A/N: I almost felt bad for Jean last chapter, but pride goes before the fall. Now it's Connie's turn! No flames for Springer... Let Levi take care of that.
Song: Boom by Fan3. Find it on Youtube.
Guys Where's My Chair?
"Go ahead, heichou. I have no shame!"
So the day started normally enough, nothing weird going on, but as I walked into the room something felt off. I couldn't put my finger on it.
"Hey, does anyone else feel like there's something wrong here?"
Everyone looked at me funny.
"I mean, doesn't something seem...strange?"
They didn't answer, going back to what they were doing.
We were all there for a meeting, everyone sitting in their assigned spots. It wasn't until I tried to find my seat that I realized:
I didn't have a chair.
"Guys, where's my chair?"
They all ignored me.
"Hey! Guys, I need a chair too!"
It was like they couldn't hear me.
"Yo, Connie," a voice said from behind me.
I turned, relieved that someone was finally paying attention.
"Did you know you were naked?"
I looked down at myself and sure enough I was stark nude.
"Huh." Oddly enough it didn't bother me.
Then I woke up.
It was all a dream.
The End.
His story met the flame.
"Hey! I was gonna frame that!"
"Arlert's turn."