The Simonette254:"Hello people of Fanfiction!"

EmilyAnayA19:"We are back with another chapter of Chipmunks and Company:Revenge 101!"

Chassidy/Correy:"Why are you shouting?"

TS254/EA19:"No clue! Enjoy the chapter!"

2) Ryan Edwards

*West Eastman High: Lunchtime*

Chipettes:*comes to the table obviously pissed*

Alvin:"What's wrong girls?"

Brittany:"It's that stupid Ryan, he been getting on our freaking nerves a lot more lately."

Chassidy:"In Chemistry he tampered with mine and Jean's experiment..."

Jeanette:"Which ended with an explosion."

Michael:"Well that explains the blackened fur."

Eleanor:*cursing under her breath in Italian*

Theodore:"What happened to you Ellie?"

Eleanor:"That asino muto, spiked my spaghetti in Culinary which ended with the teacher running to the nearest bathroom guaranteeing me a F for the day."

Ki/Correy/Lucas: *walk up to everyone*

Correy:"*twisted ankle* Hey guys."

Brittany:"Correy what happened to you guys?! "

Lucas:"We were in Fencing 101 and We were all battling each other. Ryan picked the 3 of us up by our tails and puts us on the counter."

Ki:"He asked us to watch how a pro fenced and Correy accidently slipped off the counter."

Correy:"I fell 10 feet!"

Jeanette:"Ouch poor you!"

Julia:*walks over fuming about something*

Lucas:"Hey what's wrong?"

Julia:"*monotone voice*Ryan."

Lucas:"What did he do?"

Julia:"*monotone voice*Stole."

Lucas:"*._.*What did he steal?"

Julia:"monotone voice*Homework."

Lucas:"*losing patience*What class?"

Julia:"*monotone voice*Math."

Lucas:"I give up Julia you are impossible!"

Julia:"*monotone voice*Exactly."

Lucas:"*rolls eyes*We need to do something about Ryan. Who's with me?"

Everyone (but Simon):"I am!"

Simon:"Come on guys violence is never the answer."

Michael:"*sarcastic*Yeah that worked out so well the first time you encountered Ryan."

Chassidy:"I would say humiliation would be good but it think I set the bar pretty high last time."

Eleanor:"You mean when you..."

Chassidy:"Exactly."

Brittany:"I still got the picture from that!"

Alvin:"So what are we gonna do?"

Theodore:"How about a combination of both violence and humiliation."

Eleanor:"Now that's my Teddy!"

Simon:"All approve?"

Everyone:"I!"

Simon:"Oppose?*dead silence*Alright then, let's get started!"

Alvin:"We just need a way for people to see what a jerk he really is."

Ryan:"*walks over with his friends and pushes their lunch trays off the table* Whoops I meant to do that."

Brittany/Eleanor/Chassidy/Jeanette/Julia/Correy:*growl and retract their claws*

Alvin/Simon/Michael/Theodore/Ki/Lucas: *hold them back and lead them away*

Simon:"Okay we need a plan. What does Ryan hate the most?"

Everyone else:"Us."

Simon:"Yeah yeah yeah besides us."

Everyone else:"Anyone who tries to boss him around."

Simon:"So basically us..."

Everyone else:"Yep."

Simon:"*sighs*Anything else he don't like?"

Michael:"He doesn't like being showed up."

Chassidy:"Yeah like when you shot the apple in the trashcan without looking Simon."

Alvin:"That was cool Si."

Brittany:"Ooh or when you caught the dodge ball and chucked it at his face Alvin."

Jeanette:"That was so freaking funny."

Eleanor:"Hey I have an idea!"

Correy:"Well don't be a stranger, what'cha got?"

Eleanor:"Well we are all in a class with Ryan right."

Alvin:"Yeah...why?"

Eleanor:"Then what if we talk to Dr. Rubin about having a talent day where there's a bunch if fun little tests and mini projects that show how talented you are in the class. Then we show him up in every class so we look better them him."

Everyone:*praises Eleanor*

Eleanor:"Haha thanks."

Chassidy:"Awww no violence?"

Eleanor:"That comes later."

*Later on*

Dr. Rubin:"A talent day huh. I like it no...love it! Great idea Eleanor."

