Chapter 6: A Line in the Sand

A few hours later, inside Chef Jerome McElroy Memorial Park, where Niles Lawson, the News 9's field Reporter was standing in the middle of the park which he was doing a boring report on the town's holidays Celebrations preparations. After he got done witnessing a bloodbath between Black Friday's shoppers and the mayhem that they had caused at the local mall during Black Friday that the news team was hoping for another tragic event to happen in South Park but nothing. That is when Bart came into view of the camera crew at that moment.

"Niles Lawson, here in South Park, that the holiday season is in the air in the small and quaint white bread mountain community of South Park, Colorado right now. That the town is gearing up for preparations of the 3 rd annual Holidays in the Mountains Festival that was started by South Park's own Mayor Martha McDaniels and the city council a few years ago to bring the community and local shops together in an effort to support the local economy and businesses." Niles Lawson said as he stares into the camera and that is when Bart begins to sings and dances in front of the camera.

"Do the Bartman! Come on, everybody, do the Bartman!" Bart sings at the top of his lungs while everyone in the crowd just looks at him very funny, and then Homer came running into the view with both of his arms arise in the air which he was ready to throttle him again.

"Why you little?!" Homer shouts out loud angrily and Bart screams which he had escaped into the crowd that gathered around.

"Breaking news…. There is a fat ass alert out of South Park right now, due to an apparent drunken fat ass running around here, caution be advised, Now back to the newsroom!" Niles Lawson said with a slightly bitter grin that formed on his lips and looks over his left shoulder to see what is going on at that moment.

"Just wow…you guys." Cartman said.

"Oh shut up, Cartman, you are super fat ass which you have your own alert code name." Stan replied with a light chuckle.

"Yeah, the super fat ass alert for you." Kyle said along with a smirk.

"Oh screw you guys….I'm coming home!" Cartman yelled and walked from the scene which the boys were laughing their asses off.

"Homer and Bart Simpson, stops now that you both are embarrassing our family right now, Jimmy Crickets!" Marge said while looking very embarrassed as she chased after them, which you see her large blue beehive hairdo tower over the crowd.

"I don't want to be that guy and kid, right now?!" Tom Thompson said with a light chuckle, the news 9 anchorman while he was sitting at the news desk and next to his sister and lover Tammy; which you can hear the audio clip of Homer choking Bart in the background.

"Now on to the weather, So Steve, how cold it will get?" Tammy replied as she looks into the camera at that moment.

"Well it is a very typical winter day in Colorado with the unseasonal very chilly – cold temps and heavy mountain snow, now back to you, Tammy and Tom?!" Steve said the blond-haired weatherman while he was standing in front of the weather map of the United States. At the same time, cut to South Park City Hall inside the mayor's office which the mayor was still there and watching the news on her office's 55 inch TV that she has some company with her which it was BarBrady and her aides who were sitting in a couple of chairs that was sitting in front of her right now.

"Well… gentlemen we got five days to finish the preparations for the annual Holidays in the Mountain Festival which it is becoming a tourism stop for the holidays among the state locals and out of state's tourists, because I'm wanted it perfect without any flaws." McDaniels said, as she places both of her palms on the top of her desk while she looks scornfully at them and remained seated in her chair. That was when she took her attention off them for a quick second that something had entered the room and caught her attention. Which it prompted BarBrady and both of her aides to look over their shoulders to see what their superior menacing glaring at, which it was Quimby who had once dared entered her political arena at that moment.

"Quimby!?" McDaniels spoke with such hatred that was directed at him as she looks at her longtime political rival who wears a naughty grin that appeared on his lips.

"Well my dearest Martha, you look very hostile right now, save your energy for the bedroom instead." Quimby replied as he steps forward her desk which BarBrady gave him such dirty look.

"No…. I'll never sleep with you in this lifetime, Quimby, so leave me the fuck alone, you fucking oversexed pervert!" McDaniels said with a hiss that filled in her voice as she angrily glares back at him.

"Oh come on, Martha, you really needed to get laid." Quimby said that comment had finally drawn the line in the sand between her and him which it had prompted BarBrady to rise up from the chair and protect his woman right now.

"That is it that, I've an enough of you, that I want out of my office and town now or I'll have you arrested for harassment buddy!" McDaniels shrieks out loud in protest, that she is about to leap over her desk to go at him at that moment.

"Wow… You are such a drama queen, Martha!" Quimby said while he raises a brow in a shocking way as he saw she looked extremely pissed which she has a major frown on her face and clenched her fists at her sides right now.

"Hey…. That was uncalled for, that I don't like your disrespect toward our mayor, sir!" BarBrady said which his finger at him while he was standing next to the mayor.

"Oh, really Joe, you got the nerve to call me a drama queen, that you had come to my town first with my sleazy ass cheap moves that you put on me, that I got bigger things to attend with like putting finish touches on my town's holidays events…. So fuck off, Quimby! McDaniels said which before she had lumps back into her seat. "Johnson and Freddy, please escort him out of here now!"

That was when Johnson and Freddy came around the desk to grab a hold of him by the arms then drag him out of the room which it brought a very giddy look to her face while BarBrady remained at her side.

"What a jerk he is?" BarBrady said.

"I'm had told that scumbag don't fuck with me at all, what he did that he fucked with me, which no one fucked with Martha McDaniels." McDaniels said to herself while she was remained seated."Let go home now which I'm had an enough, George."

"Right-o, Martha!" BarBrady replied.

Meanwhile….. Cut to South Park Police Station, which Homer was sitting in jail for choking Bart, that is when a police officer came walking up to the jail cell which he was unlocking the jail cell door which Marge had bailed him out.

"Mr. Simpson, you are being bailed out of the jail right now." Officer Barnett said.

"Marge, we needs get the hell out of this crazy ass town!" Homer said which he grabbed Marge and his children and left South Park in a hurry back to Springfield.

The End