Chapter 4: Bart the Troublemaker
Later that very day which it was afternoon, cut to Chef Jerome McElroy Memorial Park inside the park's basketball court where the boys are playing basketball against each other. That is when Stan quickly notices Bart was up by the public bathrooms which he was shaking careless being seen which he was too busy with shaking his recently brought can of spray paint that he had brought from the local hardware store. All suddenly all the four boys look over their shoulders and saw BarBrady walking toward them which the slightly overweight police chief was advancing toward them but for Bart not them that he saw him vandalizing the city property at that moment.
"Hey…kid, please step away from the public bathroom's wall and drop the spray paint from your hand now!" BarBrady said in a very irritating and loudly in a tone after clearing his throat as he was advancing toward him.
"Aye Carumba, I'm big trouble right now!" Bart said while his eyes widens with great fear had quickly filled in them as he saw the police chief.
"Get him… that little fag, Officer BarBrady!" Cartman screams out with great excitement to see BarBrady to grabs a hold of Bart's hood and take him back to his squad car.
"Man that Springfielder just got served by the South Park's dumbest, Oh I did mean finest!" Kenny mumbles loudly along with light chuckle.
"Oh look like that he had never met our law enforcement before?" Stan replied while he was holding his basketball in his hands.
"Well you guys that whole arrest thing had made my day for today?!" Cartman said with a big bitter smile that had formed on his heavily plump face while a small tear of joy had rolled down his left cheek.
"God… You are just a fucking evil asshole who likes to feed off from other people's misfortune for your own pleasure." Kyle quietly noted to himself as he menacing glances at Cartman at that moment.
"Oh did I hears the magically daywalker Jew elf talking, you guys!"Cartman said in a mocking tone voice.
"Oh fuck off… fat ass!" Kyle screeches out loud.
As Kyle looks pissed at him that is when he gives him the finger to Cartman at that very same second, then he walks away from the scene along with Stan and Kenny which they had left Cartman behind in the park which they heads for the Sizzler.
"Aye… you son of bitches how you dare for leaving me behind, when I'm finds you assholes that I'll be kicking you all in the Gawddamned nuts!" Cartman said while panting wildly to catch up with them which he was running though the park.
Meanwhile back at the South Park Police station, which Bart was sitting in front of Sgt. Yates' desk which they are waiting for his parents to arrive right now.
"Young man… This is not your town that you get away with shit in your town, but not here you can't at all because our mayor is clearly a bitch?!" Yates said as he was seated at his desk and took a quick slip from his coffee mug,
"Well officer, eats my shorts then!" Bart muttered softly under his breath as he looks at the daywalker police sergeant.
"Uh excuse me; what did you say to me, kid which I had thought dealing with those local little bastards like you in this town was bad enough." Yates said while he looked very confused which it had turned into anger at that moment.
That is when The Simpsons family came walking in which they were being led by Mitch Harris and Marge looks very angry right now which Bart cringed at the sight of his own mother.
"Bartholomew JoJo Simpson, What you had said about yourself, young man."Marge said angrily as she stands over him and that is when Homer came at him which he is about to do his normal routine.
"Why you little!" Homer hollers out loud as he putted him his hands around Bart's neck and begins to straggle him while Yates looks on in great horror at this whole spectacle that is unfolding before him at that moment.
"Grraahhh!" Bart said while he was gasping for air at that moment, that is when Yates had decided to step in to stop this.
"Sir, please stop choking your child right now, or I'll have no problem with putting your ass in jail for child abuse and endangerment." Yates detested loudly in an angry tone as he rose from his chair and pounds his left fist on the top of his desk.
"Homer, stop it now that you are making us all look bad in front of the local police right now." Marge said as she buried her face in her left hand to hides from possible embarrassment that her husband and son is causing right now. Which Lisa got bored with the whole thing that is taking place right now, which she had walk out of the large squad room in search for something to amazed her in this town which Mayor McDaniels who was on her cell but she had ended her call while she was in the hallway right now and that is when Lisa had accidently bumped into her which she was daydreaming for greatness one day right now.
"I'm so sorry madam for bumping into you like that, that I'm was being careless right now." Lisa said as she looks up at the petite mayor which her short and spiked green-bluish hair that gleamed like gloss under the hallway lights.
"Little girl… it is okay, I'm also not paying any attention either because I'm so busy with running this town right now." McDaniels replied which she was holding her phone in her left hand. "That I had never seen you before around my lovely town and how rude I'm, let's me introduce myself I'm the honorable Martha Janice McDaniels, the mayor of this little quaint peaceful mountain town."
"Well I'm Lisa Simpson, the top honor roll student at Springfield Elementary School and dreamed to go to Yale and I have to admire you for becoming a strong woman politician, your honor." Lisa said with a smile.
"Yale? Little girl, I went to Princeton for my college education and thank you for the admiration which handling the mayoral duties is very hard work and stressful as well too," McDaniels said with a smile, that is when Marge and the other Simpsons family came walking out of the room.
"Lisa, let's go now!" Homer screams out loudly to get her attention at that moment.
"Well goodbye, Mayor McDaniels…..I'm coming, dad!" Lisa said as she ran up to her family and that is when BarBrady came up behind the mayor that is when BarBrady had sneaked behind her which he putted the left palm of his hand on her left shoulder which he scared her the hell out of her at that moment.
"Jesus Christ George, don't you ever fucking scare me like that at all again!" McDaniels scolds him as she turned around to glare at him with such fury.
"Uh Geez whiz, Martha, that I wanted to ask you that you want to go out for lunch with me." BarBrady said with a feared look that formed on his face.
"Oh, I'm sorry, George, that I had gone over the edge as we speak, which I had completely gone into a total bitch mode to everyone, because Quimby is in town right now, - And you are clearly right that I'm needs to get out of here for a while." McDaniels said with a heavy sigh.
To Be Continued