Eleanor:"*giggles*Thanks Dr. Rubin!"

Dr. Rubin:"I'll make the announcement later on."

Alvin:"See ya Doc."

*they leave*

Girls:"Phase one is a go."

Everyone:*evil laughter*

Random girl in the hall:"*sees them* The heck?"*O_o*

Alvin:"*creepy face* RUN!"*scream whispers*

Girl:*squeals of fright and runs away*

Everyone:*burst into laughter*

Ki:"Okay so this is free period so we can start planning the violent part of the operation!"

Chassidy:"YESSSS! This is what I have live for my entire life!"

Everyone:"*O_o* Oooookay?"

Chassidy:"What? Do I have something in my teeth?"

Correy:"Okay I have an idea."

Ki:"Whatcha got?"

Correy:"We can make a list of the classes we are in with Ryan and find ways that we can show him up and hurt him."

Brittany:"For example Eleanor's cooking class, beating him in the challenge and burning his hand?"

Correy:"Perfect Britt! *high fives her* Any other examples?"

Alvin:"I can pummel his face in again in dodgeball."

Correy:"That's awesome!" *fist bump*

Alvin:"Oh Yeah!"

Ki:"You, me, and Lucas all have Fencing 101 with him right before the assembly. So we can beat him and slice him to ribbins with our katanas!"

Correy/Lucas:"KATANAS?!

Lucas:"We can't use them in a FENCING class!"

Ki:"Yeah but he practically threw my girlfriend off a 10 foot counter."

Correy:"I slipped."

Ki:"Yeah yeah same thing he still twisted your and the hurt-ier we get the better I say!"

Everyone:"Okay!"

Bell:RING! RING! RING! RING!

Everyone:"See you all Later!"

Alvin:"Me and Correy have music class with Ryan 1st period. So we will see how we can hurt/embarrass him."

Theodore:"Remember, NO MERCY!"

*The Next Day*

*1st Period:Music Class*

Alvin:"*whispers*So I was thinking that we could use these instruments to our advantage. I was thinking piano at first but then we'd end up hurting him too badly. So I was thinking a tuba will be just perfect."

Correy:"You mean the ones stupidly hanging on the ceiling right now?"

Alvin:"Yes. But we need a way for the thing to come down."

Correy:"How about the random rocks that happen to be laying around here for some reason?"

Alvin:"That's perfect Correy!"

Correy:"Okay since our Teacher used to be a kindergarten teacher, she has a wheel to see who gets to be the helper, a since you have a better aim them I do..."

Alvin:"Yeah?"

Correy:"I was thinking I could secretly switch the wheel to my name so I could choose where everyone sits. I will put you by the rocks and Ryan and his friends underneath the Tubas."

Alvin:"Those are really good ideas. I can see why Ki asked you out!"

Correy:"Ummm thanks? Anyway class is almost starting so I am gonna switch it. Cover for me!"*runs off toward the wheel*

Ms. Treble:"Okay class, our class leader for today is... Correy Hanson. You may pick the seating chart."

Correy:"Ryan over there underneath the Tubas, Alvin over there, Beatrice over there Clarie over there, Andrew next to Ryan and Troy next to Andrew."*points to everyone and their seats then goes and sits by Alvin*

Ms. Treble:"Okay guys, we are gonna start by doing our scales. Ryan you first."

Everyone's eyes:*turn and stare at Ryan*

Ryan:"*gulps*Do, Me, La, Re..."

Correy:"*whispers*Heard enough Alvin?"

Alvin:"Yep."

Correy:"Do your thing."

Alvin:*Aims at the tuba above Ryan*

Rock:*makes perfect contact causing the tuba to fall directly on Ryan*

Class:*Laughs*

Correy:"*Runs up to Ryan and takes his picture*That for the year book!"

Ryan:"MMPPPHHH!"

*2nd Period:Chemisty*

Jeanette:"Chassidy remember we are trying humiliate and hurt him. Please don't go overboard."

Chassidy:"*mixing chemicals*Relax Jean, I wouldn't intentionally kill somebody, even though I hate him with a passion. No this concoction can change the person's personality temporarily."

Jeanette:"Who's personality would he change to?"

