at it then?!" McDaniels angrily grumbles out loud to protest her annoyance as she looks at him.
"Is it due from mass flex of Springfieldiers that is coming to town lately?" BarBrady asked as the elevator's door opens up on his office's floor but McDaniels had pushed a button to close the door which no one can see or hear them. "It is that town's over horny mayor is in our town right now; which I know this because he came to my office this morning and he tried to thrown himself at me again." McDaniels said as she pulled an electronic cigarette out of her pocket and struck it between her Rudy-red colored thin lips at that moment.
"Mayor, I had thought you had quitted smoking?" Johnson loudly noted himself as he looks at his glaring boss.
"Oh shut up Johnson, these are not real ones that these are the vapor ones, God damnit!" McDaniels hisses out loud as she rolls her eyes at him. "But anyway George, can I hide out in your office for a day because I don't want to be bothered today due from much paperwork need to get done?" You can see Freddy was holding a black leather brief case that were filled with important city paperwork inside it in his left hand.
"I don't care at all that you can sit in my office all time in the world, which I'm will be on road patrol for the rest of day any way." BarBrady replied while he was wearing a thin visible smile on his face that is when the doors open once again to reveal a couple female secretaries who are heading for home right now which she and her aides step out from the elevator at that moment
"Good evening, sir and madam mayor." The older female secretary whose gray hair was done up in a bun and dressed in a blue dress with flowers pattern said as they walks by them which BarBrady remained on the elevator that is when the elevator's door closes at that moment. Meanwhile cut to Skeeter Bar and Cocktails where all the dads were sitting up by the bar that is when Homer Simpson came walking though the double swinging doors and they just glare at him.
"Oh look it's another out of –Towner in our bar you guys." Stuart said in a very drunken tone voice while they all turn around in their seats to look.
"Can I help you, mister?" The blond hair bartender was standing behind the bar which he is wiping the glasses off.
"Yes… good man I'm like for an ice-cold Duff beer!" Homer said which he was standing before them.
"Well sir, there is bad news that we don't carry Duff beer around here up in the mountains?" The bartender replied which Homer looks very shocked when he found out there is no Duff Beer.
"What! You don't have Duff beer on tap that I bet you mountain folks don't know real beer tastes like at all." Homer scolds them publicly.
Hey! We don't take kindly to your city folks types around here!" Skeeter said as he was coming from behind the bar and the bartender at his side which he looks very pissed at that moment
"Now, Skeeter, he ain't hurtin' anybody." The bartender said as he looks at the daywalker redneck bar owner who wears an angry frown upon his face.
"You Springfield folks think you're a lot better than us after all we are mountain folks due to your Nuclear power plant , that you should your city dwelling asses and get out of here!" Skeeter ranted in protest loudly and points his finger at the door. That is when Homer got up and storms out of the building.
"God damnit Skeeter shut the hell up, which we have lost another potential paying customer, due to your drunken ranting again!" The Bartender said as he glares at Skeeter at that moment.
"Why the hell we are getting Springfielders in our town lately?" Jimbo said while he was sitting next to his half-brother and his old war buddy Ned.
"Do you guys still have your Bane masks around your homes?" Randy asked.
"Yeah!" The other men replied .
To be continued