Chassidy:"I was thinking Brittany's Fashionista or Eleanor's Cute and Cuddly personality. I couldn't decide, so I put both in."

Jeanette:"Excellent. But how are we going to get him to drink it?"

Chassidy:"Hand me that Pepsi over there."

Jeanette:"Whyyyy?"

Chassidy:"Cause that's what he's gonna drink it from!"

Jeanette:"I don't think he'd drink an open can of Pepsi."

Chassidy:"Oh it won't be opened."*pulls out a huge syringe*

Jeanette:"Uhh... do you always carry that?"

Chassidy:"*injects the can* Nope just when I need it."*evil chuckle*

Jeanette:" *'0_o'* Oookay, well I'm just gonna put this on Ryan's desk soo yeah."

Ryan:"*Picks up the Pepsi can and takes a sip, not caring who's it was. Starts twitching turns toward the head cheerleader*OMG, Lilly, that dress is like, so 2 years ago!"

Lilly:"*O_o* Since when have you cared wht I wear?"

Ryan:"Uh, I am the fashion king of the entire school, I have to know what people are wearing! Oh and BTW, those shoes DO NOT go with your jewelry at all."*gets smacked in the face by an angry Lilly*

Jeanette:"There's your violence Chass."

Chassidy:"Lame."

Nibbles The class hamster: *looks at Ryan and squeaks in fright*

Ryan:"*loud so everyone can hear* Aawwww Nibbles is so cute! Who's a pretty hamster you are! Yes you are!"

Class:Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahah...

Lilly:"*Gets out a video camera and films* Haha priceless!"

Chassidy:"*to herself*That wasn't violent enough for me.*whispers in Nibbles ear*Ryan why don't you pick Nibbles up?"

Ryan:"*picks him up*Oh he's so cute yes you are, ye-"*gets bit by Nibbles/runs around screaming high-pitch girl screams of doom*

Chassidy:"*cackling like a madman*Now that's what I'm talking about!"

Jeanette:"*pulls camera out*Welcome to YouTube Ryan."

*3rd Period:Lunch*

Alvin:"So the plan has been going on without a hitch?"

Chassidy:"Look up on YouTube, Ryan Edwards:The Hamster Loving Fashion King."

Everyone:*Watches the video starts laughing*

Ki:"*still laughing*Oh that was awesome."

Jeanette/Chassidy:"*bowing*Thank you, thank you. You're too kind."

Brittany:"Me and Alvin have PhysEd with him next. And with the bionic arms Mike and Si made*rolls jacket sleeve up to show everyone*Me an Alvin can't fail."

Jeanette:"Me and Chassidy don't have a class next period, so we'll be there watching."

Alvin:"Alright, 5th period Si, Mike, and Theo have Art. 6th period Julia and Eleanor have Culinary. Lastly 7th period Correy, Ki and Lucas have Fencing 101."

Michael:"Dr. Rubin said 8th period is when they choose the winners of talent day. I know that Ryan is gonna come on stage ranting about that's not fair and blah blah blah."

Lucas:"So we have a little surprise for Ryan when that happens."

Bell:*RING! RING! RING! RING!*

Alvin:"Plan back in action. You ready Britt?"

Brittany:"Always ready Alvin!"

*4th Period:PhysEd Class*

Alvin:"Everything in order girls."

Jeanette:"*examining the bionic arm*Yes they seem to be in perfect working order."

Chassidy:"*finishes checking Brittany's arm*You guys are all set."

Brittany:"Awesome!"

*whistle blows*

Ryan:"I will not... get beat by that rat again!"

Brittany/Alvin:*taking everyone out*

Ryan:"YOU GUYS ARE USELESS!" *throws a dodge ball at Brittany*

Brittany:"*dodges*Hey Ryan, Can't Touch This!"*starts doing the U Can't Touch This dance*

Ryan:*throws ball at Alvin and misses*

Alvin:"*singing*Well you can tell by the way use my walk, I'm a dodge ball munk. No time to talk. Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother you can't beat the master, can't beat the master. Ah ah ah ah better than you are, better than you are. Ah ah ah ah Staying Aliiiive!"

Ryan:*growls/reaches for a dodge ball but there's none left on his side*

Alvin:"*holding a dodge ball*Looking for these Ryan?"

Brittany:"How about we give them to him Alvin?"

Alvin:"Ready..."

Brittany:"Aim..."

Alvin/Brittany:"FIRE!"

Ryan:*gets pelted by dodge balls*

*whistle blows*

Chassidy/Jeanette:"*shuts off camera*And that's a wrap!"

Alvin/Brittany:*Bionic High-Paw*

*5th Period:Art class*

Michael:"Okay who has an idea on how we can hurt/humiliate him."

Theodore:"We can make a random picture and we can hide his and make it seem like he had the bad one?"

Simon:"How will that hurt?"

Theodore:"Riley will see that he has no artistic talent. Beat the tar out of him and he gets embarrassed by the bad picture."

Michael: Lets do it."

Random Narrator:"(And you thought I was gone) So Simon, Theodore, and Michael got to work on Ryan's new"masterpiece".After they were finished, they put the tarp over it."

Riley:"Ahh the beauty of art class the culture, the talent. Oh my gosh, guys I love your 'Chipmunks at War' painting."

Simon/Michael:"Naturally!"

Riley:"Great job on the texturing Theodore!"

Theodore:"*giggles*Thanks Riley!"

Ryan:"Yeah yeah they're good, but wait until you see a true artist's work."*pulls tarp*

Class:Hahahahahahahahaha!

Riley:"That is the worst drawing ever! The dog got 3 legs, the grass is purple, and the sun is pink!"

Ryan:"Riley I can explain! This isn't mine somebody switched it!"

Riley:"*while beating Ryan with an easel* There's...no...excuse...for...such...bad...artistr y!"

Ryan:"SOMEBODY HELP ME!"

Theodore:"*while recording*I'm loving every moment of this."

*6th Period:Culinary Arts Class*

Ms. Raye:"Okay class today we will be doing a baking challenge. Pick your partners and chose a homemade recipe."

Julia:"*runs toward Eleanor* *whispers*Hey I have an idea!"

Ms. Raye:"Okay is everyone partnered up? Okay does everyone have a recipe?"

Everyone:"*nods* Yes Ms. Raye."

Ms. Raye:"Okay now I'm going to match you up with different groups. The 4 will trade recipes. So in short group A will make group B's recipe and vise versa."

Eleanor:"Watch this!*she sneaks around room until she gets a discarded recipe cards* *Reads it*Perfect!"*sneaks and takes Ryan's card off of the table and replaces it with the discarded one.*

Julia:"Good Job! Now lets hope we get paired up with him! "

Ms. Raye:"Okay Angela and Violet with Robbie and Sam, Julia and Eleanor with Ryan and Clyde, Andrea and Elizabeth with Bethany and Elise."

Ryan/Clyde:*groan and walk over to Julia and Eleanor.*

Ryan:"Give us the recipe!"

Julia:"Here."

Eleanor:"What are you making?"

Clyde:"*Shoves the recipe in Eleanor's face.*See it?"

Eleanor:"*rubs the side of her face* Oouucchhhh! That hurt!"

Julia:"*Pimp-Slaps Clyde*Don't ever hurt my friends... Ever!*looks at the recipe*Hahaha Are you sure you wanna make this you two?"

Ryan:"Yes now let us bake.

*30 min later*

Ms. Raye:*Okay class your goodies should be done and you should be able to present!

Julia:*Helps put the "brownies" on the judges table.*

Culinary Judge:*Tastes Julia and Eleanor's Red Velvet frosted cupcakes*"Magnificent! This tastes amazing. Best cupcake ever!"

Julia:"*whispers to Eleanor*If only Correy were here!"

C.J:"*tastes one of Ryan and Clyde's homemade "brownies"*YUCK! This is revolting!"

Clyde:"What?! Those are supposed to be delicious!"

Ryan:"*turns and looks at Julia and Eleanor*What did you do to our recipe?!"

Eleanor:"Nothing."

Clyde:"*Picks them up by their tails*What did you so to our brownies?!"

Julia:*still upside down nods at Andrea and Andrea starts filming*

Julia/Eleanor:"Nothing! We did what the recipe said to do!"

Ryan:"*Picks up a brownie and bites into it*Blech!"

Random Grasshopper:*Jumps off of the brownie*

Clyde:"Okay we KNOW you did something to it!"

Julia:"Nope. The recipe calls for live crickets, grasshoppers, and dirt, it also calls for no sugar."

Ryan:"*grabs the recipe* NO! It's calls for Grasshopper, Crickets, Dirt... Huh. You think we would watch what we write down."

Class:"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahah!"

Ms. Raye:"Clyde Parks and Ryan Edwards, F!"

Ryan:"Come on that not even fair!*sits down not noticing he's sitting on an open flame*

Julia:"Uhh Ryan?"

Ryan:"WHAT!?"

Eleanor:"Your butt is on fire."

Ryan:"*0_0*AHHHHH! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!"*screams*

Julia/Eleanor:*laugh/high paw*

*7th Period:Fencing 101*

Correy:"So what's the current gameplan?"

Lucas:"Now I've equipped our lances with the same technology as a taser. Steadily increasing in voltage every time you push the button that's in the handle."

Ki:"Ryan is gonna be embarrassed that he's getting fenced on by 2 Chipmunks and a Chipette so humiliation is taken care of. But the hundreds of electric bolts should be enough for the kill."

Correy/Lucas:*0.0*

Ki:"*facepalm*I MEANT THAT FIGURATIVELY!"

Correy:"So when will the electricity be at it's highest?"

Lucas:"When he tries to go for all three of us, we put our lances together to cause a super current that will travel up his lance and electricute the hell out of him."

Ryan:"Time to teach these rats a lesson." *lunges at Ki*

Ki:"Ha! Missed me sucker!"*lunges at Ryan and connected*

Ryan:"OW! What the..."

Correy:"Yo Edwards over here!" *hits his leg*

Ryan:"OW! Son of a..."

Lucas:"Hey Ryan!"*hits his arm*

Ryan:"OW! I'm gonna..."

Correy/Ki/Lucas:"FALL!"*put their lances together and send a super current up his lance*

Ryan:*screams in pain/passes out and faceplants*

Correy/Ki/Lucas:"Yes!"*high paw*

*8th Period: Assembly*

Dr. Rubin:"Well students it's the end of the first West Eastman High Talent day. Now I've gathered the info from the teachers to determine the winners."

Ms. Treble:"For First Period, the winners are..."

Ryan:"My time to shine."

Ms. Treble:"Alvin Seville and Correy Hanson!"

Dr. Rubin:"For Second Period in Chemistry, Jeanette and Chassidy Miller!"

Ryan:*growls*

Dr. Rubin:"For Fourth Period in Physical Education, Alvin Seville and Brittany Miller!"

Ryan:"This is an outrage!"

Riley:"For Fifth Period Art, Simon, Michael, and Theodore Seville!"

Ryan:*yells*

Ms. Raye:"For Sixth Period Culinary Eleanor Miller and Julia!"

Ryan:"Aw come on!"

Dr. Rubin:"And finally in 7th Period Fencing 101, Ki and Lucas Miller and Correy Hanson!"

Ryan:"Alright that's it!"

Random Narrator:"As the Chipmunks and Company were getting their medals, Ryan trudged on stage and grabbed a mic."

Ryan:"This is an outrage! I should've won not these rats! They cheated I know they did."

Michael:"Uhh Ryan can you slide to the left?"

Ryan:"Why."

Chipmunks and Company:"JUST DO IT YOU IDIOT!"

Lucas:"And Dr. Rubin can you slide to the right please?"

Michael/Lucas:"NOW ALVIN!"

Alvin:*hits a button that causes tons of slime to fall on Ryan.*

Chipmunks and Company:"YOU JUST GOT SLIMED SUCKER!"

Whole School:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Ryan:"I HATE YOU ALL!"

Chipmunks and company:"Now THAT was fun!"

TS254:"Yeah it was. I'm gonna read it again!"

Chassidy:"If you want to know what humiliation to Ryan me, Ellie, and Britt was talking about earlier in the chapter was, I'm not gonna tell you."

Eleanor:"You're gonna have to read What Happens When? by TS254 to find out."

EA19:"Haha goodbye for now. And remember these are one shots so you can send in requests."

Alvin:"Yeah this pay back stuff is awesome!"

Correy:"Until next time..."

All:"BYEEEEEEEEEEE!"